Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25/09/2026TV shows of my youth led me to believe that as an adult I would encounter, and need to escape from, much more quicksand. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026New cat just dropped. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/18/s...nytimes.comNew Species of Cat Discovered for First Time in a CenturyThe species, called a tilcayo, is smaller than a house cat and lives in the cloud forests of the Andes Mountains in Bolivia. 001
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I had the pleasure of attending the Phoenixville Film Festival last night for their opening night with my friends at Scrappy Cinema, and it was excellent! Terrific work by everyone involved! 010
Reposted by HandScrappy Cinema @scrappycinema.bsky.social · 11/09/2026It's a shame that you have to search so hard and use an Internet Archive link or sketchy YouTube upload if you want to see the original cut of "9/11." scrappycinema.com/the-quintess...scrappycinema.comThe Quintessential 9/11 Documentary Is Worth The Search - Scrappy CinemaIn March 2002, merely six months removed from the tragedy of September 11, 2001, CBS aired a remarkable documentary. The project included what was billed as the only footage from inside the Twin… 011
Reposted by HandScrappy Cinema @scrappycinema.bsky.social · 08/09/2026scrappycinema.com/the-early-wo... Sure Nathan Fielder is getting a lot of buzz for the upcoming doc "You Can See Everything," but his co-director also brings his own quirky artistic eye to the film.scrappycinema.comThe Early Work Of “You Can See Everything” Co-Director Lance Oppenheim - Scrappy CinemaOver the long Labor Day weekend, the film world seemed to be talking about only one thing: The super-secret, unannounced screening of You Can See Everything, the new Elizabeth Holmes documentary… 021
Reposted by HandScrappy Cinema @scrappycinema.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Among her many, many accomplishments, Dolly Parton also quietly contributed to the world of independent film. scrappycinema.com/dolly-parton...scrappycinema.comDolly Parton’s Quiet Contributions to Independent Film - Scrappy CinemaAs news of Dolly Parton’s death spread across the globe last week, plaudits rightfully arrived, touting many of Dolly’s legacies. Of course there was her incredible singing and acting career, her amaz... 021
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Every day I receive news alerts from the New York Times and from the Onion, and it is getting more and more challenging to tell the difference. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Gonna go read a dystopian horror/sci-fi novel to feel better before I fall asleep tonight. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026In keeping with the ‘America 250’ theme, every bat used in tonight’s game is also a fully functional musket. 0200
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Fox’s pregame show has done an excellent job of making me wish I had gone to bed an hour ago. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 12/07/2026R.I.P., Lindsey Graham. I should clarify: The ‘P’ stands for ‘Piranhas.’ 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Every breaking news alert I get these days amounts to ‘The Supreme Court Sucks.’ 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I have been cutting my patience into small bars and giving them to trick-or-treaters for YEARS. 021
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Don’t worry, everyone. The Secretary of Defense used to be on ‘Fox & Friends.’ He wasn’t ‘Fox,’ though; he was just one of the ‘Friends.’ 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Nothing in the world sparks in me the sudden need to get up and go take five minutes making a cup of coffee than sitting down with my laptop and a desire to write something. Stupid brain. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Ever see someone on TV and think, ‘Oh my god how old are they?’ And then you google them and it turns out they’re YOUR age? I mean that’s never happened to me, but one day it will and it will SUCK. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Someone on Trump’s staff needs to arrange a meeting for him with this guy. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 20/02/2026Okay fine I’ll watch this Trump presser/meltdown thing. But I’m having an IPA. 140
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 19/02/2026- you could never pay me enough to do this thing i do not want to do - here is fifty dollars - okay fine 021
Reposted by Handweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/02/2026"while I have you" no no no, that wasn't part of the deal 712324
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I think it would be fun to have a middle name starting with ‘V’ so that I could pretend each of my signatures was a Supreme Court case citation. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Years ago, my little brother was telling our mom about an argument he got into with another kid. And quoting himself as part of his anecdote, he said, “And I go, ‘I don’t give a BLEEP’S ASS.’” 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 07/01/2026At the end of a day like this, it’s nice that at least we can all join together, take a deep breath, and [/falls down a flight of stairs] 020
Reposted by HandPanda Bernstein @j4years.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Ok, THIS is what a proper Democratic response sounds like. Why is this so hard for the current leadership? 21646174
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Screw this, I’m heading out for a run. If I can make it to the coast, I’ll just keep going. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 28/12/2025What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote? Mine is: “People will come, Avatar. The one constant through all the years, Avatar, has been baseball. Pandora has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time.” 041
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 24/12/2025In 2025, I lost my job AND my marriage, along with having somewhere around 20 seizures (thanks, brain). But here at the end of 2025, I have lined up an apartment for myself and have sorted out my health insurance situation. So in spite of everything, I couldn’t be more excited for 2026. ✌️ 020
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16/12/2025When I’m home with my kids, with my Pandora ‘90s Alternative station blaring, and I’m singing along with EVERY WORD. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Today marks ten years since my very first seizure, at the age of 37. I had at least a few that day, and a decade later I’ve had a couple hundred more, plus three brain surgeries, dozens of MRIs, and countless hospital stays. BUT I’M STILL HERE, PEOPLE. 🥳✌️ #epilepsyawareness 011
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 05/12/2025So far, the 21st Century really is like ‘Whose Line Is It Anyway?’ Everything is made up and the points don’t matter. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Yesterday morning I had a seizure, 3 months to the day since my previous one. This one was around my 20th seizure of the year, and I’m very aware that many others with epilepsy have them much more frequently than I do. Nevertheless, this Thanksgiving weekend, I’m just grateful I’m still alive. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 28/11/2025Eagles are making me wish I had hit the Black Friday deals at the liquor store. 030
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 27/11/2025We now go live to the value of Trump’s public response to anything that happens on any given day, ever. 030
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 22/11/2025My favorite line from Trump today was, “You know, I don’t have any sons, but if I ever do I might name him Zohran.” 020
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 31/10/2025He won’t be, naturally, but Trump should be impeached for this entire operation. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 25/10/2025I wrote a brief thing today that has a special place in my heart and head for a lot of reasons. jrh612.medium.com/where-4d34a1...jrh612.medium.comwhere?where do you go? in the darkest moments scorched by the hottest fire to whom do you turn? when you are as low as you could possibly feel… 011
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Just watched the clip of Mitch McConnell falling like seven straight times. 000
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Listening to the Cure and day drinking. It’s like I’m 14 again. 010
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 16/10/2025I’m no expert (on much of anything, really), but it sure seems to me that Trump ordering missile strikes killing people in boats off the coast of Venezuela should be getting a LOT more attention. 041
Hand @jrhand.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Has Alex Jones accused the Supreme Court of being crisis actors yet? 010