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Gordie

@mr3mta3.bsky.social
579 followers 316 following 159 posts

WV. Four kids, two dogs, two cats. Husband of The Queen. Porch sitter, bird watcher, retired bass player. Somehow managed to get old.

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I Love Animals @petsanimals.bsky.social · 11h
A mother is overcome with emotions watching her autistic son, who cannot be touched, lay on his new Service Dog of his own free will, with a purposeful, unspoken bond. "Share the post if you love animals."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 09/10/2026
I am angry tonight. Because tonight ICE shot a New Yorker. They shot a New Yorker while his five year old child was in the car. ICE makes this city less safe. We want them out. Now.
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DC Council @councilofdc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is clearly not acceptable
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bill Watterson (the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes) gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's fantastic.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Mac It Look Like An Accident @macrogers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Okay so we have a number now: the Onion is officially 6 months ahead of reality.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
Commentary: All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over, by Osama bin Laden
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All Right, All Right, You Guys Have Won Me Over
I’ve never been the type of guy to change his mind easily. Back in my mujahedeen days, my buddies would always point out how stubborn I was—they couldn’t get me to budge on anything! But even the most...
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Ascension, by Ford Madox Brown, 1844, 📸 by Kirsten Schmitt
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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Leann Ray @leannray.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When you file a FOIA request to get public documents, the government has 5 business days to get the documents to you, or give a reason for a delay. Our reporters have had many of theirs delayed, some up to 8 months — or about 74 business days.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
JON STEWART: “So in the FUTURE we WILL use A.I. to cure diseases… but right now it’s mostly murder, surveillance, and surge pricing for the McRib — What a trade! I’m getting the sense you guys might be full of shit.”
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The God of Cities @thegodofcities.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hard times are created by weak men in fucking boardrooms who choose profit over the people who generate all of it.
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Marie Vibbert @reasie.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
No science fiction could have prepared us for just how stupid the end of the world can be. "The environment was on the brink of collapse, and so, rather than deal with that, we burned what fuel we had left getting computers to scam each other for money."
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
May his memory be a blessing to the demons who will devour him for eternity.
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A SWING THAT WILL GO DOWN IN BREWERS HISTORY
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ONE DOWN ✅ #WinOurWay x @UWCreditUnion
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm feeling this way 😤🥺
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 325-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@chasedbywasps - i like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yeah, but see the problem is i don’t believe in hell so i’m going to need these people to suffer now
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So many special moments from a record-setting regular season #WinOurWay x @Mastercard
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Love these two
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Imagine being a healthcare provider and a botched “death penalty” victim is brought into your ER. This is so depraved
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I might be a little less distrustful of AI if the dudes promoting it, supporting it, insisting on it, and advocating for it weren’t the worst fucking people on the planet.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two Schmitt staffers realizing this might be their last day.
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Diamond Life @diamondlifeca.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill, while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth" - unknown
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Shade 5 @shade5.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is counting the number of dead contacts you have in your phone a sign of a midlife crisis?
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal and his government has committed genocide in Gaza. The United States should stop all military assistance to Israel. Saying this is not antisemitic. (I’m Jewish, by the way.)
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
OMG, poor thing….
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In awe of what we're watching
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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@kenjennings.bsky.social Thanks so much, Ken. And please thank the team for me. You lot are the dog's bollocks! nay, the mutt's nuts! dare I say it? the mongrel's bloody dongles!
Jeopardy answer reading: In Christopher Moore's Fool, the jester of this shakespeare king gets the limelight and shows goneril a real good time.
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THE CENTURY MARK WIN 💯 #ThisIsMyCrew x @UWCreditUnion
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chat GPT helped a kid plan a mass shooting. “Van Rootselaar carried out a suicidal mass shooting at Tumbler Ridge Secondary School this past February, killing a total of eight people and injuring dozens of others.” www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
⚡️JUST NOW: MASS UN WALKOUT ON NETANYAHU
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the St Louis Cardinals Louis ardinals Louis rdinals Lou rdinals urinals
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 27/10/2025
Nostalgic for the brief period in 1999 when we thought Blair Witch might be real
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
💖🤎🧡 love is love 💖💚💛
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Translation: He thinks we’re all gullible idiots
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
WHY WIOULD JOE BIDEN DO THIS???
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Let’s go….
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Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"There’s a real difference between chess and politics. Chess follows rules. Politics, we’re learning, does not." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/game-on
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Game On
There’s a chess term called “Zugzwang,” which occurs when a player has no good legal moves.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dog playing dead on command is the funniest thing you'll see today. Original post
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Milwaukee Brewers @brewersbot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
97 ❕❕
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Still holds up today #MontyPython1975 IG: @thecinevoidclub www.instagram.com/thecinevoidc...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/09/2026
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nef…
Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming
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