Reposted by Michael RxDumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I hope my pharmacist is having a good day 55915
Reposted by Michael RxForrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Such an overachiever that I got a head start on my seasonal depression in August. 1013939
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 23/08/2026same situation as Dane Donohue but instead of basketball it’s smooth music. 100
Reposted by Michael RxEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Them: should you really be eating all of those fries? Me:static.klipy.comDisappointed and Disgusted LookAlt: Disappointed and Disgusted Look 78412
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 22/08/2026your smirk making me smirk. you’re beautiful inside and out. 111
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 20/08/2026you’re like the pile of laundry on my bed. I’ll have to fold you before I can get some sleep. 120
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comFreddy Krueger Getting ReadyAlt: Freddy Krueger Getting Ready 110
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 18/08/2026da bomb 💣static.klipy.comSteve Buscemi 'How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?' MemeALT: Steve Buscemi 'How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?' Meme 010
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 18/08/2026how come there’s a Saturn emoji but not one for Uranus 🪐 🤔 051
Reposted by Michael RxIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Interviewer: Have you ever had a non-profit job before? Me: Yes, all of them 036077
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Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 17/08/2026static.klipy.comConcerned Tom from Tom and Jerry Reading NewspaperAlt: Concerned Tom from Tom and Jerry Reading Newspaper 010
Reposted by Michael RxLa Femme Fatali @toomanycommas.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Humanity was a mistake. 1151
Reposted by Michael RxJennifer Hudak @jenniferhudak.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Also... it's my birthday!!! Please consider my poem "The World to Come" for the Best Poem category, and read all the finalist poems for maximum enjoyment!!! 82510
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 29/07/2026all out of willpower but can display tremendous wallpaper. 030
Reposted by Michael Rxpussyfullawasps 🗡️ joa (they) @pussyfullawasps.bsky.social · 28/07/2026earlier today i forgot i was in a zoom call but now there is a great transcript of me talking to my dog 78312
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 27/07/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld Frank CostanzaALT: Seinfeld Frank Costanza 110
Reposted by Michael RxJD Ryznar @jdryznar.bsky.social · 26/07/2026And end the morning. And eat lunch to. And put on after your 1pm cocktail. And blast from your Miata as you go pick up your daily ‘tute. And play just loud enough to hear over your sobs and the falling water of a shame shower. 1144
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 21/07/2026sike.static.klipy.comGood Morning Look At The Sun - Willy WonkaALT: Good Morning Look At The Sun - Willy Wonka 120
Reposted by Michael RxAmy Vants to Suck Your Blood 🩸 @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 20/07/2026i am tired of earth. these shitters. i am tired of being caught in the tangle of their lettuce. 214031
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 17/07/2026now that’s a headline 🪲 👀 Homosexually Humping Corpse-Eating Beetles Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time - defector.com/homosexually...defector.comHomosexually Humping Corpse-Eating Beetles Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time | DefectorThe burying beetle Nicrophorus vespilloides is famously good at parenting. In the leaf litter of forests around the United Kingdom, the beetles scurry around in search of the small carcasses of mice a... 070
Michael Rx @mre.bsky.social · 15/07/2026static.klipy.comFabio in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! AdAlt: Fabio in I Can't Believe It's Not Butter! Ad 030