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@mr-funk.bsky.social
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Guthrie “NCAA Soccer Jon Rothstein” @guthrieedson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is really cool to see, the Big Ten is naming their women’s Goalkeeper of the Year award after Mia Hamant 💜🧡
Mia Hamant in a purple jersey
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Tom Glanz @tomglanz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The gall of the Seattle Times still trying to drum up subs at the @soundersfc.com match the week they cancel coverage. #YHGTBFKM
Seattle times booth at the Sounders match. The man looks very sheepish
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry
Questionnaire by Wendell Berry

1. How much poison are you willing to eat for the success of the free market and global trade?
Please name your preferred poisons.

2. For the sake of goodness, how much evil are you willing to do?
Fill in the following blanks with the names of your favorite evils and acts of hatred.

3. What sacrifices are you prepared to make for culture and civilization? Please list the monuments, shrines, and works of art you would most willingly destroy.

4. In the name of patriotism and the flag, how much of our beloved land are you willing to desecrate? List in the following spaces the mountains, rivers, towns, farms you could most readily do without.

5. State briefly the ideas, ideals, or hopes, the energy sources, the kinds of security, for which you would kill a child. Name, please, the children whom you would be willing to kill.
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k @dailybreadoly.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this is you in meta’s pervert glasses
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
July 21st, 2026 - Salmon Bay FC Day Earlier this week, we celebrated Salmon Bay FC Day at City Hall! We’re so grateful to have a city that supports local and women’s sports 💗 #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
WESTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS🏆‼️ #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
NW DIVISION CHAMPIONS 🏆 #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 31/10/2024
The villain's faithful pair of henchmen: 
[image 1: A very contented looong Serval cat, image 2: a suspicious looking Manul, tail wrapped around his front paws.]
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Salmon Bay FC @salmonbayfc.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
WIN AND WE’RE IN 😤 It all comes down to this. With a win on Sunday, we will make the playoffs and win the NW Division Title! Let’s pack Interbay. See you Sunday! 🎟️ tickets.upthebridges.shop #SalmonBayFC | #FeelTheCurrent
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Jay Edidin @edidin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
so, this is deeply, deeply horrifying thedreydossier.substack.com/p/i-found-a-...
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I found a second vote.gov — and it's registered to the White House
There is a moment in every investigation where the thing you have been looking for finds you instead.
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 06/05/2026
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
“You cannot go to watch in the US a college game, not even speaking about a top professional game of a certain level, for less than $300,” Infantino said. “And this is the World Cup.”

Lucille bluth saying: It's a banana, Michael. What could it cost? 10 dollars?
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The Institute for Bird Populations @instbirdpop.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
We figured we could all use some beautiful birds today. 🪶
Photo of a Steller's Jay at a feeder by marneejill/Flickr.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Nabisco Doo Dads (1967-circa 2001): A party snack mix, containing roasted peanuts, pretzel sticks, rice cereal squares, wheat cereal squares and Tid-Bits (little cheese stick crackers).
An ad for Doo-Dads. A hand reaches in from stage left, holding a handful snack mix above a yellow box. It reads "Nabisco announced an entirely new, never before, first time anywhere snack thrill. Look familiar?"
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
war in iran brought to you by draftkings sportsbook sign up today and get 10,000 free warbucks
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY out now. get it here www.amazon.com/Pounded-Were... or on patreon www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
cover of POUNDED BY THIS WEREGROUNDHOG IN A SEEMINGLY ENDLESS TIME LOOP ON GROUNDHOG DAY featuring a lime green background there is a shirtless buckaroo on the right and on the left is a handsome weregroundhog standing tall with arms crossed. they are in a park
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Scarecrow Video @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
We just bought our longtime building! Purchasing our forever home marks an exciting and transformative turning point for our physical media library and Seattle’s creative ecosystem. We cannot wait to share more exciting updates with you in the months ahead! scarecrowvideo.org/posts/scarec...
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Luigi in a Coal Mine @weareluigi.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Friend sent this to me today. It’s in Seattle. Hadn’t seen it on here yet so I figured I’d share.
A photo of artwork of the Statue of Liberty dead on a Seattle street, murdered… by ICE.
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JVG 骨 @jasonv.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
HBOMAX FINALLY ADDED THE THUMBS DOWN FEATURE, YOU CAN THUMBS DOWN BILL MAHER NOW
A navy soldier sexually assaults a dental assistant in Times Square in this famous crime photo 
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V-J_Day_in_Times_Square
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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries. Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves. "Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks. "No, guess he should've complied," agent says. Yakima, Washington
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/12/2025
Seattle Man Leaves Out Plate of Cheese for When St. Rat Comes Up Through Toilet Tonight: tinyurl.com/nhf8cr8s
Foreground: Plate of cheese squares with glass milk and note reading "For St. Rat" on bathroom counter. Background: Open toilet with Santa hat-wearing St. Rat mosaic mural featured on underside of toilet cover
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Honestly nice to to see I'm not the only one contending with this
The INSIDE YOU THERE ARE TWO WOLVES meme, reading "combat sports are inescapably problematic in ways that make them immoral to support and enjoy" and "LMAO KNOCK HIS FUCKING SOUL OUT"
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Garry @thegmcconnachie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.” Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 05/12/2025
ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
Photo shared by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025 tagging @naomi.marie__, @nathanmiller612, @rubyscher, @holaarepa, @birksg, @chefjholig, and @haihaimpls. May be an image of text that says 'AS SOME OF YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, I.C.E. PAID US A VISIT AT AREPA YESTERDAY. OUR GM NAOMI & TEAM MEMBERS FOLLOWED OUR ICE PROTOCOL PERFECTLY, THE AGENTS LEFT & NO ONE WAS DETAINED. tO WHOEVER NEEDS THIS: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS WHEN IT COMES TO I.C.E. (1/5)'.


