George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026@peterarnott.bsky.social this has a lots of things I’m thinking about to chat about next week. 220
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Seriously, check out this stuff. I have a lot on my walls and everyday at least one of them cheers me up. 062
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My “to read” pile is enormous and grows constantly. I’m halfway through book two of 1Q84 but I’ve had to stop because I started @jonronson.bsky.social The Castle and can’t put it down. Takes a lot to stop my reading Murakami. 081
Reposted by George DochertyPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A fun way to prepare for a dental appointment is to hide a few small feathers inside your cheeks just before you go in. When the dentist finds them, start purring. 2368
Reposted by George DochertyCaridad Svich @csvich.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Remember, dear theatre, you don't need to rent a room by the hour to hear a play read out loud. We have zoom. And also our kitchen tables, backyards and living rooms 1103
Reposted by George DochertyTollytb🇮🇪🇪🇺🇨🇦🇬🇧 @tollytb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I’ve just started the Adam Ant diet. Don’t chew ever, don’t chew ever. 🐢💨 192
Reposted by George DochertyNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026“Grok, show me Boss Hogg if he was a massive nonce.” 1510220
Reposted by George DochertyNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 10/08/2026“How do you want it combed?” “Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.” 53611
Reposted by George DochertyPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What I lack in narrative coherence I make up for in something that I probably should have mentioned at the beginning although it's actually part of a different story. 4287
Reposted by George DochertyRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The old pond, a frog jumps in, sound of water - Matsuo Bashô (1681) "Peter Jackson is set to adapt Bashô's haiku as an epic trilogy, with each episode running to almost 4 hours. The all-star cast will feature Cate Blanchett as the leader of the 50,000 strong frog army & Ian McKellen as the old pond" 4447
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I’ve written something gothic horror-y with too many commas because I don’t know how to use colons & semicolons. Luckily actors only need commas & full stops, because they know how people speak. So many adjectives, Man my thesaurus got a right pounding, hammering, pummeling, battering, or thumping. 000
Reposted by George DochertyRichard Littler @richardlittler.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Publishers wouldn't commission a 'cosy murder' book deal, even if a writer a) had a creative writing MFA specialising in cosy murder fiction b) had committed cosy, real-life murders then c) reformed, became a detective, and solved 100s of murders... unless they also had a daytime TV gardening show. 4223
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/06/2026My huge football fans in my house. It was always on in my house, growing up. One of the many reasons I wasn’t was I couldn’t see it, partially blind and small lo-res telly. Huge UHD telly here now. Wish I was blind in my other eye too. #SCOBRA 010
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Right. Here we go 2 hours of my friends expressing their hope through moaning. ‘magine though, magine it would be amazing.#SCOBRA 020
Reposted by George DochertyScott Gray @scott1gray.bsky.social · 22/06/2026"SEVEN! SEVEN BRITISH PRIME MINISTERS! AH-HA-HA-HA!" 3477
Reposted by George DochertyCaridad Svich @csvich.bsky.social · 21/06/2026"the theatre thinks that when you walk into the theatre, the outside world doesnt exist and nothing else matters except the theatre." 0104
Reposted by George DochertyNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026“We saw you from across the bar and really dig your vibe.” 2172
Reposted by George DochertyTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Inside you there are two wolves. One wolf has anxiety. The other one has depression. Oh god there's another wolf. This one has childhood trauma. Oh bloody hell there are move wolves coming from the tree line. They all have something. Get the gun there are too many wolves. 16121
Reposted by George DochertyGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Constant plugs for my prints and postcards shop will continue until morale improves. marswasrubbish.etsy.com 12611
Reposted by George DochertyPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Can’t believe the Dadaist ice cream van is still driving around at this time of night, playing that bloody John Cage tune 4’ 33” over and over again, it’s enough to drive a person crazy. 3231
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 05/06/202679% of those attending the recent riots were radicalised by false data on the internet. 000
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 30/05/2026- I haven’t had a drink in twenty years. I don’t miss it really. Some days I want a drink though ( today being one). It’s not the drink I want it’s the escape. Sometimes you just need a wee break from everything. Drink and drugs give you that. Drink is the easiest option because it’s everywhere… 120
