Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 26/03/2026how do I get my account flagged as rude I wanna be part of the bad boy teenager club 010
Reposted by Dallas Salladprezoh @prezoh.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Trump is a big orange faggot am i right bluesky nation 29768141
Reposted by Dallas Salladmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/03/2025just calmly walked away from a big explosion without glancing back and i immediately regret it. i could've seen an explosion 430227
Reposted by Dallas Salladjenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 11/03/2025bluesky and twitter both have annoying people but at least on bluesky the most annoying people can't pay $8/month to make me see their posts more 72144882783
Reposted by Dallas SalladEmoji Caresser @lizrummy.bsky.social · 04/03/2025bahahaha oh my fucking God 533414311
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 03/03/2025Alright this platform is great and all but the “Twitter is cooked!!” discourse is getting tiring. We gotta accept that Twitter/Meta have a monopoly on social media and small shit we obsess about won’t bring that down soon. Let’s just have fun hangin out in these other spaces for a while. 010
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Won the first bracket of a Street Fighter 2 tournament at work and everyone cheered for me and I got a trophy too big to take a photo of to post here and there were many hot women saying my wiener was nice and putting their mouths on my wiener 020
Reposted by Dallas SalladJonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Do not mess with librarians. They let complete strangers borrow their books. For a living. Even the hardcovers. They are so much stronger than you know. 159123031439
Reposted by Dallas Salladpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I feel like I was born too late because I think I would’ve been great as either one of the Little Rascals or a guy who went to prison for selling drugs to the Little Rascals 1884434
Reposted by Dallas Salladmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 02/02/2025ROOMMATE: hey what the hell happened to my corn THE INVENTOR OF CREAMED CORN: pretty cool right 131292132
Reposted by Dallas SalladMolly (they/them) 🏳️⚧️ @epi-nymph.bsky.social · 31/01/2025My coworker is an immigrant from Afghanistan. She said “I survived three wars. If you have lentils and water, we can get through this. I will make sure.” 488264402972
Reposted by Dallas Salladbeccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 30/01/2025just put a feather in my hat and yankee doodle was right. this shit is straight up macaroni 191836183
Reposted by Dallas Sallad🧟♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 30/01/2025Start eating simple-but-healthy, exercising, avoiding pollutants, and saving your money now. All of the scams, misinformation, and abuses of power being run have the ultimate result of damaging your physical health or wasting your time / resources. That's what capitalism does. 132
Reposted by Dallas SalladGareth P Jones @garethpjones.bsky.social · 28/01/2025As the director of the new Bob Dylan film also made the Johnny Cash one, surely someone in Hollywood is pitching a Marvel-style universe with loads of films about 1960s/70s musicians... leading up to a big Avengers one about the Travelling Willburys. 3055245
Reposted by Dallas SalladGinger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 27/01/2025“Just Google it” Girl have you tried using Google lately? 3780464
Reposted by Dallas SalladBill Chambers @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social · 27/01/2025Watching DUNE 2 and sorry but this is three adaptations in a row that don't do you the courtesy of playing "Surfin' USA" during the wormriding. 628034
Reposted by Dallas Salladmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 26/01/2025my brain every time the play by play announcer mentions Montreal Canadiens goaltender Jakub Dobeš 818114
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Got the $20 HP Pavillion 17 up and running! I’m honestly amazed that not only for $20 did it need very little work but it’s also in amazingly clean condition. Usually these consumer grade HPs are beat to absolute shit and barely chugging along after 5 years. 010
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Took a gamble on a $20 laptop and a $4 charger that fit at a thrift store. Was a good gamble, just needs some more ram and a drive and this should be a great lil workstation for laying in bed. 020
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Okay I found Print Shop Deluxe for Windows and I’m going to have way too much fun making this stupid shit now. Bring back physical memes. 062
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Messing with a windows 98 virtual machine and found a copy of Rugrats Print Shop online 6647156
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Holy shit I offered this guy $40 and he accepted it, picking up tomorrow. I’m beyond excited, I’ve been wanting to add a much older Thinkpad to my collection. New trackpoint cap and we’re in business. 000
Reposted by Dallas Sallad🧟♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Me and the boys hangin out this weekend 141
Reposted by Dallas SalladElizabeth Blackstock @elizablackstock.bsky.social · 24/01/2025still thinking about the guy on the flight next to me who was watching Andrew Tate shorts until we took off, after which point he started watching Hotel Transylvania 1235814
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025This is how I feel talking about Linux with people on the internet lately 140
Reposted by Dallas Sallad🧟♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 24/01/2025The Seven Words Every Man Wants To Hear 032
Reposted by Dallas Salladvelosol.bsky.social @velosol.bsky.social · 24/01/2025I bought an old Zip drive that had a disk stuck in it. It ended up having Rule 34 Jetsons images as a highlight. 061
Dallas Sallad @mustardenjoyer.bsky.social · 25/01/2025So was Paul Reubens intentionally trying to get caught whacking it in a porno theater just to throw people off? 110
Reposted by Dallas Salladpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 23/01/2025The Beatles (in 1960): We’ll be called The Beatles Me (stepping out of a time machine): You’re going to become the most famous band in the world ever The Beatles: We’ll spend five minutes thinking of a better name 40141367
Reposted by Dallas SalladBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23/01/2025We've finally defeated cancel culture. Now people only get fired for criticizing the government 83167842867
Reposted by Dallas SalladSamuel @samuel.fm · 22/01/2025I’ve been boycotting simon and garfunkel ever since I learned what he did to those smurfs 962565170
Reposted by Dallas SalladThe Ken In Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Now that TikTok's status as a beacon of free information is compromised I'm not sure where I can find trustworthy information about the existence of giants 2344911
Reposted by Dallas Sallad🌙 @awawawa.world · 21/01/2025the difference between vaping and smoking flower is that flower has analog warmth like vinyl 616824
