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I've never lost a game of rock-paper-scissors. he/him

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Mom @milph.mom · 7h
Been thinking about Schnarful for months.
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 11h
hey can you guys make sure not to use any curse words in your posts? mom says I'm not allowed to go on any websites where people use curse words. thanks
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relm.bsky.social @relm.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
From Achewood on 2007-03-28, 4th panel:
Téodor: Whoah! Why are you sitting around watching gay porn?
Ray: It's weird, you know. It's like, at any minute they might stop and go, "just kidding!" and go get some chicks.From Achewood on 2007-03-28, next panel:
Beef: They haven't done that for the last half hour though so if there guys are kidding they are like Andy Kaufman good
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Jason Prime @blazingwaters.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't think Pokemon *needs* voice acting. No RPGs should be viewed as "lesser" for not having something that can just as easily be detrimental to a game's quality, especially when some bring up some vague standard That said, they shouldn't have put this sequence in knowing it wasn't getting VAed
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white woman fart explosion @gapingwoundgirl.tgirl.gay · 25/09/2026
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laura “thirty years old” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
history’s first recorded “potential man” is The King In Yellow
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the sicko in me has been really enjoying all the wumpus guro lately
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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New Video Game Advisor @newvgadvisor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Deltarune: Chapter 5 (Multiplatform, 2026)
An NPC is speaking to Kris. They're saying, "How bout you go home and try doing a 100% run of your shower"
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❦ emmy ❦ @princewife.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
kill fuck marry: -the you that you show the world -the you that you keep hidden -the you that you’ve yet to accept
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charlie deeds done kirk cheap @gizmouse.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i love this video so much i whipped up an english subtitled version real quick so everyone can appreciate it
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm always getting Eiffel 65 and Swery65 confused
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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yall fuck with Bob Emblem
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ronununu @ronununu.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#SILENTHILL #Townfall #サイレントヒル
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm kind of like if Kris Deltarune was in their mid-thirties
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm a sicko for games that let you practice hydraulic engineering
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
teenage mutant ninja turtles: fall of the foot clan, manual, excerpt, game boy (1990) archive.org/details/Nint...
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pizza that will deliver you from evil

(image of pizza box)
the first ever edible pizza box
value 10 points

(image of a slice of pizza)
slice of the pie
value 50 points

(image of a full pizza)
the extra large "za"
with double cheese
value 100 points
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 21/09/2026
“Everything is 40% more expensive because of AI” is a great line for an opposition party trying to unseat the AI-supported incumbents, if any Democratic consultants wanted to take a short break from dehumanizing trans kids to actually try winning a contested election.
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Grantasy Star IV: The End of the Sillynium @grantthethief.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Akira Toriyama is everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't have the faintest idea why but I feel a twinge of Rage whenever I read the word "SaGa". why are you capitalized like that
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Nathan K. Hensley @nathankhensley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
never forget that our universities fired and expelled people for opposing this
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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chess!! @videochess.world · 19/09/2026
On rugrat, the control of his life was removed, and so he made pudding.
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 17/09/2026
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
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🌸 DreMeMoTo @drememoto.com · 16/09/2026
kairi with the mousekatoolie
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"I have to return some video tapes" is slowly being replaced in favor of "I have to charge my crystals" as my default excuse to turn down an invitation
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zach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
me trying to remember my nonbinary friend's lore
From Pluribus. An image shows Rhea Seehorn as Carol Sturka standing in front of a whiteboard with her back to the camera. She is wearing a blue top, and the words “What I Know About Them:” are written in blue on the whiteboard.
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fem-cell leader @erinyesnoterino.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#Deltarune #Orange
Orange looking up at the viewer in quiet panic as she sits in the midst of responding to an email via a laptop, now forced to reckon with the fact that she has no idea how she actually manages to type while wearing boxing gloves. Or, possibly, magically manipulating boxing gloves.
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don't think people should be encouraging anyone to play Dark Souls II. I think that's a messed-up thing to do to someone.
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frank @trashheapmyths.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
symphony of the night is a game that's all about Sitting and Relaxing
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Had a dream that I was out-of-state buying groceries and the tortillas were packaged weird
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CLAYFACE: CELEBRITY DIRT #3 out now @judedoyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
People of All Genders Empowered to Maintain Delusion That They Have A Chance With Gillian Anderson
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I hope the wolverine game makes negative a billion dollars
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Here's a sneak peek at the first screen of the video game I'm working on
A black screen with white text with two quotes on it. The first quote reads "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." and is attributed to Kurt Vonnegut. The second quote reads "When the pimp's in the crib ma / drop it like it's hot / drop it like it's hot / drop it like it's hot" and is attributed to Snoop Dogg
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Ezzer @ezzer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dark Souls? No thanks, I don't like casual games. I only play hardcore stuff, like Touhou
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ronununu @ronununu.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
やっぱり1秒以下だとループ点で固まるっぽいな 妙な仕様
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ewan!!! (comms 📌) @ewanthingdoer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 09/09/2026
ladies, i would never do this
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Jeff Simpson @jeffsimpson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Graphics will never get better than this
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really bad account @rikagirlhusband.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The timeline this morning
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Karakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman
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Jason Prime @blazingwaters.northsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is one of my favorite deltarune memes every time i think about it i go into hysterics
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Yuri Dealer @samuraiflamenco.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[Nintendo Direct Voice] Link can jump... Roll... and swing his sword... All in full HD!
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 08/09/2026
give me your phone
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Nexus Mods > 007 First Light > Skins and Costumes > Austin Powers Total Conversion Mod
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Kentris @kentris.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The Playstation can produce mind-boggling effects.
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Numbers @pigpenandpaper.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Something completely different to reset my brain and continue commissions. Never realized he has a :3 mouth when facing forward, that's cute. #looneytunes #roadrunner
The Roadrunner from Looney Tunes. He is standing and looking forward, with a classic cartoon mesa drawn behind him.
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