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Chuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you bring your dog to the pub I'm giving it a chocolate stout
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Becca Lewis @beccalew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
👀👀👀👀 fnl.mit.edu/how-we-learn...
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How We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Campus Surveillance – MIT Faculty Newsletter
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Youtube comment: "The guy playing the Joker here is Barry Keoghan. An Oscar nominated Irish actor. He’s amazing at these types of characters. The mental characters."
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
@1password.bsky.social You have 1 week to reverse this before I cancel my subscription. Tick tock, mr password, Tick tock
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The first wave of Name Change Night bans has begun. Thank you to the fine folks at Twitch - and presumably whatever AI tools they use for this sort of thing - for protecting chatters from such awful usernames as "CalledDogMomByAccident."
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Doctor Remulak @drremulak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026
In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-...
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jount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
haley stevens fan art
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
piloting my gundam over the city when my scanners pick up a box of buffalo wild wings on the sidewalk. it’s detecting three intact flats and one drum but can’t tell what flavor—not until my latent “newtype” abilities begin to awaken
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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がんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
僕たちはバーガーキングの匂いが大好きです。 translation: We love the smell of Burger King.
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
guy on linkedin posted the "is it a candle or two faces" optical illusion but its a guy reading a book or a guy getting sucked off
linkedin post with an optical illusion image that can either look like a guy reading in a chair or a guy in a chair getting sucked off by a woman
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Howell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 14/06/2026
now that ‘the Spurs’ have been defeated, President Frump can report for duty in Vietnam! #worldcup
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Doctor Remulak @drremulak.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Doctor Remulak @drremulak.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Whats the story, MorninGoogoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
i'm about to blow this whole thing WIDE open @jessefarrar.com
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 04/05/2026
hello everyone. it’s time for one of those posts. i got laid off in October and my unemployment runs out next week. i have years of experience writing online long form, short form, and scripted video content and am very looking for more of a chance to do that for money again. can send samples
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hi, how are you
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Hi im clavicular, welcome to jackass
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Babybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
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@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Bluesky please do your thing. RT this post until my soulmate sees it and falls in love with me and we get married on valentines day
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Men do not be shoppin 😢
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The Defend Frogtown Livestream is going live! www.youtube.com/live/Z7hnCnb...
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Defend Frogtown: Vendor Buy Out Fundraiser
YouTube video by DSPStudioLA
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max nesterak @maxnesterak.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing
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Robert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
screen shot from the video game bad dudes with the text "the president has had a glass of warm milk. are you a bad enough dude to tuck him into bed?"
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
in 2026 we are going to kill INSTAGRAM the dogshit prison for peoples photographs
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 19/12/2025
Looks like our great friend "Jeff" knew what he was doing when it came to prosumer-level networking hardware! But very messy cable management and no "OCD Panels". Not a very classy deployment. My home rack looks much better. Too bad!
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
two grapes and a banana #foodupapenis @midnight
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight
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Sky, in Blue @skyonair.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
grandma come download your brain into this app so we can talk to you after you’re dead. get your little raisin ass over here
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
lmfao. chatgpt skipping the middleman and just sending you directly to the scammers now
r/ChatGPT 4h

ChatGPT gave me a customer support phone that tried to steal my bank account info
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Perfect. Since you opened the Chase Sapphire Reserve, you now have a free Priority Pass Select through Chase, which gives you your strongest possible case for a duplicate-membership courtesy refund on the $79 account.
Here is your exact best-play sequence to maximize your odds of getting that $79 back.
Step 1 - Call Priority Pass (Do This
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Call:
1-800-352-5320Call:
1-800-352-5320
Sav this word-for-word (this scrint is
Had a wild situation with ChatGPT today. I was trying to get a refund from priority pass and asked chatGPT what the best way to do it was. It answered and gave me the phone number with a script.
I called it thinking it was priority pass. I gave my name and address after describing the situation. Then they told me they would give me a credit that could be used at major retailers. Then they started asking what my routing number was which is when I got suspicious and I started hearing other people in the background being asked for a routing number.
They weren't able to answer why so I hung up.
I then went and confirmed the telephone number. ChatGPT gave me a number that didn't match up with priority pass at all.
I asked where its source was for this and it was not able to tell me.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
interesting!
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
TRUMP: I am going to kill you. DEMOCRATS: 𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘦𝘵 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘳𝘺!!
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
reeseewtherspoon.bsky.social
@reeseewtherspoon.bsky.social
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Thu, October 23 at 12:37 PM
Hello! How are you doing?
reese!! is this really you
Yeah, what your name and where are you chatting from?
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We went to school together. It's Porpley
Really
What year is that ?
we were in grade school in the 80s
Wow I would like to get to know you better maybe I can remember
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really? I kinda got your grandma killed
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Woa woa
i hope you're not still madI'm not. I'm sure it's not your fault
oh it totally was and i would probably do it again
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Why would you say that?
she was a witness to the other stuff i did
Wait, what are you talking about and why are you telling me this now ?
why not? i already went to trial for it and the jury said it was ok
That's in the past now can we just put it all behind
i can. where is your other grandma
Why are you asking?
I want to talk to her.
About ?
You know
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Blue Prince @blueprincegame.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
A plea for help. 🙏 One of the lead playtesters of Blue Prince, Iggy, has polycystic kidney disease and has only a few months to find a living kidney donor. His story, contact and donor information can all be found on iggyland.org Please help us in sharing his story and getting the word out.💙
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Hipster Vampire Amy @lasrina.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Reposting because, and I say this with love, some of you are going to see this and go “oh shit, I need to check my bottle” and then immediately forget about it so if this could affect you, go check right now before you even scroll to the next post, I mean it.
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sloppy joes every night @sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
i’m thinking Spooky joes tonight……
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Leah Greenberg ❌👑 @leahgreenberg.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
OK folks, here's the deal. Spotify is running ICE recruitment ads and has ignored asks to stop. It's time to tell them we won't stream fascism - by cancelling our subscriptions. Here's how to get started: indivisible.org/cancel-spotify
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the stoned pitbull @goodfriendjake.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I hate having to fuckin ask again, but I'm still out of work, no one wants to hire me, and I'm in overdraft with my bank. If you could help me pay my bills for the end of the month I'd really appreciate it. Thanks. paypal.me/goodfriendjake
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
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sloppy joes every night @sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
i’m thinking sloppy joes tonight
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Pat @pizzasuplex.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Many of you would cast a glance at this “Elvira,” with her shock of messy black hair and tattered dress, and dismiss her as some dirty hag. But those who dare look longer might find that she has a certain allure. And I do dare!
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sloppy joes every night @sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
i’m thinking sloppy joes tonight
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sloppy joes every night @sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
i’m thinking sloppy joes tonight
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sloppy joes every night @sloppyjoestonight.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
i’m thinking sloppy joes tonight
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