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 27/05/2026@sgreenhorn.bsky.social -15 minute city. It’s a trap to keep people in their neighbourhoods. They’ll build walls next and not let you use cash! -I live in the westend of Glasgow. Everything is 15 minutes away. Its cracking -fucking hate the westend. -I don’t think you understand your enemy 010
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Should just have Lordi do the entire medley #Eurovision 010
Reposted by George DochertyNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Guess he’ll have to do all his banking transactions via PaPal. 1218248
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I know I’m preaching to the converted but I spent 8 hours in A&E from 2am this morning for reasons. At least half the staff and all of the ones I dealt with were immigrants. All brilliant Thanks NHS Scotland. 000
Reposted by George DochertyDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 26/04/2026SEXT: After long, passionate love-making, we orgasm together. You collapse in satisfaction, but I chuckle darkly as my boss music swells and a second health bar appears over my balls. 310024
Reposted by George DochertyGraeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 17/04/2026I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from” 493098644
Reposted by George Dochertyb𝚘օO𝚘ₒts @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social · 23/10/2025I heard there was a handy clasp That helps rock climbers with their grasp Of ropes, and makes your keyring look much keener It saves on space, it opens in, And closes with a subtle spring, The humble and the trusty Carabiner 10340121
Reposted by George DochertyBrandon Friedman @brandonfriedman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026This is real 25336421087
Reposted by George DochertyBex Luther @superbreeze.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Headline writers crossing all their fingers that whatever Scott Mills did it was dark and satanic 1330753
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 21/03/202645 seconds with fouracres was the highlight for me. Enjoyed it all more than SNL though. #SNLUK 040
Reposted by George DochertyMeryl O'Rourke @merylorourke.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Dunno if I'm more squeamish about the release of further Epst3in files, or the release of UK SNL. 071
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Glasgow vegan pals, check this place out. Utterly amazing. wawin.co.ukwawin.co.ukWAWINFull Vegan Chinese 020
George Docherty @mrgeostak.bsky.social · 09/03/2026- The council… - aye? - Insurance job… - zat right? - Student flats… - is it? - Vape shops… - ah blame Prometheus, masel 000
Reposted by George DochertyZara Gladman @zanyzaz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026My hairdresser and friend opened her business last week. Tonight it burned to the ground. This is devastating. I’ve set up a fundraiser. If you haven’t done anything for international women’s day yet, here’s a chance to support a women-run business in need: www.paypal.com/pools/c/9nhn...paypal.comUnion street fire: support Haus of HairLast month, my wonderful hairdresser and friend Gemma left her job to fulfil her dream of starting her own salon with fellow stylist Aimee. 'Haus of Hair' opened last week. I visited on Friday and wa... 1263246
Reposted by George DochertyDomenico Lamberti @mobiledom.eurosky.social · 05/03/2026just saw someone call Andrew Tate "Lawrence of Dry Labia" and spat my scotch out. 4259
Reposted by George DochertyFlups @flups.bsky.social · 05/03/2026*current thoughts whilst trying to block out the fact that the apocalypse is drawing ever closer* The kinkiest dinosaur was the Pegger-sore-arse. 14632
Reposted by George DochertyUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of 𝘖𝘧 𝘔𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘔𝘢𝘯? Publisher: It needs more characters. Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do. 12496109
Reposted by George DochertyNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 04/03/2026What next? Bird's Eye Potato Waffen? 6268
Reposted by George DochertyDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Roses are grey, And violets are grey, Hello, this is dog, Please have a good day 1653184
Reposted by George DochertyAlex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 08/02/2026People often talk about double yolk eggs, but nobody ever brings up the difficult second albumen 57917
Reposted by George DochertyDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 01/02/2026‘Whoa Black Betty...’ 119249
Reposted by George DochertySon of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Still the greatest video ever made. Sorry. I don't make the rules... 23766313
Reposted by George DochertyToby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 23/01/2026one of the best things ever 4529106
Reposted by George DochertyAJ Jefferies @moonjam.com · 28/12/2024Still feel sorry for the person managing Universal’s social media who hadn’t zoomed in to my photo before sharing it… 6567137
Reposted by George DochertyNeil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 28/12/2025“It is time to keep your appointment with the Gingerbread Man.” 26418