Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Me clicking on a restaurant website: I wonder when they're open and what they serve Restaurant website: O U R M I S S I O N 845922745
Peter Butler @1717pete.bsky.social · 18/01/2025"We care about our customers, we like to give them what they want" "Then tell me your opening hours and your menu now!!" 000
Joe1134206 @joe1134206.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Worst barbecue I ever had genuinely was called "Mission BBQ" and was super military and annoying. Murica 3210
Pat O'Leary @patoleary.bsky.social · 18/01/2025"Our Founders' political and culinary journeys began 45 years ago in Uzbekistan and Malmö... 080
Parentball @parentball.bsky.social · 18/01/2025theoatmeal.com/comics/resta...theoatmeal.comWhat I want from a restaurant website - The OatmealA list of things I'd like restaurant websites to provide. 2110
barbietours.bsky.social @barbietours.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Every business only has one "mission" and that is to make money. 060
Charcuterie Situation: A Jam Band Experience @charcoots.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I want a plate of chicken tenders, not a damn manifesto 0140
captainwest.bsky.social @captainwest.bsky.social · 18/01/2025So true! And you could spend a week looking for their phone number. 050
Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost @jallengrim.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Oh hey, cool. The menu is a .pdf that just downloaded to my phone. Definitely needed that instead of just looking at it. I'll just search for that file, I guess. Oh hey, look, no prices... 0541
Ana @annalyric.bsky.social · 18/01/2025You'd think a restaurant's mission would be pretty simple: serve food Anything beyond that, is a plate upcharge lol 030
🩷 cruel and unusual 🩷 @princessstupidity.bsky.social · 18/01/2025why do i have to pick a restaurant location and pick up time just to look at the menu. please it drives me crazy 0240
janerawlings8 @janerawlings8.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Unless a restaurant is feeding the poor for free, their mission is obvious and I don’t need to know it. 090
Martian Bleep Bloop @imadogchasingcarz.bsky.social · 18/01/2025But also full volume videos playing 010
Davies @davies46.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I appreciate looking up a recipe and having to scroll through the essay of what potatoes mean to the author before I can find out what kind to use. 040
VioletHaze @violetyhaze.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Oh my gosh, it’s like the recipe that tell you everything you never needed to know about banana bread🙄 050
Clios Fan Boy🗽🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇹🇼 🇨🇦 🇬🇱 @cliosfanboy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Including a 4K word essay about the restaurant's founder and food. "I was first inspired to start a restaurant selling pizza and food as a child when I visited a Chuck E Cheese for my 6th birthday party...." 060
Vicky Harp @vickyharp.com · 18/01/2025When you check the hours page and it says something like "with phase 1 restrictions no longer in effect in King County we are happy to announce a return to previous hours effective Monday" 0710
whopado.bsky.social @whopado.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Big splashy ad on Facebook for some restaurant, but it does not say where it is. I click on it and it is 1000 miles away. 010
Estimated Prophet @rescott.bsky.social · 17/01/2025And good luck finding a menu without pretending to order online. 3680
Lagzlot @lagzlot.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Reminds me of this comic. theoatmeal.com/comics/resta...theoatmeal.comWhat I want from a restaurant website - The OatmealA list of things I'd like restaurant websites to provide. 000
Jason Andrade @jasonandrade.bsky.social · 17/01/2025“I just need to call the restaurant to order food..” Restaurant website: “Scroll all the way past OUR MISSION and then click on Contact and then scroll past the web form which collects all your details to find the phone number” 1140
Kim 💚💙 SPNNJ26 @kimfangirl.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Also me: what’s the address so I can plug it into GPS? Website: please enjoy our catering menu Me: No, can you just tell me the city then? Website: read customer testimonials! Me: at least tell me what state you’re in CAN I DRIVE TO YOU OR ARE YOU IN CANADA Website: Tonight’s Specials! 🙃 1441
Lane, actually 🥄⚧️✊ @laneactually.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Narrator: When MBAs need side hustles, everything gets a vision statement 1111
Sandra Kay Miller @paintedhandfarm.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I’ve been on restaurant websites where they don’t even list the address or a telephone number. 1150
rosethornne @rosethornne.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I don't want my food to have a mission, I want it to sit politely on my plate until I eat it, whereupon it should be delicious. 010
Lee-in-Iowa 💙 @lee-in-iowa.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Recipe online. What ingredients do I need. Here’s how I learned this recipe while bicycling in Thailand. 41080
Janeski 🇨🇦🧶🧘🍁 @janiek.bsky.social · 18/01/2025My personal pet peace is every website that assumes you know what country they are in. As a Canadian, I spend a lot of time looking for location and shipping info. I don’t want to have to go thru the cart process to find out you don’t ship to Canada. The web is a big global place. 2210
kermel @kermelbar.bsky.social · 18/01/2025The way I want to throw hands when I see a “ooh, that looks delish” pic on IG and they don’t have their address in their profile. Like, do you want my business or nah? 030
