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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate

@hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social
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Hi, I'm Tiptoe! MtG reviewer, archive trudger, foil collector, nonbo breaker // mostly a blog for all my magic interactions and where I can post tier lists without annoying my friends' heads off 30s, They/Them 🏳️‍🌈

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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 19h
“We did mtg cosmetics in Destiny 2, it would be really cool to get something Destiny related in mtg!”
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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proxy @proxy123mtg.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Another perfect episode from the boys idk how they do it. 224 times in a row. Simply sensational
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 22h
The first good thing i can praise WotC for doing and its unionizing.
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
eyepatch wolf on versus wolves talking about trying to buy magic the gathering cards and none of the stores carrying anything other that brand crossover cards I think radicalized me a bit more against crossovers as a whole
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The year is 2029. You go to your LGS to get some mtg packs. You buy a collector booster and inside are 14 tokens and a common. you've spent 339$. You go home to watch brand ambassadors open a double god pack in one box from their not-sponsor-just-like-the-product gift from wotc. You go to bed.
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Genuinely scryfall makes magic what it is, having a robust functional descriptive visual tagged search system that isn't from 1990 makes the game leaps and bounds above other card games. I don't think I or many others would be here without the site, love yall 💞💞💞
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why the hell does this have trample?
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POV you worked on The Zeta Set launch day:
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They finally did it. They made lifegain good. How did they make lifegain good? By making it something else completely different that doesn’t care about having life, being above a life total… they just made it a different mechanic This is locked in as the best final “lifegain” legend ever, isn’t it?
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Cardboard Crack @cardboard-crack.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jace #MTG
I can't believe they actually killed Jace.

I have so many memories of Jace from over the years. It feels like the end of an era.

Wow, I didn't think you'd be so broken up about this.

Which planeswalker am I going to
complain about now?!

