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HELL Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 17/08/2026
Bet you didn't imagine the Well Actually Humorless Killjoy would be one of the first Bluesky jobs lost to A.I.
lan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com • 14h
A lot of people don't know this, but when you brush a cat, you are legally required to show them the wad of cat hair that came off of them and tell them
"this is enough for another whole cat"
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Veratify @veratify.bsky.social
V found this claim is false. This is a well-known internet joke; there are no laws in any jurisdiction requiring pet owners to show cats their shed hair or say this phrase.
Real-time fact-checks on your feed:
https://veratify.ai
Errors or comments: info@veratify.ai
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 26/08/2026
“computers can’t be held accountable” joke but it says “a computer can never wear a giant white tuxedo / therefore a computer must never ask itself well, how did i get here”
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Soup. The food.
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The "you missed the point by idolizing them" Starter Pack:

The Koopalings.
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Crowsa Luxemburg @quendergeer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
why are you bothering me, i built you a perfectly functional wire mother
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Brooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A tweet from @sablaah showing a phobos eclipse from mars, and her commentary says: "humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W foot earth, the best planet in the universe"
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Andor style Back to the Future prequel explaining how Doc Brown originally fell out with Muammar Gaddafi
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
"I'm not robbing you for cash buddy"
[Photo of the door of a white Krispy Kreme delivery van. A red octagonal sticker near the window reads "NO CASH ON BOARD Just Fresh Doughnuts". Watermarked @tank.sinatra.]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
i eat beees :robot_emoji: (@ieatbeees@tech.lgbt) on mastodon: "explaining polycules to a cishet guy
ok so imagine a steam family"
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/08/2026
[Commenter]:
"that imitation crab is banging my wife and I love it"

[Reply]:
"commas are important"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When your wife drinks half a can of seltzer and then just leaves it somewhere
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Valenciennes 🔞 @valenciennes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yeah man ok
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Austin Butlerian Jihad 🇵🇸 @huckstergon.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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BoringKate @boringkate.com · 01/03/2025
My hobbies include downloading files, extracting files, and transferring files!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 23/08/2026
I am kind of interested in knowing what happens in the alternate universe where Carney folds on the french language stuff and american and canadian officials at all levels of government spend the next 20 years dodging car bombs from groups called stuff like Mouvement National Front Uni
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
four guys sit in a car one says: did you give lin manuel miranda the aux again??

another guy says: fuck, he's gonna play nerdcore shit like always!!

lin manuel miranda says: I'll stick it to these guys! I'm gonna spin hardness that'll make me seem super fly!

the radio plays: in my experience, women are like people...
they deserve rights

one of the guys says: i-is this hillary clinton's autobiography?
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Katie Tiedrich @katietiedrich.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
my phone lockscreen doesn’t recognize my face when I’m in the middle of eating an enpanada and this is why a computer can never understand the human soul
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Oh. You like killing Ganon in The Legend of Zelda games? Oh you like that. do ya? Well, what if he was a Christian Baby? Would you still do it and beat our silly video game? Huh?
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Aviator Animator @aviatoranimator.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love this level
Mario from mario galaxy flying around a cat planet, and the cat planet is just the cat sitting in the clear bowl where it looks all smushed. Sorry this isnt a better description, i, i really dont know what to say about it
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
watching atla and there's this episode where Sokka is upset cause they arent following his super tight and demanding schedule he's cooked up. and you can see in this shot that the schedule is just a real ass fucking Computer Spreadsheet, probably from the actual animator's schedules LOL
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☀️ 🪩 🟡 🌍(🏠) 🔴 @lunarstargaze.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is how it feels to post in the announcements channel of your own discord server
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Xploshi @xploshi.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 19/08/2026
t-rex had to make his first mistake SOMETIME, might as well be now qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Got a cannon? Dislike hail?

T-Rex: Well, GOOD NEWS!Dromiceiomimus: Is the good news that I can use my cannon to fire cannonballs into the sky, blasting a small amount of hail out of the air, but replacing it with a LITERAL CANNONBALL which now must falls somewhere and possibly ON someone??
T-Rex: No! Even better: you attach a GIANT CONE to your cannon, turning it into a SOUND CANNON a.k.a. a HAIL CANNON!!T-Rex: And its sound waves then BLAST through the air, preventing hail from forming!
Utahraptor: Nope!