Jamie @drinkcoffeerun.bsky.social · 18/01/2025There's a pub near me with a whole page detailing that they offer takeout meals. They list a phone number and talk in detail about how they have a weekly menu based on what ingredients are the best, but they don't list the menu!! You want me to phone up, blind?? And just ask what's available??? 090
Jesse Lagonda @jesselagonda.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Been across the country and ya that's a thing. Granted that's if the website works at all (and most of them dont) Though Google maps usual has everything i need to know 000
hummingbeeoOo 🟠👄🟠 @hummingbeeooo.bsky.social · 18/01/2025For real, why is everything Like This now 010
Demon P Citizen @noraisgayprobably.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Like, bish we already know your mission, it's to feed my some good ah food. 000
Chuck Walker @spacewolf321.bsky.social · 17/01/2025The worst is when the 'website’ is a Facebook page. 51382
FEARsten @k-a-aitch.bsky.social · 10/01/2026I just had to make 10 reservations for an upcoming trip and BOY are these restaurant websites f-to-the-ucked 130
scarletttanager.bsky.social @scarletttanager.bsky.social · 18/01/2025God forbid they post their freaking address!!! 030
mjc0961 @mjc0961.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Restaurant, unless your mission is to serve [menu here] during the times of [business hours here], I couldn't possibly care less 000
resistanceisnow.bsky.social @resistanceisnow.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Currently toggling between Bluesky and restaurants for lunch websites no interest in mission statements. 000
📺~CRT~📺 @crtvheadvt.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Don’t forget to spend 5 min to load a 30 Gb pdf of the menu. 11071
Lex @alfey-lex.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Deadass, like my mission is to eat food and not be broke afterwards, that's all. 060
Pickle-Fartz @pickle-fartz.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Let me tell you about this cool new space discovery…the hubble telescope was launched in…argh!! The AI voices are so aweful too. 000
TJOmaha @tjomaha.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Last night at 8:55... Check restaurant website - Open til 10 Try to order online - Service is down, but we are open til 10 Try calling to order - Our employees are busy making delicious food just for you. We are open til 10. *drive to restaurant* CLOSED - OPEN AGAIN AT 10...AM 050
elin @elinp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025and for the love of all things holy: an actual address along w those hours and menus. they seem to think i’m going wander aimlessly in the hopes of finding the place. 050
Mila Cann @milacann.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Clicked on a website for a local WALK-IN blood clinic last week. Top of the website: fax number. Finally found the address in the footer after some poking around. 🤦♀️ 190
SatOwlru Gojo @owlsys.bsky.social · 17/01/2025If their mission statement is longer than "We serve tasty food from this time to that time X days a week," I'm Nope'ing out and finding something else. 010
J Alexandria Brayshaw - Clinical Psychotherapist & Psychologist @moderateuk.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Everyone in Marketing is to blame. I'm very sorry. I didn't know what Marketing was until I was entirely dependent on it for my livelihood. Very very very sorry. I am now writing a TV series. Please forgive me. Promise to try harder. 020
Ilona Kemppainen @rouvakuolema.bsky.social · 18/01/2025And every educational institution: here’s our mission and our sponsors and an article from an alumni. When people are looking for the curriculum and the campus map and especially the people who work there 180
Daniel Philip Johnson @daniel-philips-enterprise.com · 18/01/2025They can be found using our QR code 030
LittleRedHot @littleredhot.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Next, photos of chef with tweezers placing tiny plants on a steak 1240
Jess ♑️ @transcendinglife.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Like bro, don’t tell me how I’m supposed to experience your restaurant. Give me your hours and I’ll come tell you what experience you offer. 000
Tynan is afk til 10/19 ⁂ @tynanpurdy.com · 17/01/2025correct restaurant website hierarchy is indeed HOURS MENU ORDER ONLINE ... whatever else ig 4160
dmark2222.bsky.social @dmark2222.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I couldn’t find the address to a restaurant one time I would think that’ll be a pretty important piece of info! 000
justfuntoday.bsky.social 🇨🇦 @justfuntoday.bsky.social · 18/01/2025This: Corporate Blah Blah instead of info, empty, meaningless (thus cheap) nothing instead of substance. The enshittification of -everything- is progressing rapidly. Nothing turns me off quicker than corp speak. 180
Reis Asher 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @landale.bsky.social · 10/01/2026When it’s a Squarespace template that hasn’t been updated since 2019 💀 010
tbisuk.bsky.social @tbisuk.bsky.social · 18/01/2025When you try to order a pop up window you can't close opens, ordering you to go the restaurant to learn how the small plates menu works. 030
Lorraine @memory260.bsky.social · 18/01/2025I wanted pizza. No phone numbers to order for three different places. Internet isn’t useful. 010
Jared Adams @jaredadams.bsky.social · 19/01/2025If you're a restaurant and your hours, address, phone number and "reservations" link aren't at the top of your website you're probably making 10-30% less than you could be. 000
Mon Mothra @flobbert.bsky.social · 18/01/2025<200 mb video of someone searing a salmon filet loads> 0110
