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Big doofus from river city, now on this thing

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Siskel and Ebert Bot @siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 11h
The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993) Director: Henry Selick Watch Review wp / ltrbox
A screen capture from the Siskel and Ebert Show reviewing the movie The Nightmare Before Christmas. Ebert gave it a thumbs up.
 Siskel gave it a thumbs up.
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snakey @snakey.bsky.social · 14h
thinking about that scene from DS9 where sisko thinks nog is having a negative influence on jake, so he goes to tell him he can't hang out with nog anymore, and finds jake teaching nog how to read, and just leaves without being noticed. it's the best show ever made
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 22h
If they didn't want people to hate that liberty bibberty thing, you gotta wonder why they made it that perfectly kickable shape.
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
We need a Disney Princess who has killed before, and will likely kill again
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Lora Kolodny @lorak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
it is mentally, intellectually, spiritually, exhausting to be dealing with the same injustices for an entire lifetime when we know, observe, speak on or report on the structural & societal norms causing & worsening it all. (this applies to many issues & news stories. cornell 7 most on my mind.)
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was falling asleep in bed last night and it came to me: In just a few hours, Mr. Pibb becomes Mr. Piss
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They're doing this to me tomorrow
Bart Simpson being tortured on a wheel
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm officially instituting Spooky Goony Season. You know what that means.
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
H E L L Y E A H
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There's a guy pretty high up in the dang US government who needs to hear this
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Saying Lucy is going to pull the football away is defeatist and in the end only serves Lucy's agenda. Relax, everyone: Lucy is NOT going to pull the football away. She simply doesn't have the political juice to pull the football away this time.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The marketized militarism of the Ego-Imperialist paradigm is nothing but blogging and an endless implosion into the goated image of the self.
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Still an iconic fit, all these years later.
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haunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
giving a cat one thousand kisses on his soft tiny head
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literal undead, I guarantee it.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a book cover which features an illustration of a man and woman meditating aside a chakra map and inside a translucent pyramid which is flying over the desert. Copy and title read

It’s happening again 

WHITE PEOPLE
UP TO
NO GOOD

by John D. Nuagape
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Freyja Valentine, Girl IRL Cat URL @freyjavalentine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
jon arbuckle in "garfield and friends" looks horrified into a house from a window. behind him is Mister Sickos by famed onion cartoonist Kelly, also looking in with sick glee.
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Alfred Reinold Baudisch @alfredbaudisch.com · 29/09/2026
New game! 585 assets from Quest 64 (Nintendo 64) were imported into the asset browser: all 3D models with ALL ANIMATIONS (characters, monsters, props), maps, sprites, VFX, UI. A complete extraction and labeling of Quest 64 assets. Dedicated to @quest64official.bsky.social
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𝐟𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐠 @ruleo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
can’t do anything on this web sight
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Naomi Elizabeth @naomielizabeth.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Great news! All annoying people have been placed in a grain silo! ~ No grain was harmed in making this post ~
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
QTP with your favourite video game villain in a GIF if you can!
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Kefka Finger Wag - Final Fantasy VI
Alt: Kefka Finger Wag - Final Fantasy VI
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 1, Episode 6
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One of my favorite songs from the original show, an absolute treasure.
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Muppet Pictures @muppetpictures.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Kevin Hearne @kevinhearne.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do we incentivize people to paint wizards on their vans again I haven’t seen a wizard van in a decade and it feels like we lost something precious Can we offer up a tax credit? Little bags of shrooms? Start a wizard van painting program at vocational schools?
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
it's kinda funny that the disney brain trust can't figure out space westerns/samurai movies. that's a solved game
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I would never vote for Batman, but I *would* vote for Adam West *potraying* Batman.
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gameboy graphics bill s preston esq says: what's truly bogus is the way you think about yourself
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/09/2026
"We didn’t so much lie to you as tell you stories that were untrue. We hoped the stories would add magic to your childhood and reassure you that capitalism is a fair system for everyone, instead of one in which some people can’t afford insulin while other people are Jeff Bezos." buff.ly/KM3opmg
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Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
“You’ll probably hear this soon enough from the other kids on the playground anyway, so I might as well tell you. Santa isn’t real, the Tooth Fairy is imagin...
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Andi Zeisler @andizeisler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A woman was drugged, raped, and sexually trafficked to members of a fraternity. Two of the men involved were expelled. Five were given the opportunity to mitigate suspension by *writing an essay.* The dozens of other men who knew this was happening and said nothing? You already know the answer.
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EDITORIAL | Cornell Won’t, We Will
The Editorial Board demands that Cornell stops protecting the alleged Chi Phi rapists through the University's opaque sexual assault policies.
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh HELL yeah
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Married: With Children
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Current mood: Make "Diamond Age" Mandatory Reading
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JCP⭐Designs 👺 A Professional Who Gives A Shit @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll bite
Guy who looks like a Goomba
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mokie @mokie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"The incident fits a broader pattern in the discourse around ‘free speech’ and ‘cancel culture’: whatever comes from the top down is freedom; whatever comes from the bottom up is bullying and censorship."
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy 90th birthday to Jim Henson. This ongoing thread celebrates him in the best way I can muster - By celebrating his art and its craft, spirit, and legacy…
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Line of Juggalo Suitors Forms in the Hopes of Courting Young Juggalette thehardtimes.net/music/metal/...
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Line of Juggalo Suitors Forms in the Hopes of Courting Young Juggalette
DETROIT — A line of juggalo suitors formed outside the bedroom window of 19-year-old juggalette Katie Gerwin in the hopes of winning... Read the full masterpiece
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me trying to impress the 23-year-old dental hygienist: So yeah, in my friend group right now the brushchads have the cavitycels seething
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
bring back superman's gay rays
Superman comic where he's shooting rainbows outta his hands
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Brian at a store with the text:
I just saved hundreds by switching to self checkout and fucking stealing
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
When Vance said "the fart left" he was talking specifically about me.
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Final Fanduel 7 - the app where you can bet whether or not your friends can beat Emerald Weapon
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SorryHat @sorryhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You should read this tho, it’s a frame for what is happening. This is gospel for some of the richest and stupidly powerful people on the world. All the dumb shit happening lines up when you understand their goals.
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🧟‍♂️ Frankentom's Monster 🧟‍♂️ @tjmuessig.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ramsey's in da box
My cat Ramsey sitting in a box
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Nostalgia Ninja @nostalgianinja.com · 22/09/2026
Reminder that leaving Discord will be a temporary measure until you fight Age Verification at the legislative level. You're only buying time if you move to another service and the law forces their hand. Discord IS complying in advance, just be aware of that. They are part of the problem.
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