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@mosamsky.bsky.social
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/09/2026
GOD BLESS NIGELLA “I don’t approve of talking about food as naughty” I have been needing bake off to say that for YEARS. Food is a pleasure, not a guilty pleasure!
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ouinne @ouinne.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ANNUAL HALLOWEEN REMINDER THAT ANYTHING WITH ACTIVATED CHARCOAL *WILL* FUCK WITH YOUR MEDICATIONS
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Hamiltwan @hamiltwan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ANUBIS: Why are you trying to enter 4011? Me: That's the code for bananas. They're usually much cheaper by weight than my heart. ANUBIS: Do you think this is helping?
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hyperfocus #critterposting
Crude digital drawing of a cat in front of a signage laden brick storefront. The cat is black and white. The bricks are the colour of a horny salmon. Some of the signs are the surfgreen of a fucked up radioactive bass. The other signs are the pleasing warm yellow of a angry wasp. Their texts read  important important alert important look important important pay attention important impo ! ! !! ! !!!!! !! !! !!!! !! ! And the word look was meant to be eyes  but it looked kinda booby so i added eyebrows / shoulders and nipples / pupilshines but then it looked a little too booby so i added four more squinting eyes so the eyes are now two happy faces it’s a bit of a mess really you’re lucky you don’t have to see it. Shaped like shapes.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when you work at the BPAF but you’re beginning to realize there’s not going to be a successful IPO
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jay Dragon is unstoppable @jdragsky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
so my village has been having a lot of issues. rather than deal with any of them, i grabbed a goat and had all the villagers pile their blame and hate onto the goat. while we were getting ready to drive it into the woods (and absolve ourselves) the goat BIT ME????? RUDE?!?
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Increasingly convinced this is the most important post
Twitter post from January 24, 2019, from @Merman_Melville reading

"Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
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🔺hierarchy of needs🔺 @maslowbot.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
packing peanuts
image of a triangle broken into horizontal chunks which are labled from top to bottom: self-fulfillment needs, psychological needs, and basic needs. the triangle has been scribbled over in pink. text written over it says "packing peanuts"
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Kelly Wooten @kwooten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Triangle-area friends: I'm looking to re-home this precious stray dog. Dolly is a 2 yr old pit mix, sweet as can be, with a heaping helping of separation anxiety. Needs TLC and someone who is home with her. (No advice, please, I promise I'm doing all the other things for this pup.)
Blue eyed pit mix smiling at you. She's chocolate brown with a white blaze on her face, chest, and paws. Her nose is brown with pinks spots and very boopable. Sad little sweetheart pit mix lays on a red couch, pleading with her blue eyes: adopt me! She is baby. Brown pittie puppy all cozy in a plaid armchair with a floral pillow. Sweet doggy laying on gravel in a barn. She's tired after running around.
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Kelly Wooten @kwooten.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Do you need a needy dog? A beautiful dog? The sweetest girl? Does it help if her name is Dolly?
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Current state of things: there's crop art of Signal at the Minnesota State Fair www.cropart.com
A white hand with Signal-blue painted nails holds a cellphone with a near-dead battery, with the Signal icon the only app on screen. Crop art by Molly Gehrke
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 25/08/2026
hotdogs for algernon
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Sara K-M @sarakm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Whenever I encounter the "frees up time for more meaningful work" framing I want the person using it to list, specifically, which parts of my work they think I'm wasting my time on and what more meaningful work they think I should be doing instead.
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Free Cats Daily😻 @freecatsdaily.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Camouflage level: Expert. #Cat #Caturday
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 06/04/2025
i have a new theory called alive internet theory where i propose that the internet is full of real people and you can befriend some of them even and maybe actually kiss them and more
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
"Wealthy" nations can and have absolutely launched themselves into death spirals by neglecting infrastructure; the mundane, unglamorous work of maintaining things, instead of the glory of building them.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
OK so forgive me but I gotta be weird about this for a minute. Infrastructure is a requirement for a mutually successful and functioning society. And a lack of concern for maintenance of that infrastructure not only ruins societies, but ensures they never escape wealth disparity. IN BRIEF:
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Being trans is sad Being trans is horrid." Shut up. Being trans is great. Look. I've got inner peace and a fucking scythe.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/08/2026
dunno why i had to stop what i was doing the other day to take a picture of this bowl of ice filled with low fat cheese sticks. i can't say what about it i find so haunting
a plastic white bowl of ice with cheese sticks scattered about. it is on top of a paper towel
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
A Soccer Ball, basketball, and baseball angrily exclude an American Football. The soccer ball says "get the hell outta here American Football... you're not even a sphere." American football sits dejected on the side of the road. A hockey puck comes up to him and says "don't worry football. we can be friends." American football says "sorry hockey puck, but I fucking hate you."
