Reposted by moogalGeraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 8hSHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave 418646
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 47mCatching up on Sleb Traitors before bed, just so it’s safe to look at my feed again. 120
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 8hBloody hell MacOS, I'm sure you think it's really important every 5 minutes to pop up a little notification that GoogleUpdater has installed something or other, but I'm afraid you're the only one who gives a fuck. 010
Reposted by moogalChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 12hDecades ago, I needed to change a bulb in one of the lights on my first car. In the index of the manual I had no luck looking under 'b' for 'bulb', nor 'l' for 'light'. In the end, I was reduced to reading through the entire thing until I found it under 'h' for 'how to change the bulbs'. 1034314
Reposted by moogalPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 16hHere's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china. 7611181
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 15hColleague: "why do you have wet wipes on your desk?" Me: immediately spills yogurt on the keyboard Colleague: "Ah" 050
Reposted by moogalBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A shitty July and August left me with a load of credit card debt just trying to stay on top of things, so if I’ve entertained you and you feel like you can I have patreon with one tier that is £2, I also have a ko-fi page www.ko-fi.com/Bethanyblack love you allpatreon.comBethany Black — creating ComedyGet more from Bethany Black on Patreon. creating Comedy. Support Bethany Black and get exclusive access to their work. 0107
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Might have to make a Genius bar appointment to get my broken Delete key fixed after I completely failed to DIY it. Bet that'll be expensive. 000
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Tradespeople would make an absolute fortune from us autistic folks if they answered their emails so we didn't have to ring them. 031
Reposted by moogalTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026So you're saying I have to work every day and also look after myself and also look after my mental health and also be responsible all so I don't just spend my time screaming and the reward is not being allowed to scream all the time 27513
Reposted by moogalJames Alistair Henry @jamesbluecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Waterstones have picked Pagans as one of their Paperbacks of the Year, so in all stores at 20% off! 1410633
Reposted by moogalMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 16568291874
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Are you talking? Your mic is muted" No, I'm having a fucking coughing fit. If you have to shoehorn AI into everything, maybe use it to tell the difference. 030
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Got one of those notifications that I've made a payment on my credit card... but I don't remember what it's for. It's entirely plausible that I did, I just can't find any record of it. 110
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Catching up with Bake Off. "Make cookies" Great. "And decorate them" Why? The whole point of the damn things is that they don't need any fancy shit on top. #GBBO 140
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ah I forgot how trains at this time of night are full of arseholes who can’t sit on a seat properly, have a quiet phone call only they can hear, use headphones, or generally just sit down and shut the fuck up. Anyway, noise cancelling headphones deserve a Nobel prize. 160
Reposted by moogalEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no 57120
Reposted by moogalJonny Deane @jondeane.io · 23/09/2026Potential flatmate changed plans, so pushing this again.m.spareroom.co.ukExcellent double room. Clapham and Brixton.Clapham North : £1,100 pcm (inc bills). Excellent double room available 1st November. Convenient for Clapham and Brixton amenities and transport... 01015
Reposted by moogalThe Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Well this is marvellous to see! You wonderful people! If you have the means and like supporting lovely people doing brilliant (and hilarious, and moving) things, I heartily recommend this one! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe... 1106
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Controversial opinion on the West Coast nationalisation: it would be better to go from a competing to cooperative approach, and rather than fill up the local trains with Birmingham-London passengers on cheap fares, make it affordable for them to use the IC services so they're not crowding the locals 101
Reposted by moogalCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons 248244355688
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Because my brain is stupid, having put it off all weekend, I had an hour's cleaning blitz at 10pm, finally finished that sink, cleaned the kitchen and mopped through. 040
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So this weekend, to try to counteract a week of terrible mental health, I thought I'd get some housework done. We're now at about 3.30pm on the Sunday and I've cleaned a toilet and reorganised a cupboard. That's it. Haven't even cleaned the sink next to the toilet. 110
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Housework weekend isn't going amazingly - it's gone 1pm on the Sunday and so far all I've managed to do is sort out the cupboard in the utility room where I keep all my DIY stuff. It does mean I've put away DIY stuff that was lingering around the house though. 000
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A challenger: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYY8...youtube.comViewer Suggestions to Bake Fray Bentos Pies Better - Weird Stuff in a Can #214YouTube video by Atomic Shrimp 010
Reposted by moogalMark Watson @watsoncomedian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It's been happening forever, and will happen forever, that rich people fuck off to lower-tax areas and frame it as political defiance of some law they personally don't like. 'Seatbelts in cars make it impossible for me to deliver wealth.' 'Without smoking in pubs, how am I meant to...' 831664
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Realising that the love of my life might be a good jam doughnut. 010
Reposted by moogalKaye Elling @k000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OMG I've just realised what Google's AI search interference model is: An automated mansplainer. Think about it: Unsolicited ✅ Confident ✅ Frequently wrong ✅ 912230
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Note to self: when you are extremely tired, annoyed, depressed and generally in a shit mood, do not attempt to do hardware repairs to your computer. You will end up with a delete key you can't seem to reattach. 000
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My spam mailbox has started receiving junk mail in Japanese, which is at least a nice change from the usual repetitive crap. 030
Reposted by moogalweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't. 63106702527
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nearly had an absolute world-ending disaster: my kettle was refusing to switch on. Thankfully after a few attempts it started working again, so I can have some tea and life can continue. 030
Reposted by moogalJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Don’t worry, we’re punishing people for being lazy and unlucky and poor while refusing to even acknowledge the existence of people who are lazy and lucky and rich. All is well in this, the best of all possible worlds.” — All politicians, all the time, FFS 09929
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Me: quits app App: aha! Time to update. App updates. App: and now I shall reopen, even though I wasn't asked to, because I am of course indispensable. Me: fuck off. 110
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Things I’ve learnt so far today: 1. 35 minutes is not long enough to make it from a train at Euston to my East End dentist’s surgery. 2. I can walk from the tube station to the dentist (3/4 of a mile, 17 minutes according to Google maps) in just over 7 minutes, but I really shouldn’t. 100
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I don’t know who decided that if I’m listening to music on my phone and switch to some other app that thinks it wants audio, it should pause my music and take over, even if not actively playing anything. If I want to pause my music, I’ll be the one to do it, thank you. 031
moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026That was fucking weird. Put the computer upstairs to sleep, came down to the kitchen, heard something odd from upstairs. It had woken itself up and started playing music for no reason whatsoever. 130
Reposted by moogalPatrick Ness @patricknessbooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2026My favorite is when people who have no experience of a thing think they can talk all day about a thing. If you don't have ADHD, then how do you "know" it's over-diagnosed? If you don't need SSRIs, then how do you "know" others don't need them? This is literally basic empathy. 8701109
Reposted by moogalthe pickwicker man @pickwick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026One of the faultlines in society is between people who think we should prioritise making sure everyone who's eligible for something gets it, and people who think we should prioritise making sure that nobody who isn't eligible for something gets it 58629
Reposted by moogalBethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 21/09/202621st of September, time to re-up my Earth Wind Fire and Theft insurance. 08217