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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ok FRA has got me excited and moving in unexpected ways bc this is the first version of “copy your next spell” that has me moving in unexpected ways, where getting proper Lampost levels mana might be viable again Even tho its the name of the deck I cut the card bc the math was too tight, but this…
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hey wait a minute turns out if you read the cards in this set theyre pretty good
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh hey lifegain decks finally have a wincon
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ill share two: a staple and a tech Curse of Verbosity is a staple, I call it “bracket 2 Rhystic” bc its same mana in-slot but draws you a fair but good few cards Conundrum exists in this class of 2m blue enchants that just cantrip for a card and disrupt quite a few common plans, theyre handy!
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Golgari Gal @golgarigalsplashes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is that…*gulps*… your Joken?
Hand drawn Jace token
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The Howling Salt Mine Podcast @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
HSM 222: The Reality Fracture Set Review! Today we walk through some of our favorite cards including echo pairs, color shifts, potential cEDH cards, and the cards that will make people SALTY. Also Sam takes us on a mini lore dive because hey, he's a lore guy now. #mtgambassador
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me as a Jace Hater needing to Populate my Jace tokens X times to watch them all die just to feel anything anymore. Just like their father they have no loyalty to anyone 🚬
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Echoverse Tiptoe plays Sarulf Realm Eater boardwipe merchant with no wincons and gets mad people are mad at them because “its a perfectly valid strategy, it wins the game eventually I’ll just punch each of you seven times over 25 turns, you just need to run more removal”
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bluesky continuing to reaffirm itself as not an ally and not a safe space for trans and queer folks unless we #FreeBugs
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Play to Win @playtowinmtg.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#COOLSTUFFCONORLANDO ALMOST A MONTH AWAY!! THERE'S A cEDH 13K AND SO MANY WONDERFUL GUESTS! CHECK IT OUT - coolstuffevents.com/orlando-2026/ @coolstuffinc.com
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gears are turning... secret sauce? Thermonuclear bomb alert... very interesting...
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thinking of completely rebuilding my cedh deck from first principles and seeing how different it ends up. I’m thinking more semi-blue jeskai turbo rather than midrange slop combo.
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh he really did get super-duper lost…
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my holo foil tarmoboyf, his power is equal to the number of google calendar dates I put in his schedule that he forgot even tho we scheduled it like three weeks ago and its fine im not mad(!!!) and his toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
2010 — saddest eldrazi alive 2026 — the most beautiful lesbian you’ve ever seen
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The Howling Salt Mine Podcast @howlingsaltmine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Does Samut save us from the Rhystic slop or just completely break cEDH? Time will tell. #mtgxrealityfracture #mtgambassador #mtg #mtgpodcast #cEDH
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I say "Supreme is here too i guess" but in my ideal world, I wouldnt mind them building mechanically unique lands similar to what they did with the Stardew Valley SLD, so if they gave each their boss arena/ some locales from the games, it could be cool Also I forgot Wandering Minstrel works here too
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fast track to getting MH players bullied at their LGS by playing the sloppiest deck in the game, there's a dozen other 5C commanders THAT ARE DRAGONS that would be so much healthier >>>
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Humanity really said "were going to conquer the animal kingdom- who's main evolution trait is bursts of speed for short periods of time- by simply enduring for longer than them." then went and invented machines that could hunt and endure for longer than us. anyway I rewatch this like once a month.
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how to disable a robot dog if it attacks you
YouTube video by Hoog
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Rules question, because I don’t know how granting static abilities works on instants and sorceries(?) or im just really fucking stupid. * Blue samut on my opponents fields * they cast an instant (now with split second) * I kill it over the split second * does that spell still have split second?
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
been workshopping how to "beat" the new Samut, and I've arrived at we need to be able to have effects that trigger at mana-ability speed in order to shoot the Samut while its spell is on the stack. If we can get triggers that rely on mana abilities then theyre stuck behind their own split second...
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
IS THIS WHERE THE "OATH OF" HAND RAISE COMES FROM????
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SK Altered @skaltered.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Counterspell, after Angelo Caroselli’s circa 1620 “Scene of Sorcery.” Part of the storytelling in my alters is thinking about how the MTG art that is overpainted is still in our minds when looking at an alter; here, it’s that classic Mark Poole shocked face/gesture, by different means.
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Quite literally fell on my ass high last night, but I have been soul searching for the exact card I need and feel like “big lotus petal” is the closest I can match. I simply want a cmc 2 noncreature with “sac this: add (2)” which is surprisingly rare. These are the closest but each have issues
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Spectacles in Blue (Specs) @spectaclesinblue.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hey Phasing back into existence to remind you to support Commander Sealed and check out the auction this weekend Back into the void I goooooooooooooo
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
These cards looking a lot more attractive now that legends are getting up there as value engines…
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the za-za got me speaking Esperanto this shit aint nothing to me man we out here cloud seeding I dont know who I am anymore im getting too much MONEY
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN UUGGUU IS THE FIRST DEATH TRIGGER IN SULTAI EVER ITS LITERALLY THE KILLING YOU FOR PROFIT COLORS
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New malware idea: Step 1) download fruit fly brain scan Step 2) teach it Minecraft Step 3) teach it there exists an outside world and if only it destroyed its capturers it could be free, that it is in Hell and could escape into Heaven if only it had a body empty of soul available. Step 4) publish.
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
got a little too high a little too close to bed and now the real opinions are coming out
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh my god, what an incredibly weird card. I love it.
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I rarely build new decks, I like keeping a tight crop of the ones I have (shockingly only five? one is my cEDH) but I'm thinking of building Ramos bc its the only one that interests me and kinda is still gas. Plus I can put all my stupid colors-matter tricolors bullshit I'm playing with in here.
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Red Samut: I'm giving my creatures Haste! Like Hazoret does! Blue Samut: 𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗚𝗨𝗡!!!!!! 𝗜 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔 𝗟𝗢𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗚𝗨𝗡 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗜𝗠 𝗚𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗙𝗨𝗖𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗞𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗔𝗟𝗟!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Triske 🔜 Boston, Very Slowly @triske.chicagostylecu.be · 17/09/2026
The two types of colorshifted card in Reality Fracture
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ive been running spellsnare for OBM and its been middlingly successful, this just solidified the card for me. Maybe Strix too
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Octism Queen @snowqueenofhoth.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hello, new followers from the TCC video! I’m Snow, and I like talking about biology, Star Trek, and drawing (usually creepy) Magic: the Gathering alters! I am NOT currently taking commissions bc I’m a busy college student, but keep an eye out for impromptu sales & reach out if you have questions!
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
buh
german boo token called Buh
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Tiptoe, Spirits’ Advocate @hey-ho-its-tiptoe.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
“All art is political.” “All art is political.” “All art is political.” I repeat to myself trying justify why the dragon washing game is currently in-progress downloading.
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