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Morgan Rae

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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My feed is all nuke fears and space travel so I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to witness a nuke go off from way up there.
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Trevor WH 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 he/him @elvis15.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
FREE ADVICE: so, there's a filmmaking concept called "business." "Business" is, essentially, the stuff your character does while talking. Fixing a car engine, ice skating, eating an ice cream cone, ducking gunfire. You gotta give your characters "business" so they're not just standing there yappin'.
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U.S. Federal Department of Propaganda @usfdop.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Me: Love me some Passover salad week. So great to eat healthy! Also me: I think I’ll eat 5 chocolate covered macaroons now.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 09/04/2025
The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Quit freaking out. Remember that in 10,000 B.C., when America had ZERO international trade, a family could afford a house like this on a single income.
A suburban caveman house
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Mom is currently complaining that her cell phone insurance is making her return her phone to get a brand new one. Friends, she just told me her phone is 14 years old. 🤯
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Hot tip: Before watching The Gorge, max out all of your picture settings for the brightest possible experience. You’ll miss the good parts of the film if you don’t do this from the get go.
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yappy b. yapperson @milfordthomas.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
i physically cannot stop laughing please help—it’s how long the last scream is
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Alycia the Artist 🪶 @alyciaart.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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onion person @junlper.beer · 14/02/2025
yup
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 13/02/2025
looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
It’s pretty obvious to me that Musk’s team is building the all encompassing X platform for payment processing, etc that’s he’s always dreamed of since his PayPal days and integrating it directly into/making it become the official US government platform for everything. USA powered by X.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Spent my recent vacation trying to explain this to everyone else on the trip.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
I am vacationing in a home with no bidets and I just really need Americans to universally accept them as standard at this point.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
when someone unfollows you the app should make the DOORSLAM.WAV from aol instant messenger
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
hey what's that squiggly thing on the ground? i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m -- how the worm got its name
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
That mushroom coffee brand constantly serving me influencer ads is definitely hitting the ground running today to seize their moment.
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TracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If you are single, picture what you think marriage is like. Wrong. You are both in Home Depot arguing over a light fixture.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
The adrenaline ebbed, and the exultation of a moment years in the making passed. Wile E. Coyote looked down at the bloody, mangled corpse of the bird at his feet, and wondered - what now? He looked up, squinting in the desert sun, and saw a vulture circling in the cloudless sky.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
When I need to practice this, I put on a Mr Beast video.
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Leen McBeans @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
hi jk is the meanest part of the alphabet
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Funny thing about the burrito discussion is that the leftover ingredients can be prepared in countless Mexican recipe ways to make new dishes every night of the week, more-so than any other meal choice out there. Tacos, quesadilla, nachos, etc. It could not be easier than with burrito ingredients!
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I asked what it would cost to create today. I will never forget his answer. “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Squid Games but the games are the NYT puzzles.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Washed up.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Does anyone else have the Super Mario music stuck in their head on repeat as they scroll today?
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
just thinking about how someone told me that pluto is in aquarius and the last time that happened, the american, french, and haitian revolutions popped off. just think that’s interesting.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’d love to see my iMessage wrapped where it tells me things like who I took the longest to respond to, who texts me way more than I text them, who I haven’t texted in a decade and should probably delete, and who gets the most emojis in their group chats.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ME , 3 TREATMENTS INTO MY ECZEMA INJECTIONS: So this is what they meant by being comfortable in your own skin.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Going to need to make a suggestion for book club soon and the titles sound way better than everything else we’ve read this year. 🤞
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Shout out to all the millennials whose parents have already asked them if they can help them with one thing on the computer on Thanksgiving day.
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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Imagine being the neighbor of a serial killer. They say they’re usually quiet and stay to themselves. Sounds pretty amazing
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Name a TV show you’re positive nobody remembers but you:
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Did Shaun White snowboard down Mount Everest this week? Where’s my #snowboarding peeps
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Amy Esposito @legendofamyann.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Are there any peer reviewed studies explaining why Trader Joe’s parking lots are so chaotic?
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
My one and only aurora borealis experience. Gilgo Beach, NY
Aurora Borealis at Gilgo Beach NY dock
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Tough morning for this guy.
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Morgan Rae @morganrae.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
GC’ed my own home lift over the past year and financed some of the funds through the NYS’s Resilient Retrofits pilot program. Was featured in today’s Newsday and hopefully gave some better news to gilgo beach! #longisland #homerenovation #gilgobeach
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