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shit from ass. He\Him

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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 6h
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15h
>people aren't computer literate >"hey i can help you if you want to learn" >"how dare you. not everyone knows things like you do" ???
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Soulja Boy owned Johnathan Blow so hard his brain exploded
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Saw the new Spider-Man and laughed out loud when there was a Columbo reference. I appreciated that
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Hunter Felt 🏳️‍⚧️ @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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prime time crackervision @lewmo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
famed streamer ryan gary "northernlion" letourneau throwing his bald head back with excitement at being asked to identify steely dan albums
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マダガウ @madagau.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 08/10/2026
col. sanders, daly city, california, 1978
col. sanders, daly city, california, 1978
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A guy told me one time: “Don’t let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat, if you feel the heat around the corner”
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Remember, embodying the spirit of straight animals is actually more gay.
A soft-focus image of a bunny with green text overlay. The text reads: "WARRIOR AFFIRMATIONS. I AM A BUNNY. I can hop as high as a bunny and be as cute as a bunny, but that does NOT mean I am as GAY as a BUNNY."
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★ winnie ★ @winonaparadise.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
its so funny seeing early scenes where they're not fuckin with 21 lol
Henchman 21 from Venture Bros thinking "They don't know how much I wanna pork Doctor Girlfriend." Doctor Girlfriend thinking "Gary's thinking about porking me again." Meanwhile The Monarch is ranting about the guy from DEPECHE MODE.
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lex luddy needs a nap @lexluddy.xyz · 07/10/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
right
Funny is a genus of macrobunid spiders from China.

Etymology

edit
The specific name of Funny valentine was described as "an arbitrary combination of letters" by its authors.[1]
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Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Chessothebeater
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Hey guys, im announcing my retirement of pornhub, these have been the best years i have spent on any website but i think its time for me to retire because i have found someone and it feels like cheating everytime i jerk off, this is yo boy chesso signing off.
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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Because she got a GREAT ASS!
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 06/10/2026
Watching The Wire for the first time, and I like how the show is incredibly grounded, until suddenly they add this guy who feels like he’s from a comic book. Like, this is a guy Batman would have interactions with.
Brother Mouzone from The Wire
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it should not be one hundred fucking degrees in October. the sun sets at like 630pm and im outside sweating my ass off in the heat. this is fucked
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Rosarie Maria🦐 @fatamorgana.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Super Mario Sunshine is surprisingly more realistic than later Mario games in one specific aspect: here, Mario will start drowning if he hangs on to a ledge in such a way that water is flowing into his nose and mouth, as one would in real life.
Observe Mario holding on to a ledge that water is flowing over in Super Mario Galaxy (left) and Super Mario Odyssey (right). If realistic physics applied, he should start drowning since his nostrils and mouth are covered by water flowing into them.
However, in these games the air depletion/drowning state is tied to the swimming animation. As long as Mario is not visibly swimming, he cannot be drowning even if he is covered by water.
In Super Mario Sunshine, however, air depletion is decoupled from swimming as an action, allowing Mario to realistically start drowning in this situation (note him flashing red and his air meter depleting).
However, he is saved by Sunshine's (also unique among 3D Mario platformers) ledge tiredness mechanic. After hanging on for 20 seconds, Mario will let go. This is also realistic, since why would he let himself drown?
Source: discovery by YouTube user @miguelgcgamer, screenshots by Supper Mario Broth
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 04/10/2026
Saving Up A Valuable Load. Kozue Hirayama
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 04/10/2026
intellectually i know northernlion is rich because he’s on a disney cruise every third week of the month but somehow the comment that got me was him saying after a week of beard growth that it’s time to go to the barber to shape it
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
sovereign citizen basketball player: “I’m not traveling. I’m driving”
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
irst time ai prompter 😅 took a stab at generating a northernlion stream, mixed results but the visual clarity cannot be denied even though its a bit uncanny. not sure abut the banter though what is he saying lol
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is horseshit
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YOU - “Promiscuity -- you mean the *cock carousel*.” (Twirl your hand around in the air.) MEASUREHEAD - YOU USE VULGAR HUMOUR TO DISTRACT YOURSELF FROM THE PAIN THAT WOMEN HAVE CAUSED YOU. IMPOTENT RAGE AT THEIR PROMISCUITY WILL NOT HEAL YOU. AND IT *REPELS* WOMEN.
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this good?
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Part of Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo was filmed here
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hate when they're mean to Togusa in Ghost in the Shell
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
(boomhauer voice) yeah man I tell you what, that dang ol cheeto in that dang ol white house
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TechCrunch @techcrunch.com · 01/10/2026
California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
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California governor vetoes bill banning use of ‘pervert glasses’ to secretly record people
The California state bill would have penalized people who secretly recorded people in public with wearables equipped with cameras and microphones.
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I need to quit my job. This shit is driving me insane
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Sean Seanson @seanseanson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cha cha slide ass controls
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(drawing hentai) Yup, Can't wait for a bunch of disgusting dudes to jack their dicks off to this
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#1 daughter (of the stars) @janandoah.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the colonel ai from mgs2, all skeletonized
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Costco brought back the churro and I saw multiple people ordering double digit amounts of them.
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gotta get my car serviced tomorrow and im seriously considering bringing my switch so i can play videogames while i wait
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me: I don't know man I just haven't been feeling so great lately My friend who is the protagonist of a Shonen Jump manga about golf that's gonna be axed in 12 chapters: Heh...that's alright! Sometimes life is a swing and a miss, but its best to bogey! His female companion: I Want Your Balls
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cmrn knzlmn @ckunzelman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bloodborne NPC dialogue
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Nico @nicobrainrot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think that Rush may be Canada's greatest export.
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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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very tall bart @tallbart.com · 25/09/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
(star wars text crawl) 

Episode IX

The RISE OF COCKSUCKER
Japanese carnivorous
cum! The BLONDES'
attractive hardcore
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