Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialChuck Tantrum @goatse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026If you bring your dog to the pub I'm giving it a chocolate stout 0271
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 04/10/2026this was my "going out" outfit from 2008 - 2012 or so. gotta hire a stylist ed 000
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026a roast beef sandwich and horseradish, a fine meal indeed 000
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think there's a typo in the story, the 2nd to last paragraph reads like the forensic investigator Wilhelm broke into their own phone. 020
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialBecca Lewis @beccalew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026👀👀👀👀 fnl.mit.edu/how-we-learn...fnl.mit.eduHow We Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Campus Surveillance – MIT Faculty Newsletter 47030
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026@1password.bsky.social You have 1 week to reverse this before I cancel my subscription. Tick tock, mr password, Tick tock 021
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialThe Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 01/09/2026The first wave of Name Change Night bans has begun. Thank you to the fine folks at Twitch - and presumably whatever AI tools they use for this sort of thing - for protecting chatters from such awful usernames as "CalledDogMomByAccident." 425826
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialBrandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 30/07/2026In response to the unprecedented number of game developers laid off this year, we have created a bundle on itch to benefit a Game Industry Hardship Fund, managed by @videogameworkers.bsky.social. More than 100 games for 10+ bucks! Please share widely and donate generously! itch.io/b/3802/game-... 2037223073
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialjount starcula @theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 31/07/2026haley stevens fan art 810611
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 14/07/2026may there be many more stay sippin' sequels 020
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 04/07/2026piloting my gundam over the city when my scanners pick up a box of buffalo wild wings on the sidewalk. it’s detecting three intact flats and one drum but can’t tell what flavor—not until my latent “newtype” abilities begin to awaken 229855
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialがんぼるぞい®︎ 💪🐶✨borzoiボルゾイ @ganborzoi.bsky.social · 25/06/2026僕たちはバーガーキングの匂いが大好きです。 translation: We love the smell of Burger King. 018636
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026dumbass doesn't even know you're supposed to unbutton your suit jacket button when you sit down 020
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026guy on linkedin posted the "is it a candle or two faces" optical illusion but its a guy reading a book or a guy getting sucked off 010
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 15/06/2026People still on tinder saying they're "looking for the jim to my pam". the office ended almost 15 years ago! Might as well be saying you're looking for the fonzie to your pinky tuscadero 150
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialHowell Dawdy @howelldawdy.com · 14/06/2026now that ‘the Spurs’ have been defeated, President Frump can report for duty in Vietnam! #worldcup 1829
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 25/05/2026my app has 111,001 lines of code across 454 files, but go off i guess 🤷♂️ 000
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialWhats the story, MorninGoogoo @lordgoogoo.bsky.social · 13/05/2026i'm about to blow this whole thing WIDE open @jessefarrar.com 1391
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 11/05/2026the only thing JF has ever stolen is my heart! and i guess he kinda stole some money from me because i played an alert on stream once or twice and they got covered up by other alerts but maybe that's sort of a buyer beware situation. 0230
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialeli yudin @eliyudin.com · 04/05/2026hello everyone. it’s time for one of those posts. i got laid off in October and my unemployment runs out next week. i have years of experience writing online long form, short form, and scripted video content and am very looking for more of a chance to do that for money again. can send samples 8324133
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Hi, how are you 7351113
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialBabybel Bandit @greblin.bsky.social · 29/03/2026wouldn't it be funny if EVERYONE blocked this Attie AI account @ bsky.app/profile/atti... before they could do anything with it 5401525612574
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficial@robotam.bsky.social @robotam.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Bluesky please do your thing. RT this post until my soulmate sees it and falls in love with me and we get married on valentines day 085
LilPeteComedyOfficial @mrdumbshit.bsky.social · 29/01/2026#TheJokingGamer stefan told me to do this or he'd ban me from the chat and i have nowhere else to go 030
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 24/01/2026The Defend Frogtown Livestream is going live! www.youtube.com/live/Z7hnCnb...youtube.comDefend Frogtown: Vendor Buy Out FundraiserYouTube video by DSPStudioLA 425156
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialmax nesterak @maxnesterak.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It’s -9 degrees. Downtown Minneapolis is packed for the anti-ICE rally and the crowd keeps growing 7903707810803
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialRobert "The Bobby Yaga" McNees @mcnees.bsky.social · 16/01/2026You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out. 15758703355
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025in 2026 we are going to kill INSTAGRAM the dogshit prison for peoples photographs 1467761
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 19/12/2025Looks like our great friend "Jeff" knew what he was doing when it came to prosumer-level networking hardware! But very messy cable management and no "OCD Panels". Not a very classy deployment. My home rack looks much better. Too bad! 931933
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficial🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 16/12/2025two grapes and a banana #foodupapenis @midnight 48813
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialThe Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 16/12/2025Hortdog Penis #FoodUpAPenis @midnight 013121
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialSky, in Blue @skyonair.bsky.social · 15/12/2025I ""watched"" multiple episodes of a show I do not watch to make this. 4627661332
Reposted by LilPeteComedyOfficialbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 10/12/2025grandma come download your brain into this app so we can talk to you after you’re dead. get your little raisin ass over here 217715
