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@mrgraymatter.bsky.social
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TTRPG Referee/Kitchen Trash I block people that post AI slop, and you should, too Durham, NC

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 24/03/2024
That time the Wu Tang Clan roasted the Heaven's Gate cult for wearing broke ass Nikes in a Rolling Stone article
They all had Nikes on, G,” Ghost assures him.

“What? The aliens had Nikes on?” Meth asks, still distracted by his reading.

“No, the niggas that killed theyself,” Raekwon explains to him.

“They all had black Nikes on, God,” Ghost continues. “They had the wack pair of Nikes on, too.” He’s beginning to chuckle. “You know, the regular joints? The first pair, probably.”

“The doofus shit,” says Meth, dryly, his disbelief now veering into a weary contempt.

“The Smurf shit?” says U-God. They all collapse in hysterics, clapping and slapping hands.
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butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Did y’all see this? I saw it earlier n forgot to post it. ICE Gestapo don’t even know how to handle a gun. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #iceout
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
The circumstances of Mr. Escobar's arrest are even worse than the brief summary above. He repeatedly tried to tell the immigration officials that he had papers while they were arresting him. In response, a federal agent said "No you don't. You are illegal," and "Shut up, bitch! You're illegal."
For example, on August 21, 2025, plain-clothed and unidentified federal agents arrested Mr. Escobar Molina without a warrant while he was getting in his truck to go to work. They did not ask for his name or his identification or ask anything about his immigration status, where he lives, whom he lives with, how long he has lived here, or anything else about his ties to the community. The agents immediately handcuffed Mr. Escobar Molina, grabbed him by the arms and legs, and called him “illegal” repeatedly. When he responded that he has “papers” (in other words, immigration status), they replied, “No you don’t. You are illegal.” After the agents put Mr. Escobar Molina into a vehicle, when Mr. Escobar Molina told them again that he had “papers,” the driver of the car yelled at him, “Shut up, bitch! You’re illegal.” The agents did not make an individualized determination about Mr. Escobar Molina’s immigration status or flight risk before they arrested him. While Mr. Escobar Molina was in detention, ICE fingerprinted and interviewed [excerpt ends there].
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Trump’s gonna cancel The Onion next.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Breaking: A CDC advisory panel filled with RFK Jr.'s handpicked vaccine skeptics just unanimously recommended limiting the COVID shot to people 65 and older or those with underlying health conditions, based on a decision individually or with their doctor.
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Expect the media now to be complicit in fascism so you won’t be disappointed later. It’s not just about what they report, it is also about what they don’t report.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 07/09/2025
the most controversial statement you can make in this world right now is that it’s bad that israel is committing a genocide
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Heather McPherson MP @heathermcpherson.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
There are air quality advisories from forest fires and frost warnings on the same day. Climate change is real. We need to protect jobs AND the environment. Now is not the time to start backsliding www.ctvnews.ca/canada/artic...
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Carney government noncommittal about Canada meeting 2030 climate goals
Prime Minister Mark Carney won’t say whether Canada will meet its climate goals under the Paris agreement by 2030.
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ceej @ceej.online · 08/09/2025
every day is a secret war between me and the guy at the office who keeps changing the bathroom sound machine from waterfall to birds. I don't want to shit to birds. but this guy loves it
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mrgraymatter.bsky.social @mrgraymatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Business Idea: Cake Pop Stand For K-Pop Stans
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Lee @leewilliamdesigns.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
On a news post, I listed a load of things Graham Linehan has done to LGBTQ people and cis women… do you know what caused the MOST outrage? The word cis. Not the doxxing, not the slurs, not the libel, not the endless abuse he sends people… cis.
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Cosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
tried to explain to the other wizards that the necromanctic arts are actually super cool but they just kept laughing and calling me "bone fucker"
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mrgraymatter.bsky.social @mrgraymatter.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Business Idea: Cake Pop Stand For K-Pop Stans
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E. Rosalie @erosalie.infoepi.com · 01/09/2025
I hope you understand that if you show up at a hospital with an infection no one has ever seen before that the US had somewhere you could call. That place would answer, offer testing you can’t get anywhere else and come visit you to solve if necessary.
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Metroplex @metroplex.northsky.social · 31/08/2025
