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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think there's a typo in the story, the 2nd to last paragraph reads like the forensic investigator Wilhelm broke into their own phone.
The investigation into the murder is actually 404 Media-relevant for several reasons. The AI-generated songs were found after Wilhelm used both Cellebrite and Graykey to try to break into Wilhelm’s phone.
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Youtube comment: "The guy playing the Joker here is Barry Keoghan. An Oscar nominated Irish actor. He’s amazing at these types of characters. The mental characters."
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
guy on linkedin posted the "is it a candle or two faces" optical illusion but its a guy reading a book or a guy getting sucked off
linkedin post with an optical illusion image that can either look like a guy reading in a chair or a guy in a chair getting sucked off by a woman
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
screen shot from the video game bad dudes with the text "the president has had a glass of warm milk. are you a bad enough dude to tuck him into bed?"
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
mfw when I'm designing silksong
a smiley face hitting himself with a baseball bat
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
one of the models from tim burton's batman but her lips are replaced with the jokers smile when she's saying "love that joker"
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
smiley face hitting himself with a bat
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
computer, evaluate wife’s behavior. analysis level: a million therapists
The tension in the vehicle is palpable. The marriage has been on the rocks for months, and the wife in the passenger seat, who recently requested an official separation, has been asking her spouse not to fight with her in front of their kids. But as the family speeds down the roadway, the spouse in the driver's seat pulls out a smartphone and starts quizzing ChatGPT's Voice Mode about their relationship problems, feeding the chatbot leading prompts that result in the AI browbeating her wife in front of their preschool-aged children.

After funneling her complaints into ChatGPT, the driver asks the bot to analyze the prompts as if "a million therapists" were going to "read and weigh in.
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
why he look like when bart wore grampa simpsons dentures
the trivago guy, jordan klopp, holding up a phone in a trivago adbart simpson wearing grampa simpson's dentures and lisa simpson looking surprised at that
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
here ya go buddy www.instagram.com/p/DJ2MOWGRWaw/
john hodgman crouched with his arms around nick wiger and jon gabrus' thighs. Nick and Wiger have their shorts pulled up slightly to show off their thigh tattoos.
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
fandango review of Jurassic World Rebirth from Maureen T: "I think it was great BUT NO ONE GAVE ME 3 D glasses. !!!!!
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Degwin Zabi from gundam saying "You seem to be following in Hitler's footsteps" to his son
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
yep
review of Jurassic World Rebirth from Maureen T: "I think it was great BUT NO ONE GAVE ME 3 D glasses. !!!!!
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
WARNING THIS IS LOUD BUT NOT AS LOUD AS THE ORIGINAL SOUND
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
THIS 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 NORMAL
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
baby gripe water
a product called baby gripe water
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
computer please imagine a movie review and tell me that i liked it :)
hacker news comment: "I asked Gemini to pretend that David Lynch directed the only existing version of ROTJ and write Roger Ebert's review. It got four stars, and I'd definitely go see it."
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
they try to make brussels sprouts outside new york, but there's just something about the water there that makes em pop
a bluesky post that reads "this is why i can never leave new york" with an image of a martini and brussels sprouts
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
daffy duck and parappa the rapper with the text "i thlammed my penith in the car door"
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
i know the left corner of the smiling man pic is like a jacket or something but I always imagine the rest of you looks like sabertooth from x-men :)
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
here's him eating a raw chicken
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
My favorite raw meat guy ate so much raw meat he gave himself meningitis then blamed his symptoms on west nile virus.
tweet reading: "No idea. I got a lot of mosquito bites and then what might have been chicken pox in a series of events the week I came down with a bad fever and progressed into meningitis. I’ve had people tell me I might have got West Nile virus, then chicken pox, then meningitis all in a rowtweet reading: "No idea. I got a lot of mosquito bites and then what might have been chicken pox in a series of events the week I came down with a bad fever and progressed into meningitis. I’ve had people tell me I might have got West Nile virus, then chicken pox, then meningitis all in a row"
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 14/10/2024
he's a lil worm
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 08/10/2024
an image of that snl sketch with rob schneider where he asks people if they like the juice
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 06/09/2024
mfw when libby tells me she see tony soprano
a picture of tony soprano smiling on the boardwalk
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
I'd get started with the basics here. Look like you can insert food into your mouth and it'll eventually move downwards. If JF can do that 50 times, it shouldn't be too difficult. www.wikihow.com/Win-an-Eatin...
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 16/05/2024
Honestly, I appreciate people like you who have the courage to keep getting covid. You're making great test subjects for us in the control group!
a tweet from @modern_tx on twitter that reads: 

Your risk of #LongCOVID rises with each additional infection.

A recent study has shown that by their third COVID infection, patients have a 40% chance of developing Long COVID symptoms.

Learn more about the threat of Long COVID: https://www.modernatx.com/en-US/media-center/all-media/blogs/long-covid-awareness-day-2024

below it is a chart with a headline that says the risk of developing long covid goes up with each new covid infection
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 05/04/2024
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LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
The writing on seinfeld was so good
a picture of george from seinfeld with the subtitle "I have a small penis! I have a small penis!
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