Reposted by It's Michael brndn @rewild.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Getting dopamine hits from the Venmo activity feed 011
Reposted by It's Michael Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026“The Iran War was lost because Trump and Miller and Hegseth simply couldn’t believe that White people wouldn’t be triumphant. That notion was truly incredible to them.”open.substack.comOne Nation Under A RacistTrump’s prejudice lost the Iran War — and that’s only the start 41748222
Reposted by It's Michael Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/03/2024Preparing for Easter by reflecting on the Elizabeth Hurley tweet 1253016460
Reposted by It's Michael Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Hey man come over, we're watching ready player one nude. We're all gonna point at the screen and wild out when they show garfield or whoever. Rest of the time, we're free to explore the pleasures of each other's bodies. Eyes, hands, mouth, it's all good. It's just skin man. Just garfield and skin. 930343
Reposted by It's Michael the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow 3554801365
Reposted by It's Michael Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 04/07/2025I always say I love my country the way Anthony Bourdain did, not as a benevolent state or one founded in innocence but as vast, beautiful place full of discrete people and cultures such as has rarely been attempted and worth fighting for. 1143681098
Reposted by It's Michael D*o.t_s>k°y @dottsky.bsky.social · 21/04/2025SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement 772174764833
Reposted by It's Michael Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/12/2024(making small talk) how many chili dogs have you sucked on 1223630
Reposted by It's Michael Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Wife: How was the rap battle? Me: [removing hand puppet] I lost 4767111
Reposted by It's Michael The Fishpants @thefishpants.bsky.social · 14/11/2024A Hellboy sequel where he finally grows up to be Hellman so he can take over the family mayonnaise business 17185781566
Reposted by It's Michael Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 15/11/2024There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones 381506268
Reposted by It's Michael sadvil 😎 @sadvil.bsky.social · 12/11/20242012: “join Twitter? just so I can learn what some moron had for lunch?” 2024: “I’ve joined Bluesky to follow the ‘Good Lunch’ Feed. People post their lunch and others reply good lunch when it’s a good lunch” 195254513964
Reposted by It's Michael Ava Jerome @muffmacguff.bsky.social · 23/08/2023Imagine producing four such iconic images in the past three years 562052521
It's Michael @mycombs.bsky.social · 03/08/2023This is always happening to me. I’ve lost 5 houses this way, but I’ll never give up my night dress 000
Reposted by It's Michael krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 15/07/2023Now hold on a minute son let me see what ya got there. I say I say, what ya got here is blood runes! Wicked sigils, son, ya see? You're never gonna read it like that. You need innocent blood, see? A suckling babe, boy! 216734