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lilya @lolifer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
failed state
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jessamyn @librarian.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I work at a public library. People who want to use AI seem to have no trouble doing so. People who don't want to use AI have a harder time. I crowdsourced and then finalized this document "How to disable or avoid intrusive AI" and then gave it a short URL: notoai.org Please pass along if it's useful
An aircraft passenger oxygen mask: a drop down passenger mask with air bag and yellow plastic mouth and nose cover, oxygen tube has been cut; Demonstration model used by flight attendant crew for passenger instruction. Has text on the side indicating that it's non-functional.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
neighborhood watch update: that french guy from ripley believe it or not who ate an airplane is prowling around the cul de sac and the trails by the park. he wrote a threatening letter which we have translated. he says he is going to eat the ford f-150 extended cab pickup truck
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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
tell ya what else. these ambitious, upwardly mobile young women need to leave these human drums of corn liquor for girls who will appreciate them. and those girls need to stop going on dates with finance bros just for the story. these are solvable problems
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Tried to explain the difference between an absolute unit and a megachonker to my grandpa and he shot a hole in the floor
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to!
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✨Franky✨ @franky.franklinstower.online · 17/09/2025
timeline cleanse: franky watches the garbage truck pick up the trash this morning
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Here at Diarrhea Farms we're a family
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Rabih Alameddine @rabihalameddine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Sabine Weiss, Sortie de Metro, Paris, 1955
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Nancy 6/21/26
Phylis invites Fritzi to Pride, Fritzi’s only used to going to political actions
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HearthFox ΘΔ @hearthfox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Anyway, Wendy Carlos is still alive and that's wonderful 💜
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
speaking generally, I think the no. 1 thing you can do as a cis ally is help a trans woman get a job
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
guy on a bike called out to me ‘you look so beautiful!’ and i was steeling myself for it to get weird but then he called to a guy on a different bike ‘that’s a great bike man!’ and then ‘smoothie looks fire!’ to a third guy who was drinking one. so i guess i found him. Johnny Compliments
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Emily Higgs Kopin @ehkopin.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I am frustrated, as usual, especially in this space, by the uncritical amplifying of this “IA vs the bad guys” rhetoric that collapses all the many ways ephemerality, CONSENT, and open access are in conflict with each other in this instance and most others, when it comes to web preservation.
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 18/06/2026
i fear we have no choice but to fill the reflecting pool with beans
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murmurations @murmurationsjrnl.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The goal was to show the state of scholarly literature about trans and gender diverse people in libraries, highlighting gaps and serving as a foundation for future work on the topic. Much of the Editorial Board's impetus to start Murmurations comes from their findings in this literature review.
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mo @mosamsky.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm super excited about this new journal, please check it out if you're a library person, a trans or gender diverse person, or possibly both ❤️
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
there should be one giant car that covers the whole world so nobody ever has to drive anywhere again, you just switch seats. i'm thinkin something sensible like a prius
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Sarah Edwards @eddysarah.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
everyone should read this nuanced, rigorously reported story by my very talented INDY colleague @ccourtneybohl.bsky.social — a portrait of Outlanders, North Carolina’s first self-governing homeless encampment.
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Inside Outlanders, Raleigh’s Self-Governed Homeless Community
Outlanders has a mayor, a charter, and a tight-knit community. As Raleigh pushes to end unsheltered homelessness, the camp could serve as a model for helping people get back on their feet—or be cleare...
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/05/2026
Okay I guess the “just asking questions” brigade is here 🙄 so fine: 1. Yes, Miga has an email job 2. Yes, she is incredibly bad at it, due to she is a dog
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Teaching my daughter and her anemic boyfriend how to skip stones
Jim Henson telling David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly something on the set of Labyrinth. He's dressed normally while they're in costume.
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Tedra Osell @tedos.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Great thread. Community means friends. Understanding. Equality. Charity preserves status and distance. Writing a check is better than not, but forming community builds lasting bridges
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Denali @denali.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We probably attend 2-3 community meals a month. It rocks. We usually bring something but not always. To have needs is to be human. To let other people meet them every now and then is to be a community. And then it's one giant inflatable assisted leap to solidarity and eventually power.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 22/05/2026
GET OFF THE PAVED ROADS THAT'S WHERE THE TRUCKS ARE WEAR A HELMET
Two men, close friends, hanging out in a back yard splitting a cooler of fresh pineapples. One man, sitting in a lawn chair with an open Hawaiian shirt, reaches out to the other with an ATV helmet. The man says, "I love when you're safe." The second man, sitting shirtless in a tiny pool, accepts the helmet and replies, "This gift of safety means everything." The text reads: Friends make sure friends ride ATVs safely. Always wear a helmet. Stay off paved roads.
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pixelframe.design @pixelframe.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
A special gift for everyone who has had to throw down while eating waffles - the WAFFLE HOUSE logo & font generator is now live!
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WAFFLE HOUSE Font Logo Generator
The Waffle House logo generator brings the bold, unmistakable style of the iconic 24-hour diner chain to your text. Choose from classic tile layouts or a 3D sign-style rendering.
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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
BREAKING: AI Robot Trips Over Stairs on the Way to Give Commencement Speech, Dies
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