Fred Hampton is one of my major political role models. He was assassinated by the Chicago PD (with the go-ahead from Hoover's FBI being an open secret), because he was too successful in both helping Black America and getting people to see the real enemy.
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nikk @nikk.ca · 28/08/2025
god: behold! i have created a world of all kinds of guys
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Jessica Pieklo @hegemommy.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Did Susan Collins write this?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
IF YOUR THE JURY ITS UP TO YOU - dashare.zone ADMIN
A COOL SKELTON HOLDEN A BAD A$$ SWORD THAT THEY GOT AT DA FLEA MARKET AND THERE EXCITED TO SHOW PEOPLE BUT NOT EVERY ONE APPRECATES DA WORK THAT GOES INTO MAKING A BEUTIFUL PEACE OF STEEL, AND DA TEXT SAYS "JURY NULLFICATION, THE PEOPLES COURT, DRUG POSESSION, TRESSPASSING, COWORKER BROUGHT IN A SWORD FOR DISPLAY AND DIDENT EVEN TAKE IT OUT OF ITS CABARD, JAY WALKING, DEMON CEO SENT BACK TO HELL, POSESSION OF BLADE IN EXCESS OF 4", IF YOU DONT THINK IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL, TELL DA JUDGE NOT GUILTY MOTHER FUCKER " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND IF ITS SO ILEGAL THEN WHY DO THEY SELL THE SWORDS TO BEGIN WITH ,YOU COULD REASONABLY EXPECT THAT IF YOU CAN BUY IT THEN ITS OK TO OWN, THATS THE SOCIAL CONTRACT OF A PURCHASE, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY A JURY IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE, A COMPANY IS MADE UP OF PEOPLE, IF A COMPANY IS EVIL THEN ITS LEADERS HAVE DECIDED TO COMMIT EVIL DEED'S FOR PROFIT ,SOMETIMES THE MORAL DECISION AINT TO GO ALONG WITH WHAT DA RULLING CLASS TELLS YOU THEY WANT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Dr. William Horne @wihorne.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
“Fuck you guys, go home” is exactly how it’s done! Much more of this please!
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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
My mom's always been scared of lightning, but last week when it was really hot she lost electricity, then there was a huge flash of lightning & her power came back on. Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
“USian culture”
guy holding up three fingers in inglourious basterds
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
The truth isn't "more complicated". It is not even remotely true.
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 25/08/2025
the “be warned, we are taking names” part is what has been missing from most major politicians’ responses
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Veronica Ripley 🏳️‍⚧️ @nikatine.com · 24/08/2025
Famously nostalgic period "the 80s" AIDS epidemic Cold War Reagan There's whole generations of queer people just *gone* because the conservatives condemned them to death during the 80s through their willful mismanagement of "god's" epidemic. 80s were a nightmare. This AI slop shit is *ghoulish*
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sisterbridgett.bsky.social @sisterbridgett.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I wonder what Jesus thinks about keeping poor people from accessing food!
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United Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Workers are harvesting cilantro on CAs Central Coast. Seven workers are harvesting the cilantro down below in the field. Other workers are on the machine rinsing the dirt from the plant and then packing it into boxes. Each box contains 30 bunches of cilantro. #WeFeedYou
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Raffi Melkonian @rmfifthcircuit.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You can think what you want, but from where I sit there is no indication Trump intends on giving up power in 2028, and we should just assume he’s not.
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Farron Cousins @farronbalanced.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
The reason Trump’s ankles are so “swollen” is because that’s where he’s hiding the Epstein Files.
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 21/08/2025
any party, any politician, any person, that is anti-trans is going to be anti-YOU in about 5 minutes. it's only a matter of time.
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Duncan Weldon @duncanweldon.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Christ. I mean, why not just suggest adding phrenology to the points based immigration system?
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Yuh-Line Niou @yuhline.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
No, friends…This is NOT a Chinese cultural thing. This is a corruption thing. www.thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/w...
thecity.nyc
Eric Adams Advisor Winnie Greco Handed a CITY Reporter Cash Stuffed in a Bag of Potato Chips
THE CITY reported the incident to law enforcement and was promptly contacted by the Brooklyn U.S. attorney’s office.
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Q. Pheevr @q.pheevr.ca · 19/08/2025
The heartbreaking thing about this is that there’s already a proven way to invest lots of money in a knowledge machine that produces unforeseeable results that include fantastically profitable ideas (and some life-saving ones) and generally benefit society and this machine is called a university
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
it does sound sound crazy mostly because it is
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Reuters @reuters.com · 18/08/2025