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We had an ICE scare yesterday and even though we’re afraid of the repercussions of being vocal, we feel that it’s also important to inform people that this is right at our front door. ICE is not some far away boogeyman. They are here right now, spreading fear in our community. 

We’re so grateful to our entire staff and their bravery. They did the right things and couldn’t have dealt with this situation in a better way. We are grateful to our community activists that came to support us from @miracmn @litosonlake and Monarcha. We hope that if you find yourself in the same situation, that you find these resources helpful. Peace and take care of each other ❤️Photo by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025. May be an image of text that says 'IF I.C.E. COMES TO YOUR RESTAURANT: UNLESS THE AGENTS HAVE A SIGNED JUDICIAL WARRANT, THEY CANNOT ENTER A PRIVATE AREA LIKE THE KITCHEN WITHOUT YOUR PERMISSION EVEN IF THEY LIE AND SAY THY DON'T NEED A WARRANT, STAND YOUR GROUND AND INSIST THAT YOU NEED PAPERWORK (2/5)'.Photo by Christina Nguyen on December 04, 2025. May be an image of text that says 'IF I.C.E. COMES TO YOUR RESTAURANT: HAVE OTHER STAFF OR PEOPLE PRESENT RECORD THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY ARE SAYING. (PEOPLE DOING UNLAWFUL THINGS HATE BEING CAUGHT IN TH ACT) YOU HAVE THE RIGHT to REFUSE SERVICE & YOU CAN ASK M tO LEAVE YOUR PRIVATE PROPERTY IF THY DON'T HAVE A WARRANT. (3/5)'.WE ARE HEARTBROKEN THAT OUR IMMIGRANT
COMMUNITIES IN THE TWIN CITIES ARE BEING
TARGETED AND TERRORIZED BY THE CURRENT
ADMINISTRATION. THESE ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT
ARE BEING USED AS POLITICAL PAWNS AND IT'S
APPALLING.

REGARDLESS OF THEIR LEGAL STATUS, THERE ARE
SO MANY LATINOS & SOMALIANS WHO ARE AFRAID
OF BEING DETAINED DUE TO MISTAKEN IDENTITY
BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY MIGHT NOT GET DUE
PROCESS & A FAIR TRIAL. THEY WILL JUST END UP IN
DETENTION CENTERS & A LEGAL PROCESS THAT
HAS BEEN DESCRIBED AS A BLACK HOLE.

WE STAND IN SUPPORT OF OUR IMMIGRANT
COMMUNITY, WHO ARE THE BACKBONE OF THIS
COUNTRY. WITHOUT IMMIGRANTS, AMERICA IS NOT
THE SAME PLACE. STAY SAFE OUT THERE & TAKE
CARE OF YOUR NEIGHBORS.

