iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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yoko taro meeting toby fox scares me so much, those two could create the most mentally ill woman ever if they wanted and that power is dangerous

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wintertorta🍰 @wintertorta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

a reminder 🪄 #illustration

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 9h

It’s so cool how you can just trans your gender

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Witchy Annie 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔞 @possmom.bsky.social · 16h

"JK Rowling is already a billionaire and everyone already knows about Harry Potter, what's the point of boycotting?" Nobody thinks boycotting will bankrupt her. We know she's gonna die rich. We're just asking you to show a shred of solidarity with trans folk. Absolute low bar bare minimum shit.

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 10h

The article states that draft boosters will only ever have foil rares and mythics if they have any foils at all

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 11h

Foil basics will be in presumably collector boosters and maybe bundles?

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 11h

Can I just say I’m also really concerned about how scarce specific common and uncommon foils are going to be?

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It always baffled me that Laura’s theme from Twin Peaks was on that album.

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ratchel @ferret5557.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

oh hey thanks man

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Grant Stoner @supercrip1994.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Friendly reminder that Sharma is responsible for completely obliterating the accessibility division and its community goodwill at Xbox.

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 03/10/2026

girl who gets bottom surgery on 9/11 out of solidarity to commemorate another tower falling.

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Mom for Ghoulberty👻 @fakegreekgrill.bsky.social · 24/09/2025

Des Moines has you all beat

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Small Robots @smolrobots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

JRR Tolkien: You paint that picture of the key scene from the Two Towers where Frodo and Sam fight Gollum? Donato Giancola: Sure did, Ron, real fuckin' sexy just like you asked. JRRT: What.

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Anxious Rage @anxiousrage.blacksky.app · 03/10/2026

A genius

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m so upset to learn that not only is that fraudster Rob Ritchie has shifted to evangelical music, but he fucking ripped off Kenny Rogers’s The Gambler?!?!

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sounds like he’s ready to get his own line of cigarettes to sell to kids.

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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I‘d like to wish all retro gaming personalities who uncritically boosted m*dretro products a very “I’m glad I blocked all of you without a second thought”

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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"

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Alex Van Aken @itsvanaken.games · 02/10/2026

this is who owns ModRetro btw

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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Homie what set you from

The notorious gangsta tweets of Xeni Jardin aka Jennifer Hamm

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

like tears in rain

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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Thank you to Costco Connection Magazine for coming up with my new bio

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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 01/10/2026

i sure hope my bitch wife doesn't wanna watch blue

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

checking out texas a&m's baseball roster

a picture of a guy wearing a texas a&m hat and jersey. his name is "clayton freshcorn" and a&m's website lists him as a right-handed pitcher.

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Wedge Collider @wedge.collider.mov · 01/10/2026

classic case of Beefswelling

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Imagining Super Sentai, but they’re all Harry except for one later joined Kim, and I need this now.

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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s October 1st

David Lynch. Next to him is a graphic with a Halloween jack-o-lantern and the text, “Devil’s Night.”

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Or three with one orchi, and two half and half.

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DPS @dps2004.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

the image from the original post, except the other buttons (except USE GRENADE) are edited to say "CRISS CROSS", "CHARLIE BROWN", and "ONE HOP THIS TIME"

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Sorry but I can’t stop watching this 3 minute long AI slop video about a Yankees baseball who abandons his Red Sox family, all of whom have increasingly inaccurate ways of pronouncing the word “cuh”

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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It has been found

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I love when somebody fucks up their car so bad it starts bleeding out on the pavement

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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

not sure why I made this but now you have to see it

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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

obviously a fucked up situation from pretty much every conceivable angle, but the “what are you gonna do, stab me” principle remains undefeated

He also, per the affidavit, said: "Let's see if the FBI is going to to show up at my door because I'll shoot them motherfuckers too." Other transcribed statements include "I'm going to be a murderer one day" and "One day I'm going to turn into that person just like the people you see on the fucking videos on YouTube where they fucking run up to the police officer and they have no reason at all and then they make the police kill them. I'm gonna be that guy."

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Every time I’m down on UB nonsense, they come out with an absolute banger like this…

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

ACT 4 WHEN?! There’s no way that’s the ending!

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Hasan is speaking at UT today, here's my convo with him. Love him or hate him, I thought it was interesting that UT will host Ben Shapiro in their largest venue possible while they shunt Hasan to a small room on campus.

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Father of Death was so fucking amazing!

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Extremely underrated choice. Sum41’s Chuck is a huge tonal and political shift from their stuff before, and still really holds up as an anti-war album.

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This particular art exemplifies the series.

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You probably won’t want to look too close at the face of the Popeye holding Popeye creator E.C. Segar. You probably shouldn’t. So, just don’t. Don’t do it. Don’t.

Photo of a man dressed as Popeye holding Popeye creator E.C. Segar

Close up of the cursed face of the man dressed as Popeye, showing the horrific prosthetic makeup he's wearing in order to look like the character

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

There’s even a gmod version where they use the models for Solid Snake

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