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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 22/09/2025
my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”
several SnailBonez™️ skeleton snails with a skull for a shell that actually look pretty sick but I mean,several OctoBonez™️ brand octopus skeletons on a shelf along with a SpiderBonez™️ spider skeleton
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 22h
all this is both foolish and unnecessary
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 13h
folks we're only ~$15K away
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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 10h
This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives
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Alex Wild @alexwild.bsky.social · 8h
How may I help you?
Macro photo of a very plump apple green caterpillar facing us head on, reared-up, its six forelegs clasped expectantly.

It is a late instar larva of Antheraea polyphemus.
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 9h
The one that scared me was the Twilight Zone episode where the kid slipped through the wall into the 4th Dimension. I couldn't touch the wall behind my bed for probably a year
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13h
This is really amazing, if you haven’t seen it. Their hand dancing is awesome.
youtu.be
We No Speak Americano ft. Cleary & Harding
YouTube video by upandoverit
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 10h
looks interesting
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Matthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 11h
Off-brand posting for a second, but I need your recommendations for hotels, restaurants, bar, hikes, and any other experiences in the Columbia River Gorge, Willamette Valley, and other general between Portland/Seattle destinations.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
zuckerberg trying for John Wick this Halloween but ending up more ghislaine maxwell
Zuckerberg in a black suit and a wig that's a thick, black bob
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 14h
Slow motion pelican coasting above the coast bliss. 🪶
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 15h
It’s a lil comic! 

Panel 1: a smiling man holds up a tablet playing a video of a cat on a unicycle playing a drum. “Look! A cat drummer on a unicycle!”

Panel 2: frowning onlookers smugly say “it’s just AI.”