LOVE,
HOLA AREPA & HAI HAI

(5/5)
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competentposter @competentposter.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
(Data) This.. cool "S". What are it's origins? (Me) It's one of earth's most profound mysteries, Data. (Data, connecting the diagonal lines) Intriguing.
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Institute for Policy Studies @ips-dc.org · 12/11/2025
NEW: The first two years of Massachusetts' millionaire tax has raised $3 billion more than expected. And rather than driving the rich away, IPS researchers found that the number of millionaires has *increased.* Tax the rich. Greg Ryan in @bloomberg.com:
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Millionaire Tax That Inspired Mamdani Fuels $5.7 Billion Haul in Massachusetts
A millionaire levy in Massachusetts that New York City mayoral frontrunner Zohran Mamdani holds up as a model for taxing the rich has generated $3 billion more in revenue than expected without forcing...
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Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore.
It happens a lot 'round here.
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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 09/10/2025
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
This is why we fund scientists to study things like oyster slobber even if you don’t think it sounds important
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JazzReads📚🏀 @jazzreads.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
So exhausting..
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Your City @yourcityseattle.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
A lot of people have been calling me the @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 06/09/2025
🚨 UPDATE on the current COVID vaccine access situation in the US. Please note that this is based on state laws but different things may be happening on the ground, and some pharmacies are defaulting to federal guidelines instead of state laws.
Map of COVID vaccine availability by state
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Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
RFK Jr in this hearing:
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Ore Ida Funky Fries (2002-2003): A line of "wacky" frozen French fries marketed to kids, in such varieties as "sour cream n jive", "crunchy rings", "cocoa-crispers" (cocoa dusted), "cinnamon-stiks" (cinnamon sugar), and "kool blue" (dyed blue)
Five purple bags of frozen french fries. In front of the bags sits a tray, with five piles of fries, thin orange sticks, thin brown sticks, ring-shaped, blue krinkle cut, and golden krinkle cut
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Emmett O'Connell @emmettoconnell.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
The Olympia Standard — LIVE! Join us for a special live recording featuring: Councilmember Dani Madrone FC Olympia Mayor Dontae Payne …and more! 3 Magnets, 600 Franklin St SE Thursday, August 21 @ 7 PM Come hang out, grab a drink, and hear what’s shaping Olympia!
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Ballard FC @goballardfc.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
A letter from the club ❤️ Congratulations to @vermontgreenfc.bsky.social on their first National Title and thank you for hosting us this weekend! #BallardFC | #UpTheBridges
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OptaJack @optajack.optajoe.com · 02/08/2025
3 - Jess Fishlock's goal for @reignfc.com on Friday was her third goal contribution of the 2025 regular season (2 goals, 1 assist). Fishlock has now contributed to at least three goals in all 12 #NWSL regular seasons. Triumph.
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Paperback Paradise @paperbackparadise.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Photo of a children’s fantasy book, featuring a sword welding, pageboy haircut having adventurer as he readies to defend himself from a giant cat. A hooded wizard raises his hands behind the cat. Title and copy read:

Sir Jerrum had been warned
DO NOT PET THE CAT
Fran Eisenass

Great, now it's pissed off.

The third installment of JERRUM: ANIMAL AGITATOR
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 01/08/2025
Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill: tinyurl.com/4fkckbnj
Sen. Maria Cantwell smiling with hands folded in front of her
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
maybe there's still some good left in this world after all
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Ballard FC @goballardfc.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
🔥HIGHLIGHTS🔥 Relive all the action from last night’s Western Conference Championship! 🎥: youtu.be/nH3DpDMn0GM #BallardFC | #UpTheBridges
youtu.be
HIGHLIGHTS: Ballard FC v. Ventura County Fusion, July 25th 2025
YouTube video by Ballard FC
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Arcane Comics & More @arcanecomics.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS. We will gladly no longer carry Codenames and CGE games.
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Orbitz (1996-1998): A line of clear, non-carbonated beverages, filled with dozens of tiny, suspended balls of what was essentially gelatin. Came in flavors such as Raspberry Citrus, Blueberry Melon Strawberry, Pineapple-Banana-Cherry- Coconut, Vanilla Orange, Black Currant Berry, and Chocolate
A lineup of 4 clear beverage bottles, with the shape and general appearance of lava lamps, each filled with colorful little balls, suspended in the liquid
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Ferris Jabr @ferrisjabr.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
The Marmost infotel.ca/newsitem/mam...
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Mammoth-sized marmot spotted in Kamloops park
“It’s the fattest marmot I’ve ever seen.”
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Fix the L8 @fixthel8.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Race The L8 is TODAY!! Meet at Denny Park at 5PM and try to beat one of the the slowest buses in Seattle!! Join us at a post race happy hour at Pine Box!
A map of central Seattle. Denny Park is highlighted as the start of the race, Denny/Stewart as the end, and Pine Box on Pine and Melrose as the post-race happy hour
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Kinell @sinistercinemastudios.art · 08/07/2025
This might be my favourite cat meme of 2025 so far
A photo of cat sitting in some Venetian blinds they have just destroyed with the text JOY DIVISION at the top and UNKNOWN PLEASURES at the bottom
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Ballard FC @goballardfc.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
BACK TO BACK TO BACK 😤 #BallardFC | #UpTheBridges
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
When we finally start to build community and solidarity.
Sign hanging from a tree says rabbit season. But Bugs Bunny is about to tear it down.This reveals a new sign that says duck season and now Daffy duck is about to tear it downBut this reveals assign that says Elmer seasonBugs Bunny and Daffy duck look over at Alma Fudd and smile
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