Utahraptor: Sound waves do not work that way, and if you think about it thunder can happen in hailstorms where it's WAY louder, but hail still forms! There's no scientific evidence that hail cannons are effective.
T-Rex: But folks have done it for GENERATIONS!Off panel: Folks have done TONS of stupid things for generations!!
T-Rex: But... but I'M folks! Oh no!
T-Rex: Oh no no no no NO!
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Frost! 🐏☀️ VTuber @frostsheepy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Good morning
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🌹Sing For Anactoria🥀 @singforanactoria.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I reserve the water torture for when it's especially badly behaved
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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delta! @peachdelta.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Limited Edition Ellie @tldrellie.bsky.evl.im · 18/08/2026
Mattie Lubchansky's "Is That Good?" Game Show Comic.

Is this good, chat?
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
THE JOKER : wanna know how I got these scars? ZOHRAN MAMDANI, SPEAKING PERFECT MANDARIN: How you got your scars is a personal story, but I want to make sure that every New Yorker who has scars gets to tell their story. That’s why I’m reducing MTA fares on weekends
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 17/08/2026
threads logo
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There, that settles everything i think
Potato dish alignment chart
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
nominee for funniest post of the year
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Dee @soulofcinder.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Relevant envy:
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ZimSan @zimsan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
They'll do that thing where Sora falls asleep randomly and anytime that happens we get to play another character Meaning. We're finally getting KH Dream Drop Distance... 2!
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Peggle 2 E3 Stage Reveal
ALT: Peggle 2 E3 Stage Reveal
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
that's right norton anti virus
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
One of the guys who helps me out on the farm said "The one thing nobody tells you about farming is how much of it is texting people" it's nice to know nothing has changed
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Dr. Kill Everyone (Eclipse) @eclipse.gay · 15/08/2026
if you're somehow still alive, and you're seeing this, please - pokemon go to the escape pods
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my people will be in touch with the mayors office to discuss how we're going to handle this blatant attack on americas greatest city
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
dragongirlsweetie
little bit of advice: if you can't tell if a post online is a joke, you should always assume that it is not a joke and the op is either an idiot with an inflated ego or is lying on purpose for malicious reasons. in both cases the best course of action is to aggressively correct them and insult them, maybe even threaten to kill them

dragongirlsweetie
the buddha taught this
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sora asks Donald and Goofy "what world should we go to next, Gang?" He points to a planet that is composed of a plantation. The music in the background is "Zip-A-Dee Doo Dah, Zip-A-Dee-Day." The planet is labelled "Reconstruction-Era Georgia." Sora asks "how about this one?" Goofy grabs Sora by the shoulder and angrily shakes his head. Donald, cringing, shakes his hands.
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
YALL MIND IF A WHITE BOY SPEAKS A LITTLE ESPANOL
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MorningMoon @morningmoonmeme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
MIENTRAS TANTO EN COCO #D23 #KINGDOMHEARTS4
SORA AT THE LEGENDARY TAQUERIA GOKU
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MorningMoon @morningmoonmeme.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
KH4 KINGDOM HEARTS 4
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💖gail 💖 🔜 GATEway 🔜 MC ATL @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
it's her time
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maddie ★ othatsraspberry @othatsraspberry.com · 15/08/2026
since kingdom hearts is in the news, have a classic doodle
Kingdom Hearts doodle
Maleficent: You see that? He replaced you with an angry duck.
Riku: what the heck, dude…
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the saddest thing about this, Elon, is that you're the richest man alive. You could dress this way. You could hire professional surgeons and nutritionists and trainers to sculpt your body. Those are options for you. But posting is all you know.
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John Self @john-self.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Damien Owens’ tweet from 2022:

“I’m 50. All celebrity news looks like this:

‘CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? K-SMOG AND BATBOY CAUGHT FLIPPING A GRUNT’

but I’ve changed “celebrity” to “business”
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