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@clirkus.bsky.social
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it's important to look up in the sky and remember that you're really small i hope you eat something good today <3 31 • poor • any prns

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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
[AI bubble bursts] billionaire tech bro: the stupid consumer did not understand it
3 panel comic

Panel 1: 
Orange Guy standing at a stall with a sign that says “Shit Sandwich, £500”
Pink Guy walks up to the stall, Orange Guy gestures excitedly at the sign.

Panel 2:
Pink Guy continues walking past the Shit Sandwich stall. The Orange Guy looks dejected

Panel 3: 
Orange Guy says “Wow. That guy can’t read”
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James @james.tarnation.lol · 22/08/2024
i love fall, the smells, the tastes, the weather. i'm going to celebrate with a tank of pumpkin spice gasoline.
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 23h
4:20 blaze it 🔥
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im glad everybody is talking about it, but it really hurts to hear it
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
aww my coworker brought me a bubble tea <3
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me whenever i answer the phone super professionally at work and the other person doesn't say anything so i hang up
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Hansolo Star Wars: Boring Conversation Anyway
Alt: Han Solo from Star Wars saying, "Boring Conversation Anyway."
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man i love Gojo Satoru from Sorcery Fight
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
if we're arguing about anime title translations i just want y'all to know the literal translation of Jujutsu Kaisen is Sorcery Fight and tbh that does go hard
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
sounds like it's going well
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
marked NOT SAFE from upstream timeout
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
hello old friend *coffee and a cigarette*
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can't believe im at work when i should be slaying demons and closing fade rifts
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*traffic stop* Me: I don't have my license. Cop:. What's your name? Me: Freeda Go-Sir. Cop: You're Freeda Go-Sir? *I playfully pretend to drive off* *the cop shoots me 17 times and gets two weeks paid vacation*
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
understaffed on the full moon manager is a dumbass
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
discover the method to your own madness
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
it's not so much that it gets easier, but you get better at developing systems to make it easier
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"you got games on your phone?"
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Frog Every Day @frogeveryday.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dustin the frog
Dustin the frog
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Raccoons Hourly @raccoonhourly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
An adorable raccoon.
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johnny✪ @jwebbthethird.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that one oomf who swears on their oomfs lives knowing damn well we’re gonna die
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Inspirational Skeletor @skeletorinspires.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whatever it is youre seeking won't come in the form you're expecting. Says Skeletor always surprised by how correct it is that you don’t ways get what you want, you get what you need.
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i've worked in food service long enough to know that "I'll have the exact same thing" is almost always a fucking lie
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can we show Andy some love?? happy birthday buddy
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
just saw a guy with a shirt that said: "GASOLINE FOREVER" lol
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anything u can do i can do later
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
[guy who doesn’t do anything] I could do that
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𖠌moopshe「𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗.𝚝𝚢」 @moopsh.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
we can do this the easy way or we can just not do it actually
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is the plot of dungeon crawler carl btw
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🧩 @holojester.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i have to stop judging myself for the people who dont get it
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
you know what this relationship needs? a tattoo machine
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
skyhold customization how do i get dorian pavus a pet kitten
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
get loved and cherished asshole
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Ivy @askylitocean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Wind" by artist Raven Avana
A whimsical digital illustration depicting a stormy autumn day where fierce gusts of wind sweep colorful fallen leaves across a green meadow. In the center, a small black-and-white dog (resembling a Border Collie) stands resiliently, bracing its small body against the heavy, swirling visual currents of the weather.
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i did save the smith this time at least
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BITCH MOVE I AM THE HERALD OF ANDRASTE
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Octocamo #critterposting
Crude black and white drawing of a tortoiseshell cat on a front porch made of tortoiseshell, brick, atones, concrete, leaves and spiral decorative patterns. Shaped like shapes.
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Anna Daviscourt @annadaviscourt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If you see this, post some cats
A digital illustration of two cats looking up at a gardener harvesting tomatoes in a yellow sunny garden, watermark: annadaviscourt.com
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they are on ~vacation~ 🏝️
silly #SciArt digital doodle of a little sand mound with little plants growing from it and small grey rocks around it, on top if are two cartoony red ants sunbathing, one is on a pink towel the other on a white reclining chair
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lei. | #ProtectJho @l3ibra.blacksky.app · 07/09/2026
Ari is in a very rough spot right now and needs support—especially dealing with maltreatment from a toxic workplace. can we please show them some support by sharing this and donating if possible? we both would appreciate it. ♡
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Buy Ari L. a Coffee
Support my goals to stream (eventually)
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stew pickles jr. @spamturd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
guys let's all get more dialectic
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fishttp:// @fishttp.website · 25/09/2026
i've had interviews where they offered me coffee, bitch
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hot topic really came thru
a black t-shirt of the band BLAST aka Black Stones from Nana. Nana Osaki poses on an elegant red chair like a fucking rock god while the boys stand behind her
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"is it unprofessional to bring iced coffee to a job interview?" secret police are kidnapping and murdering people in the streets, jan
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Princess Donut has committed a third Atrocity." 𝘉𝘢𝘱. 𝘉𝘢𝘱. 𝘉𝘢𝘱.
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
onesie weather my beloved
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hamge @clirkus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
QTP with a gif/vid of the game you're currently playing 🎮 second playthrough so i actually know what im doing, kinda
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Dragon Age Dragon Age Inquisition
Alt: Dragon Age Inquisition - a rift opening in the Fade
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 25/09/2026
Loaded some wooden pumpkins, bats, and ghosts in my store 🎃🦇👻 These are all one-of-a-kind original mini paintings on wood so when they're gone, they're gone stinasdemons.bigcartel.com 😈🎨🦇 Here are the pumpkins for sale (so far):
Synthwave style painted wooden pumpkin, painted like a jack o lantern in blue, purple, pink, and whitePainted wooden pumpkin, painted like a traditional jack o lantern in orange, green, yellow, and blackColorful painted wooden pumpkin, painted like a jack o lantern in teal, purple, pink, red, and yellowLandscape painted onto a wooden pumpkin of a sunset scene with jack o lanterns in the foregeound and a tree in the background
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korraiko @korraiko.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
QRP your spooky art 🦇
Digital painting sketch of a female vampire head with pale skin and dark hair
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