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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 1h

@blurryleg.bsky.social Bowie and Jennifer Connelly on Wizard Rectangles.

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 2h

Hasan is speaking at UT today, here's my convo with him. Love him or hate him, I thought it was interesting that UT will host Ben Shapiro in their largest venue possible while they shunt Hasan to a small room on campus.

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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You probably won’t want to look too close at the face of the Popeye holding Popeye creator E.C. Segar. You probably shouldn’t. So, just don’t. Don’t do it. Don’t.

Photo of a man dressed as Popeye holding Popeye creator E.C. Segar

Close up of the cursed face of the man dressed as Popeye, showing the horrific prosthetic makeup he's wearing in order to look like the character

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026

the IRS should have a mandate to tax anyone who actually tries to do this at least 30% more times

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 27/09/2026

I walk into a Chipotle to eat a very late lunch and a guy who is either altered or otherwise having a time sees me and mutters “man sometimes you just tryna get outta the rain and a fuckin gigantic white girl walk in with her tall ass fuckin giant pussy probably” sorry man yeah that’s on me

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Bearji @bearji.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

HE IS STILL COOL
HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN COOL
~JAMES

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I should not have to know about the kinks of a whole bunch of tech nerds. I did not sign up for this.

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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

What at horrible day to have eyes.

A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I’m old, and I really like platformers and JRPGs.

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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026

The actors playing pedophiles in PRIMETIME being credited with just the screennames is so fucking funny

Caveh Zahedi
Wow_U_Like_Pot
David Fierro
Raysfan22
Ed Malone
Nextbestfriend_14
David Pridemore
Georgepitansky_9008
Charles Schneider
Cool_guy5
Jonathan Francis
Canifuckyouanally
A.J. Leitell
luv2Bnude
Christian Vazquez
Xbeachdude
Berwick Lagarde
Jeremys_talented_tongue

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VorthosMike @vorthosmike.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Hold up So he painted a magic original On the back of an artist proof Turned it in. Got approved. This is the wildest story I’ve heard today

Hello everyone, I’m pleased to present my original artwork for Forest Tentacle Token from Reality Fracture set . The uniqueness lies in the fact that the original art for the card was drawn on artist proof. This miniature depicts a piece of the tentacle of a Verdant Kraken that is beginning to be overgrown with forest plants and flowers.

The magic the gathering token card forest tentacle

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

you guys broke watergate

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wrote an article about all the articles about Aga's in Houston, and how major media outlets love 'discovering' every few months that places like Houston actually have distinct culture: www.chron.com/culture/arti...

chron.com

Did the New York Times really just discover this busy Houston restaurant?

We heard you liked articles about Aga's, so we wrote an article about all the articles about Aga's.

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ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME DOG @munocard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

@xzyliac.bsky.social I tried the Banana Pudding and Fried Oreo flavored Oreos and don’t waste your time on the fried ones, but Banana Pudding hands down something magical

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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Financial services"

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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

September, but I lost my 45 adapter

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Out Of Context International Dubs @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Show: The Simpsons Language: Japanese

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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 21/09/2026

Nine Inch Nails’ “The Fragile” was released on this day in 1999.. or was it??

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RAYGUN @raygunsite.com · 21/09/2026

Suddenly, we're on the fence this November.... thanks to whoever made this meme....

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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Bungie Rehire The People You Laid Off

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Isaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Nathan Fielder being in this photo got me cryin

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United Videogame Workers-CWA @videogameworkers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

We got rid of the goose that lays our golden eggs to save money on feed costs... why are we not producing more golden eggs???? - Bungie

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Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

WotC is cancelling the Star Trek beginner box product. I suspect they committed to too many products this year and the printers literally couldn't keep up. magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...

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Statement on the Cancellation of the Magic: The Gathering® | Star Trek™ Beginner Box

The Magic: The Gathering | Star Trek Beginner Box has been canceled and will not be released. For more information, contact your local game store or retailer.

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Biblically Accurate VLC Instance

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yeah I know a good number of these

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

"you can stop now, you can stop being gold. Please ponyboy please stop being gold" - king midas

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merritt @merrittk.com · 13/06/2026

if the contestants collectively get fewer than 50% of the clues on an episode of jeopardy correct, ken jennings should be allowed to punish them with Violence

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Discontinued Foods! @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Noooo chips!

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

It's like they WANT people to go "welp" and fire up Bittorrent again.

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Possible Cabbage 🟢 @possiblecabbage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

A nice thing about abandoning twitter is that I didn't even know there was "backlash" or even what it was about. You can just deny those idiots oxygen by not paying attention to them. They don't have any actual power. A wise woman once said something like "gamers don't have to be your audience."

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Scott @smadin.net · 20/09/2026

it would be pretty easy to dunk on this, and lord knows Ed Sheeran is eminently dunkable in general, but I agree with @emilylhauser.bsky.social: him making this statement was (one of) the desired outcome(s). it's good that he did this, it shows the pressure worked.

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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/09/2025

this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision

bluesky no incels advertisement on a street sign

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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater

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Mikko Rautalahti @mikkihel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I wrote a lot of this game and I suspect this is the thing that gets more attention than anything else I did for it. I'm okay with it. www.ign.com/articles/rem...

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Control Resonant Features a Powerful Twin Peaks Quote, Paying Tribute to the Late David Lynch Who Inspired Remedy's Games

Remedy's games have always had Lynchian inspirations, including its new open-world action game Control Resonant.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…

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ceej @ceej.online · 18/09/2026

Mulder looking at a drawing of big titty Bigfoot

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Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️ @magicariot.com · 13/09/2024

Today is Friday in California

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Nathalie Maréchal, PhD @nathaliemarechal.net · 17/09/2026

So you just learned about the AI cult, huh? Here is the longform explainer you need to make sense of the very, very strange ideas driving tech policy in 2026. Buckle up, it’s a wild ride. www.techpolicy.press/what-policym...

techpolicy.press

What Policymakers and the Public Need to Know About the Cult of AI

Nathalie Maréchal asks, why are we betting the economy and the future of democracy on cult-like beliefs?

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austinbroth.bsky.social @austinbroth.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

You can put regular sized shoes on Sora in Fortnite and it looks insane

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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...

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28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Jason Kint @kint.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Eye popping. Court just unsealed Summary Judgment motions in New York Times v OpenAI / Microsoft. Easy to see why the AI companies had so many redactions (pink). Their own people wrote the lede for NYT, the "largest theft of labor in human history"... "more and more substitutive..." /1

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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 18/09/2026

i have calculated my total insurance payment for next year. just me. not my wife. i am getting my dick put back on & also getting that marilyn manson suck your own dick surgery. on principle. i am staring down my insurer & doing the saving private ryan “EARN THIS” in a transsexual tom hanks voice.

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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

for my tranniversary if you wanna donate some money to houston t girl baseball it would mean a lot to me but of course never required. venmo.com/u/kissphoria

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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.

The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”

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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Red Samut: I'm giving my creatures Haste! Like Hazoret does! Blue Samut: 𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗚𝗨𝗡!!!!!! 𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗟𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗚𝗨𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜𝗠 𝗚𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗟𝗟!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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