Trump administration revoked more than 6,000 student visas, State Dept says reut.rs/45F7hvQ
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Trump administration revoked more than 6,000 student visas, State Dept says
The administration of President Donald Trump has revoked more than 6,000 student visas for overstays and breaking the law, including a small minority for "support for terrorism," a State Department official said on Monday.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 18/08/2025
the thing about using eagles to take down drones is that eagles are not known for being either obedient or particularly smart www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
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Eagle trained to bring down terrorist drones attacks girl, five
The girl was enjoying a picnic with four other children and a woman when the eagle swooped down and attacked her in a mountain pass in the Pyrenees. Pictured: One of the air force's eagles.
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Libby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 18/08/2025
This is not just transphobia. It's M&S transphobia.
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M&S clarifies bra fittings after teen 'freaked out' by trans staff at Scots shop
MARKS & Spencer has confirmed their bra fitting service is for customers and staff who are “biological” women after a transgender row at a Scots store, it can be revealed. It comes amid the bac…
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Erik Schreiber @socialistschreiber.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
The Democrats would have you believe that Trump’s military occupation of Washington, DC, is a stunt. They dismiss the significance of the Republican governors’ decision to send more National Guard troops. They are sowing complacency. www.wsws.org/en/articles/...
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Democrats downplay Republican governors joining Trump’s military occupation of Washington
Over the weekend three Republican governors announced plans to supplement Trump’s deployment of D.C. National Guard, bringing the total number of troops in the capital city to 1,500.
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hannah gais @hannahgais.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Generally when reporters do things, we use multiple sources for verification. Googling a name that you transliterated into Arabic via Google Translate does not, in fact, count.
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Just went into the bathroom at a truck stop and there was a guy in there eating a soft serve ice cream cone and i actually gagged when i saw him. Hope all your sundays went better than mine
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Cracked Lemonade @crackedlemonade.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
😐 there's no walking that back
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Maya Media @mayamedia.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Correct, except over brunch, not tea. I just had a Democrat literally demand I vote for my own death.
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
In our area the dashers and Instacart drivers are doing it to put food on their table that very day. Each day they have to run a minimum of 20 to 30 orders just to make enough to buy some groceries for their own families. /
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
STOP conceding that Trump can legitimately expand grab by deploying baseless claims of “emergency.” There was NO EMERGENCY to justify tariffs. There was NO “INVASION” to justify this migrant crackdown. And there is NO “EMERGENCY” that justifies military takeover of local law enforcement in D.C.
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Milan Markovic @profmarkovic.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I am a bit of a broken record on this, but are local DAs going to let this continue indefinitely? The ICE agents didn't have any kind of warrant, didn't identify themselves, and then recklessly started firing. Let them argue federal immunity.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
When you start bargaining which percentage of the people you can sacrifice to stave off fascism, you've already lost to fascism.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
TL;DR: Fuck Putin and Free Palestine
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
what an image
Putin shrugging shoulders as report asks if he will stop killing civilians
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 05/01/2025
I am begging Sam Altman to stop Only Looking Like he can’t stop constantly remembering that time he saw his father get swept away never to be seen again on that white water rafting trip as a child
Sam Altman doing a Ted talk or something in a $40,000 Henley while unable to quiet the no-no thoughts Sam Altman talking through it about open AI as he convinces himself that he is not aggressively pursuing his insatiable impulse to indirectly terminally dehydrate everyone on earth. For his father.Sam Altman, consumed by the darkness in an ill-fitting suit with his collar open in an attempt to avoid the sensation of his Adam’s apple rubbing across his neckline when he swallows in an effort to avoid awakening The Beast under the glare of the all-seeing eyes of his fellow extractors at Davos In The DesertSam Altman with his hand on his chin and his other arm resting on his leg because This Is How Humans Sit But Please Don’t Look At My Face I Would Hate To Have To Take Your Water GIVE ME THE WATER I NEED IT ALL!!! AAAAAAAAUGHGHFBGGNGH
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