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George Docherty

@mrgeostak.bsky.social
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Actor and that. If you need me for work see below. If you need me for anything else, I’m washing my hair that night. lovettlogan.co.uk / spotlight www.spotlight.com/2614-6723-9440

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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@peterarnott.bsky.social this has a lots of things I’m thinking about to chat about next week.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Seriously, check out this stuff. I have a lot on my walls and everyday at least one of them cheers me up.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My “to read” pile is enormous and grows constantly. I’m halfway through book two of 1Q84 but I’ve had to stop because I started @jonronson.bsky.social The Castle and can’t put it down. Takes a lot to stop my reading Murakami.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A fun way to prepare for a dental appointment is to hide a few small feathers inside your cheeks just before you go in. When the dentist finds them, start purring.
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Caridad Svich @csvich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Remember, dear theatre, you don't need to rent a room by the hour to hear a play read out loud. We have zoom. And also our kitchen tables, backyards and living rooms
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Tollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I’ve just started the Adam Ant diet. Don’t chew ever, don’t chew ever. 🐢💨
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
“Grok, show me Boss Hogg if he was a massive nonce.”
Elon Musk, the massive AI-generated ponce.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
“How do you want it combed?” “Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.”
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What I lack in narrative coherence I make up for in something that I probably should have mentioned at the beginning although it's actually part of a different story.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The old pond, a frog jumps in, sound of water - Matsuo Bashô (1681) "Peter Jackson is set to adapt Bashô's haiku as an epic trilogy, with each episode running to almost 4 hours. The all-star cast will feature Cate Blanchett as the leader of the 50,000 strong frog army & Ian McKellen as the old pond"
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’ve written something gothic horror-y with too many commas because I don’t know how to use colons & semicolons. Luckily actors only need commas & full stops, because they know how people speak. So many adjectives, Man my thesaurus got a right pounding, hammering, pummeling, battering, or thumping.
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Richard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Publishers wouldn't commission a 'cosy murder' book deal, even if a writer a) had a creative writing MFA specialising in cosy murder fiction b) had committed cosy, real-life murders then c) reformed, became a detective, and solved 100s of murders... unless they also had a daytime TV gardening show.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My huge football fans in my house. It was always on in my house, growing up. One of the many reasons I wasn’t was I couldn’t see it, partially blind and small lo-res telly. Huge UHD telly here now. Wish I was blind in my other eye too. #SCOBRA
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Right. Here we go 2 hours of my friends expressing their hope through moaning. ‘magine though, magine it would be amazing.#SCOBRA
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Scott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
"SEVEN! SEVEN BRITISH PRIME MINISTERS! AH-HA-HA-HA!"
The Count from Sesame Street and the number 7.
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Caridad Svich @csvich.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"the theatre thinks that when you walk into the theatre, the outside world doesnt exist and nothing else matters except the theatre."
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
“We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.”
A seemingly nude Grace Jones getting a piggyback from a pants-clad Dolph Lundgren.
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Inside you there are two wolves. One wolf has anxiety. The other one has depression. Oh god there's another wolf. This one has childhood trauma. Oh bloody hell there are move wolves coming from the tree line. They all have something. Get the gun there are too many wolves.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Constant plugs for my prints and postcards shop will continue until morale improves. marswasrubbish.etsy.com
A collection of five of my postcards (also available as prints) *winks* on a floor looking buyable.
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Paul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Can’t believe the Dadaist ice cream van is still driving around at this time of night, playing that bloody John Cage tune 4’ 33” over and over again, it’s enough to drive a person crazy.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
79% of those attending the recent riots were radicalised by false data on the internet.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
- I haven’t had a drink in twenty years. I don’t miss it really. Some days I want a drink though ( today being one). It’s not the drink I want it’s the escape. Sometimes you just need a wee break from everything. Drink and drugs give you that. Drink is the easiest option because it’s everywhere…
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@sgreenhorn.bsky.social -15 minute city. It’s a trap to keep people in their neighbourhoods. They’ll build walls next and not let you use cash! -I live in the westend of Glasgow. Everything is 15 minutes away. Its cracking -fucking hate the westend. -I don’t think you understand your enemy
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Should just have Lordi do the entire medley #Eurovision
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Guess he’ll have to do all his banking transactions via PaPal.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I know I’m preaching to the converted but I spent 8 hours in A&E from 2am this morning for reasons. At least half the staff and all of the ones I dealt with were immigrants. All brilliant Thanks NHS Scotland.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
SEXT: After long, passionate love-making, we orgasm together. You collapse in satisfaction, but I chuckle darkly as my boss music swells and a second health bar appears over my balls.
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”
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b𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I heard there was a handy clasp That helps rock climbers with their grasp Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener It saves on space, it opens in, And closes with a subtle spring, The humble and the trusty Carabiner
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Brandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
This is real
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Bex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Headline writers crossing all their fingers that whatever Scott Mills did it was dark and satanic
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
45 seconds with fouracres was the highlight for me. Enjoyed it all more than SNL though. #SNLUK
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Meryl O'Rourke @merylorourke.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Dunno if I'm more squeamish about the release of further Epst3in files, or the release of UK SNL.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Glasgow vegan pals, check this place out. Utterly amazing. wawin.co.uk
wawin.co.uk
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Full Vegan Chinese
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Drive yourself crazy.
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George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
- The council… - aye? - Insurance job… - zat right? - Student flats… - is it? - Vape shops… - ah blame Prometheus, masel
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Zara Gladman @zanyzaz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My hairdresser and friend opened her business last week. Tonight it burned to the ground. This is devastating. I’ve set up a fundraiser. If you haven’t done anything for international women’s day yet, here’s a chance to support a women-run business in need: www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...
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Union street fire: support Haus of Hair
Last month, my wonderful hairdresser and friend Gemma left her job to fulfil her dream of starting her own salon with fellow stylist Aimee. 'Haus of Hair' opened last week. I visited on Friday and wa...
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Domenico Lamberti @mobiledom.eurosky.social · 05/03/2026
just saw someone call Andrew Tate "Lawrence of Dry Labia" and spat my scotch out.
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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
*current thoughts whilst trying to block out the fact that the apocalypse is drawing ever closer* The kinkiest dinosaur was the Pegger-sore-arse.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯? Publisher: It needs more characters. Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
What next? Bird's Eye Potato Waffen?
Dr Oetker creator was in SS

GERMANY: The founder of frozen pizza giant Dr Oetker was a Nazi who joined Hitler's SS, his son has revealed. Rudolf-August Oetker (pictured), who died in 2007, benefited from his close ties with Hitler, said 59-year-old August, the company's chairman.
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are grey, And violets are grey, Hello, this is dog, Please have a good day
Cheerful looking dog with a telephone held to his ear, like he's having a lovely doggy phonecall
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
People often talk about double yolk eggs, but nobody ever brings up the difficult second albumen
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
‘Whoa Black Betty...’
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules...
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
one of the best things ever
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AJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 28/12/2024
Still feel sorry for the person managing Universal’s social media who hadn’t zoomed in to my photo before sharing it…
A screenshot from Twitter. A post from @universaluk says “we need this view every day” and below they are quoting a post from the user @moonjam that says “Still thinking about the gigantic flying drone-Shrek at Annecy.”. The attached photo, from Annecy 2024, shows a huge Shrek face made drones carrying LEDS, hovering in the sky above a crowd below. To the right of the face, written in very small, white text are the words “I HAVE KILLED GOD, DONKEY”
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
“It is time to keep your appointment with the Gingerbread Man.”
Edward Woodward, about to feel the burn.A giant Gingerbread Man.
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