Reposted by Michael RxDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I hope my pharmacist is having a good day 55915
Reposted by Michael RxForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Such an overachiever that I got a head start on my seasonal depression in August. 1013939
Reposted by Michael RxEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Them: should you really be eating all of those fries? Me:static.klipy.comDisappointed and Disgusted LookAlt: Disappointed and Disgusted Look 78412
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 18/08/2026how come there’s a Saturn emoji but not one for Uranus 🪐 🤔 051
Reposted by Michael RxIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Interviewer: Have you ever had a non-profit job before? Me: Yes, all of them 036077
Reposted by Michael RxThea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 18/08/2026(sounds the FREE SMUT alarm!) storykeepr.com/promo/M1d0b1...storykeepr.com3 Day Erotic Freebie Promo3-Day Erotica & Erotic Roamnce Freebie Promo — Aug 17–19 043
Reposted by Michael RxLa Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Humanity was a mistake. 1151
Reposted by Michael RxJennifer Hudak @jenniferhudak.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Also... it's my birthday!!! Please consider my poem "The World to Come" for the Best Poem category, and read all the finalist poems for maximum enjoyment!!! 82510
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 29/07/2026all out of willpower but can display tremendous wallpaper. 030
Reposted by Michael Rxpussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026earlier today i forgot i was in a zoom call but now there is a great transcript of me talking to my dog 78312
Reposted by Michael RxJD Ryznar @jdryznar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026And end the morning. And eat lunch to. And put on after your 1pm cocktail. And blast from your Miata as you go pick up your daily ‘tute. And play just loud enough to hear over your sobs and the falling water of a shame shower. 1144
Reposted by Michael RxAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026i am tired of earth. these shitters. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lettuce. 214031
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 17/07/2026now that’s a headline 🪲 👀 Homosexually Humping Corpse-Eating Beetles Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time - defector.com/homosexually...defector.comHomosexually Humping Corpse-Eating Beetles Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time | DefectorThe burying beetle Nicrophorus vespilloides is famously good at parenting. In the leaf litter of forests around the United Kingdom, the beetles scurry around in search of the small carcasses of mice a... 070
Reposted by Michael RxBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 11/07/2026If you want to know something serious about me, here you go. I keep this pinned hoping it might help someone who needs a glimmer in the darkness. 2212
Reposted by Michael RxTom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Wait til he finds out what’s happened to the mileage on his dad’s Ferrari’s odometer, too 015916
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 07/07/2026we’ll make great pets. youtu.be/ixe8Snxu3wo?...youtu.bePorno For Pyros - Pets Remastered 1080pYouTube video by Alexis Ibañez 050
Reposted by Michael RxThea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"The sun expanded, stretching out to the four corners of the screen. Suddenly, it exploded in a flash of light. I moved to shield my face, but before I could react, the world around me collapsed into darkness." Don't forget to preorder Flight of the Dragon Queen! www.amazon.com/dp/B0H6W42NWWamazon.comFlight of the Dragon QueenAmazon.com: Flight of the Dragon Queen eBook : Landen, Thea: Kindle Store 032
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 04/07/2026this is MY national anthem 🇺🇸 youtu.be/wTSLRbm8L9E?...youtu.beNeil Diamond's AmericaYouTube video by Kamdan 030
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 28/06/2026stop bothering me 😔 youtube.com/shorts/6WhMg...youtube.comWhy do you bother Michael?YouTube video by LotusFroggle 030
Reposted by Michael RxWineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Father Figure is my favourite song about your dad. 0228
Reposted by Michael Rxdr Quinn, medicine weirdo @pippibongsmoking.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I only have sex once a year and it's on July 4th to own the libs 05013
Reposted by Michael RxAlejandra 🪶 @lapizpapelycafe.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I so badly want to take a sleeper train. It doesn’t matter where. Not because I’m obsessed with trains but because I love to sleep. Traveling in a bed for hours with a changing view sounds perfect to me. 031
Reposted by Michael RxB(RYN)N💋a goddamn national treasure🏳️🌈 @ryn-rehnard.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Anyone need some dope handmade stuff? How about signed books? Just had to take my cat to the vet and miss most of my workday… and my wallet is crying. Please treat yourself and help me dig out of this veterinary hole 😭 lakesidecraftstudio.square.site 053
Reposted by Michael RxStuff By Mark @stuffbymark.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Released as a single 35 years ago to this very day, R.E.M.’s Shiny Happy People. I was nine when it was released. If you’d told me then that 30+ years later I’d spend a couple of hours designing a parody of The Shining poster, I’d probably tell me to grow up. Kids can be so ruddy perceptive. 1235260
Reposted by Michael RxLa Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I want to watch a movie tonight and I really miss the tactile experience of going to a store and picking one out. I really am not interested in spending 45 minutes scrolling through 7 streaming apps to find a movie I might enjoy. 8777742
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 05/04/2026dreamy jukebox. open.spotify.com/track/603N4X...open.spotify.comCome Softly To Me 060
Reposted by Michael RxThea Landen, Smutty Author of Romance @thealanden.bsky.social · 04/04/2026don't forget to charge your Rabbits for this holy Easter weekend, you're welcome 1213
Reposted by Michael Rx☠🏴☠️The Dead Don't Die🏴☠️☠ @railroadofsin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Would you like to own a peice of one of a kind art made by a genuine Chaos? Do you like Mutiny and Anarchy? I've still got teeny canvases that need homes!! 8×10 9×12 Impress your neighbors! Operators are standing by! Recent Art I've done! 03411
Reposted by Michael RxMal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Love means ignoring there typo 58634
Reposted by Michael RxCareful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻♀️🩷🧛🏻♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 02/04/2026I’m gonna eat Jesus for Easter. 147812
Reposted by Michael RxJess Leigh @itsjessandart.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I’ve been feeling epically sad lately. Like deep dark hole sad. I need a little treat. A little snack or a little gift. Help me with some dopamine and get me a little treat?? Amazon or ko fi or buying some my Etsy? linktr.ee/Itsjessandar...linktr.eeItsjessandart | Twitter, Instagram | LinktreeI make poems, art and talk about butts on Twitter. I live in Brooklyn and I saw Ethan Hawke riding a bike once. 1125
Reposted by Michael RxHolly Ghostlightly 👻💍 @hollyross.bsky.social · 16/03/2026We have a long distance relationship. I live in San Francisco and he lives on Mansplain Mountain 53911