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neilbob-a-lob

@neilbob.bsky.social
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I'm a nurse, apparently. I'm autistic definitely. I'm some kind of woke social warrior eternally. All opinions are theft.

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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John Power Jr. @johnpower.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Ok I have far too much to do today to spend more than 2 minutes on this but here’s my political cartoon of the day, please enjoy
An incredibly lifelike illustration of Paddington Bear, official psychopomp to the British royal family, gently escorting a man in top hat and tails (carrying a Puzza Express takeout) to Belmarsh
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Santiago Jones @santiagojones.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
“The Queen will be turning in her grave” This is incorrect. She was not buried with her industrial rotary lathe, sources understand.
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
When Norfolk Police ask Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor if he has any special dietary requirements whilst in custody:
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
She never lived to see this moment, but it’s worth remembering that none of this would have happened without Virginia Giuffre. She had the courage to speak out against power and privilege when it was just her word against Andrew’s. Thanks to her, justice & accountability may finally have its day.
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Richard Nicholls @richardnicholls.net · 02/08/2025
Day 214 of #365DaysOfSmiles Little dog, big stick
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Motherfucking wind farms…
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
It says a lot about where we're going that the BBC is now running stories in which they ask lifeboat crews whether they will apologise for using their boats to save lives
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
The (Star Trek-themed) vibe I bring to the party:
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Miriam IRL @miriam.blacksky.app · 30/07/2025
Signs are popping up around London after the UK government made it an arrestable offence to peacefully oppose genocide
A parody sign posted on a London street near Big Ben shows an illustrated elderly woman wearing glasses and a badge that says “I OPPOSE GENOCIDE.” The text reads: “Have you seen this nan? We’ve been responding to a rise of grandparents opposing genocide on our streets. Though they are suspiciously non-violent, some of their cardboard signs may have sharp edges. Please stay vigilant.” The sign mimics official police warnings and is labeled with the “Metropolitan Police” logo
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Thinking about buying an Amazon van so I can park anywhere.
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
As we wake up to the news of another 200 Palestinians (minimum) killed by Israeli air strikes in a clear end to the ceasefire… Take note of this statement via The Guardian:
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!
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Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This !!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
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FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States
WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
" We now go live to the 1922 Committee..."
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Apparently there’s a “kickoff” meeting between the DOGE people and Department of Labor management planned for tomorrow at 4pm ET. Unrelatedly, the Frances Perkins Building that houses the Dept of Labor is located at 200 Constitution Ave. NW, Washington, DC 20210.
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Josep Goded @josepgoded.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Israeli forces have set homes ablaze in Jenin refugee camp, occupied West Bank, as their invasion of the camp enters its 16th day.
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Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The lengths to which the American press is going to describe Donald Trump's Gaza plan in every other way but as ethnic cleansing is quite something
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Peter Jukes @peterjukes.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
A ‘stunning proposal’. CNN’s euphemism for ethnic cleansing is up there with Swift’s “modest proposal” for cannibalism in Ireland
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neilbob-a-lob @neilbob.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Dear BBC news. I think you need a thesaurus, as the word you are looking for is "illegal".
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Growing up, my parents made me believe that pigs in blankets were actually called something different. I told all the other kids at school, my favourite part of Christmas was eating lots of Dickie Willies. It still haunts me to this day.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 17/12/2024
Just a reminder that in 2019, RFK Jr.'s anti-vaccine misinformation campaign helped cause a measles outbreak in Samoa that killed 83 people, mostly kids. Do you really want him to lead the Department of Health and Human Services?
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 18/12/2024
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No Score Draws ✍🏻⚽ @noscoredraws.com · 18/12/2024
Happy Emi Martinez Being A Mature Adult Day to all who celebrate 🥳
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
English, grew up in Malaysia. I played ping pong with a Chinese kid called Dennis. He didn't speak English and my Hokkien was bad. It dawned on me about 15 years later he was probably saying 'tennis'. Fucking mortified.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
You should all be following @nojusticemtg.bsky.social. www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8Ba...
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Emily Thornberry rewrites history on the News Agents
YouTube video by No Justice
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The Trials of Lucy Letby @lucyletbytrials.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
"Letby lawyers to reveal evidence they say 'significantly undermines' her convictions" "Mark McDonald, Letby's new barrister, has issued a press notice announcing that the team will disclose 'fresh developments on the case' on Monday afternoon." www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/12...
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Letby lawyers to reveal evidence they say ‘significantly undermines’ her convictions
Former neonatal nurse’s new barrister says ‘fresh developments in case’ will be made public on Monday afternoon
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Greg Jenner (Historian) @gregjenner.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This opening paragraph really made me laugh 🤣
Guardian article reviewing waterproof raincoats, by Paddy Maddison 

“I didn’t think it was possible for my cat to respect me less. That was until he caught me testing a waterproof jacket in the shower. Him, motionless in the hallway, a textbook look of feline disapproval painted across his face. Me, slowly rotating behind a glass screen like a Gore-Tex doner kebab.”
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Possibly the most frightening talent of the brown bear is an uncanny ability to blend seamlessly into the environment in an almost chameleon-like manner, allowing them to easily surprise their unsuspecting prey.
A bear standing upright, behind a narrow tree.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
🎅🏻 🏴‍☠️ 🎤
A sort of Venn diagram showing Pirates, Santa and Gangster Rappers with YO HO HO, HO HO HO and YO HO respectively.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
2016: Michael Gove, "We can have green Brexit" 2024: ‘Brexit problem’: UK tap water safety at risk after testing labs shut down
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Sam Whyte @samwhyte.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
One of the all-time great memes
Picture of rudolph - deviation from the norm will be punished unless it is exploitable.
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Geoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Massive away win for the little fella.
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Katy's Shit Cartoons @cartoons.katymontgomerie.com · 28/11/2024
Atoms are binary. They are either intended to be hydrogen or helium. We can't just scrap this worldview just because of a handful of exceptions
Pie chart:
74% hydrogen
25% helium
1% other (in tiny font)
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Michael Balazo @mbalazo.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Christmas Feel Box Ideas damp sponge = Santa’s brains peeled grapes = Santa’s eyes dried apple slices = Santa’s ears tines of a plastic fork = Santa’s teeth dog feces = Santa’s feces
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Count Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
This is astonishing, and I've never heard it (or indeed of it) before www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5Jy...
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Willie Rushton - If a Hundred Million People
YouTube video by John Heering
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Nute @nutedawn.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
You all MOCKED George Lucas and said this was boring or dumb but who’s laughing now???
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 25/11/2024
News has just broke that Trump plans to eject trans people from the military within days of inauguration. Trans servicemembers who have served 19 years will lose their pensions and healthcare. This is obscene. They served our country, and will be kicked to the side like trash.
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Trump reportedly plans to swiftly eject trans troops within days of inauguration
Trump’s actions could eject thousands of current trans service members
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ceej @ceej.online · 09/02/2024
han solo had to express chewbacca's anal glands monthly
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Annette tried to visit the memorial at least once a month and take time to remember her beloved Frankie, gone too soon from this world.
A chicken stands in front of an illustrated fast food chicken drive-thru menu board.
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neilbob-a-lob @neilbob.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My body is not a temple, it's a Greggs bakery that's been looted during national riots.
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neilbob-a-lob @neilbob.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
If I scored the winning goal in the FA cup I wouldn't slide on my knees as they would likely snap. Follow me for more life tips.
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neilbob-a-lob @neilbob.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm sticking it to the patriarchy by using white pepper instead of black pepper on my food. Anarchy!
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neilbob-a-lob @neilbob.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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