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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes)

@mrnos.bsky.social
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Feeling less human. Has 9 toes and a T1D. He/Him/They/Them. 39 and Surrounded By CORN. Pan. Discord: _mrstormy

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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A gigantic cowboy statue is on fire. It is burning from head to toe
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hey wait a minute...
Chicago White Sox added an event. 6m
Wed, Oct 28 at 12 AM World Series Home Game 3 Guaranteed Rate Field . Chicago, IL
Interested
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ghost of Eloy Jimenez
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shaun Cody's look says it all
A man in a black polo shirt looks wide eyed into the camera
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
YES!
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
2 buttons. One says "Don't swing at a high fastball off the plate. The second button says "Swing at it" A man is wiping his head and sweating over what to choose. The caption says White Sox Batters
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I know I don't have a lot of followers from Iowa on here. This is Jeff Shipley. He is one of the Republicans in the Iowa House and a Vice Chair for the Government Oversight committee. If you want an idea on who Shipley is as a person, the video and this separate incident should sum it up.
In March of 2026, Shipley was confronted by a Cedar Falls resident about a bill which made Ivermectin available over the counter. In response, Shipley called the resident a "r*tarded f*ggot". After facing backlash from this incident, Shipley apologized to the resident, stating "I'm sorry for calling you a name, but in my defense you were being super condescending and antagonistic."[5]
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Let this serve as a reminder that Throne of Blood is the best Shakespeare adaptation if only because they shot LIVE arrows at Toshiro Mifune
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
A close up cropped photo of a cat
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
College Football Playoff 

MICHIGAN ARE YOU SERIOUS
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Well look who is not cool enough
No one matching "mrnos.bsky.social" has a vote
yet.
Anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. Voting for someone is what puts them on the list.
voTE FOR THEM
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh god someone is in for a VERY PAINFUL holiday weekend
Omaha Scanner
12h
Medics transporting a 20s male Code 3 Trauma who attempted to jump over a gate and sustained a laceration to his groin area and the top of genitalia. He has a 6 inch laceration to his genitalia and a 5 inch laceration to his groin
area.
#LaborDayOMA |#OmahaScanner
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
So great
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Football players hold up the Famous Idaho potato mascot in celebration.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Look at this photo. LOOK AT THE HAPPINESS!
A group of White Sox players stand at home plate ready to celebrate Jake Rogers for his walk-off home run. They are wearing red and black for their City Connect uniforms
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
DW reading a sign that says Don't Hate Joey Votto. She replies "that sign won't stop me because I can't read."
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me when I learn how to use an AED:
A picture of Baker Mayfield with the quote "We're gonna shock a lot of people this year."
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Love this @juliapoe.bsky.social
Basketball will be here forever. So will the queer community. We're not going anywhere anytime soon. That's a promise.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me at the hair salon:
A picture of Bears Coach Ben Johnson looking sternly and wearing a light-colored cap. The caption reads "I want blowouts"
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When.....DECORUM
A woman with blonde hair and glasses, wearing a flowered shirt, awkwardly smiles
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I mean...
Mike Nelson dressed as Ward Cleaver on MST3k. He is wearing a cardigan and a nice shirt and tie. He is holding a pipe in his right hand
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Did I do this right?
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bort with his mouth open like he's saying something
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
From the Public Information Board
Government bodies are not required to allow public comment at open meetings, though many do, and they are allowed to enforce reasonable rules to ensure meetings are orderly. Members of the public are allowed to use cameras and recording devices at open meetings, so long as they aren't disruptive.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I mean...
NUTRITION PYRAMID
Fats & Sweets
Whipped Group
Congealed Group
Chocotastic Group
Empty Calorie Group
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I...okay...
Thank you Moises Ballesteros
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's fine. He knows EXACTLY what he's doing
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
FINALLY
The two weird creatures from the Quiznos Subs ads. They are wearing hats and singing their song in front of a Quiznos.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If I had to see it, then so do you
Dan Orlovsky's WikiFeet score is 4.22
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I was really hoping for a bare bones stream with....Professor Gas Can AND...former President Ike Eisenhower!
Krusty the Klown in a small TV control room. The image is broadcast in black and white.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
🎶 I'm on TV. I'm on radio. I'm on the combination TV and radio. 🎶
"They got every podcaster and basement-dweller in the country at this meeting with credentials, and he wants to come after the Legend,' Legend said. "Im on TV. I'm on radio. I think he's got a problem with the Legend personally, and I think this is discriminatory."
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Lol
Sergio Furnari, originally from Italy, had hoped the statue of the deceased far-right activist, which he intends to display in Times Square, would raise "millions of dollars. Instead, he said he has been inundated by messages from people saying they intend to urinate on the sculpture.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
80,000 inspirational sports stories easily out there to search for and Sirianni has to use ChatGPT to find one
That's why Sirianni logged into the artificial intelligence chatbot on a Monday in June - a program he knew so little about that he couldn't get the name right - and began his research with a prompt: "Give me a great relentless effort true sports story."
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This makes me think of Brett Goldstein's pitch for a Goodfellas remake
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I mean...
Drew Romo's last 5 games...

Last 5 Games
Glossary
Date
AB R H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO SB
2026-07-11
300
O
3
2026-07-09
2 0 0
0
0
0
0 O
2026-07-04
201
O
o
O
2
O
2026-07-01
300 0
0
O
2026-06-27
2000000010
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
S tier Simpsons cameo
Barney Gumble standing next to Linda Ronstadt, who is holding a baseball bat. Barney says "Wow! Linda Ronstadt!"
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We can't even get a Melvin and the Squirrels film
Bart Simpsom holds up an album that is called Melvin and the Squirrels. The album cover features 3 squirrels stacked on top of each other while a guy sternly stands behind them
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We can't even get a Melvin and the Squirrels film
Bart Simpsom holds up an album that is called Melvin and the Squirrels. The album cover features 3 squirrels stacked on top of each other while a guy sternly stands behind them.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As per usual, Clark could not be bothered to put on a pair of pants
Southpaw the White Sox mascot poses for a picture with Clark the Cub. Both are wearing a blue jacket with white stars on. Southpaw is wearing red shorts. Clark is not wearing pants.
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Your fave wrestler could NEVER
Minoru Suzuki wearing Ed, Edd, n Eddy purple socks. It is his STANCE for today
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh no, Willy didn't make it
Homer Simpson grimaces on the hotel bed while watching FREE WILLY
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I mean...
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
May you all have the chance to eat 351 hot dogs today
Dr. Langdon wearing dark blue scrubs and a stethoscope around his neck asking "351 hot dogs?"
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Andrew (Ol' 9 Toes) @mrnos.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Oh god...does this mean Travis Kelce is gonna die in a plane crash!?
Composite: Getty Images.
CULTURE
Taylor Swift's Madison Square Wedding Might Be an Elizabeth Taylor Easter Egg
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