Panel 3: the cat, at home, looks hopeful. “So? Did they like it?” The man, sad, says, “your talent fell upon the worst possible era.”
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 14h
Ive only heard some bits from the Power to the People show, but I hope they added a verse: from Lake Ontario, to the Gulf of Mexico, this land was made for you and me
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 15h
OREGON! LOST: really good walking stick. last seen at these coordinates. if you picked it up, please DM me to reunite it with its heartbroken owner. REWARD: extremely good karma and fresh chanterelles. please repost will delete if found
uncle kyle and iggy walking kyle is wearing iggy's hat and using the stick iggy is being silly kyle's drawing of the stick a map showing the coordinates as 44.823162,-122.077892that's out in the hinterlands kind of by breitenbush
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 16h
Yes you want to read this
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 18h
no, she’s the wolf from a 4th or 5th century mosaic depicting the founding of Rome
The she-wolf who nurtured Romulus and Remus, depicted in mosaic form as a maniacal black dog with sharp teeth and white eyes.
My dog, bearing an uncanny resemblance to the maniacal mosaic wolf.
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June Hunter Images @junehunterimages.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We went hiking in the snow yesterday, hoping (always) to find ravens. It was only back in the fog-filled parking lot that these two landed beside me. I know this couple, having recorded their special duet before. #ravens #birds 🪶
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Christine Beeton @christinebeeton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One frog, two angles. 📷 #Texas, October 2026 #Frogs #Amphibians #Photography #TexasStateParks #Nature #NaturePhotography #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography
Side view of a green treefrog sitting on the yellowing stalk of a lotus leaf. The frog is looking sideways at the camera.The yellowing stalk of a lotus leaf. Holding onto it, a green treefrog. It is on the other side of the stalk so we only see a little of its sides and both eyes
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Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We don't have American Black Ducks where I live so imagine my surprise when this one just came right up and said hello while I was visiting in Ontario. Pretty good look 😂 #birds
Multi-toned brown duck with bright blue patch on its wing, orange legs and feet visible under the water line and a bright yellow bill.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
THE FORECAST AT DODGER STADIUM IS SUNNY
Teoscar Hernández as the teletubby sun
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
every child knows this to be true
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burn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*fries an egg on shohei ohtani*
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's 105 degrees at dodger stadium right now
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Convo with my ex sister in law, a trad wife twit: Her: I’d choose the man Me: me too Her: Well even a feminist agrees then! My ex-husband: she’s not choosing the man for safety reasons
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
California
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm stuck on "the high and dangerous steeples to reach"
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
jesus birds
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Copaganda, The Show
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Rod Serling was a king. WWII paratrooper in “The Death Squad,” TV pioneer, LOUD critic of McCarthyism who knew his status as a war hero put him in a privileged position to call shit out. Wrote critiques of racism into his scripts, created The Twilight Zone to escape the censorship that brought on.
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How ya gonna do it if you really don't wanna dance?
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Eyes @tmariis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last #caturday of September / First #caturday of October Left: Cornelis van Haarlem, "The Fall of Man" Right: Abraham Hondius, "The Monkey and the Cat"
A monkey hugging a cat in the garden of Eden.A monkey jumping a cat. The cat's facial expression of pure terror seems straight out of a horror movie. Smoke and fire in the background add to the drama.
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When you get old, everyone starts to look familiar
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every time I see a serial killer tv show advertised I think of this
My dad used to work with Ted Bundy at the University of Utah and every Friday my dad would say, "See ya Monday-Bundy" and I can't imagine how much Ted actually thought about murdering him for
it.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For older folks or anyone medically vulnerable the heat this weekend could be dangerous. This is a list of cooling centers, but call ahead if you can as some may be impacted by power shutoff www.sandiegocounty.gov/content/sdc/...
sandiegocounty.gov
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Steve McKerrall @photosteve.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hoo hoo 🦉
An adult great horned owl letting out its signature call A young great horned owl sitting on a tree branch A young great horned owl sitting on the side of a tree
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Top tv shows but make it about birds: #9 Birbs With Enthusiasm (Great Egret chicks excited about something) #birds 🌿
Three large white egret chicks stand in a big nest. Two face the camera with their beaks open, looking like they’re exclaiming loudly over something.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
after the guy who wrote the Alphabet Song died they were cleaning out his place and found more than ten thousand handwritten pages of an unfinished Numbers Song
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
listen to Brooke
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Patrick @watchinthesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A giant spider? A tiny moon? A Spotted orb web weaver has been spinning a productive web three mornings in a row. #Arachtober
A spider is wrapping up a snack for later in spider silk. A waning moon is seen beside the spider and seems about the same size in a blue morning sky.
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James Croxton @jwcroxton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So, uh, the #EugeneOR police absurdly wants $2.6 million for two records requests we submitted after already charging us $500+ just to start. VERY NORMAL.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
Oh my. The aurora borealis, seen in ultraviolet light from space. Our planet, putting on a show ✨
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WARNING: Moose will try to diagnose what is wrong with your broken vehicle.
Road sign of smashed car and moose
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this made me laugh out loud for real
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Well we had a (?) good run, fellow humans. It's been nice knowing you all
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Granarchist @newgranarchist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
pups
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have no idea if this is true but the collage kills me
A black lemur in a leafy tree with its mouth open as if singing, beside an inset photo of Pavarotti striking a similar pose. Text reads: “New research shows lemurs use operatic techniques when they sing, to reach high notes.” Classic FM.
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
DRIVE THRU: may i take your order ERIC SCHMITT: yeah i’ll have a cheesy gordita and nachos bell grande DRIVE THRU: sir this is a wendy’s
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Rebecca R Helm @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Magical creatures don’t exist, eh? Roughly 400 million years ago, before the birth of trees, there were giant mystery cones called “Prototaxites,” which grew nearly 30 feet tall. We literally have no idea what they were. Plant: no Mushroom: no Animal: no Tell me this isn’t a little bit magic
Sunset with giant mystery cones Prototaxites https://www.ibtimes.co.uk/prototaxites-fossil-explained-why-this-prehistoric-colossus-still-baffles-scientists-1773173
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