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Jonny Deane

@jondeane.io
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London based creative tech person and theatre nerd. Queer AF. Hablo un poco de español. Crumbs on his jacketses. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 pics instagram.com/jondeane.io web jondeane.io

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29m
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 2h
Anyone want any mucus? I've got plenty of mucus. Good mucus. Mucus. £1.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 9h
Most TV is just this now.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 5h
Burnham's reindustrialisation should include doing the Delorean again in NI, but good.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 5h
The way these people think, they'd imagine that successful bands only spend their time listening to their own music.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 7h
Someone bring me drugs and soup
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 14h
Given up on bed as my sinuses are a nightmare zone. Which means I've discovered that itv is basically a YouTube lofi relaxing beats feed at this time of the morning. I remember when it'd be Prisoner Cell Block H.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 16h
He's totally been blasting PEDs without bothering to work out.
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beka valentine @bekavalentine.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
wanna know one of the dirty little secrets of how to make a cool science fiction set? this bad boy right here, the NFS 4 Freezer Spacer. this fucker shows up EVERYWHERE in scifi set design ceilings? check! floors? check! walls? check! tables? check! instant scifi vibe
a black freezer pallet spacer made of wide-corrugated plastic with cross ridges and grid holes (the majority are square, but there are vertical strips of long rectangular holes as well)
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 21h
I wish British telly would go back to doing ITC sort of stuff again. Weird as hell stuff in uncanny locations, like The Prisoner or The Champions. And I don't mean remake those. But, you know, not just grim detective shows or Toby Jones/Jason Watkins playing real guys.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 23h
I don't drink and I'll take the pints. This trend for testosterone testing is so silly.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 23h
Four pints. I’d rather four pints.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 29/09/2026
Why can't someone I already know and like need a room?
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 29/09/2026
The nazi data miners are giving people jobs! It's fine!
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10/10. No notes.
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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Jeff Sharlet @jeffsharlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I give up. I’m moving into a cave.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 29/09/2026
They also do this to guys. Guys do not actually know about cars. They're easier to con, because they won't admit that they don't.
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Elizabeth Taylor @elizabethtaylor47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This notion of bigoted beliefs being a protected characteristic like gender or race is just absolutely barmy. Those of us who’ve experienced genuine discrimination for who we are know there’s no comparison, and the political and legal collusion on this stuff is disastrous.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 29/09/2026
I love feeling ill. My Inspector Morse watching skyrockets and I get to see so many adverts begging for money for children who are absolutely screwed.
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Scott Coello @cribble.net · 29/09/2026
Really enjoying making cartoons on my phone. 🐸😁 #animation #loop #gif #frog #illustration #イラスト #roughanimator
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 29/09/2026
Reddit is a delight.
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Matt @itsmattagain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The poorest fifth of pensioners being better off than the poorest fifth of workers is just absolutely mad. The impoverished pensioner stereotype is shite. Working people frankly cannot keep carrying this.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 29/09/2026
My old man take is that kids have to put up with having a horrible sleepover sometimes.
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Stephen McGann @stephenmcgann.uk · 29/09/2026
My money's on Javier Bardem.
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stephen toast speech bubble meme
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
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Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Cloudflare @cloudflare.social · 28/09/2026
EmDash 1.0 is a stable, open source CMS built for Astro, with agent-friendly workflows, secure sandboxed plugins, and a decentralized registry that keeps publishers in control. cfl.re/4xKmgAN #BirthdayWeek
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EmDash 1.0: the stable CMS with a secure plugin registry
EmDash 1.0 is a stable, open source CMS built for Astro, with agent-friendly workflows, secure sandboxed plugins, and a decentralized registry that keeps publishers in control.
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LiLBaz @lilbazza.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Weird how we can instantly arrest the peaceful protesters on the most extreme of charges but it takes days to arrest the violent racists on the most minimal & penalty free of charges huh
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Robert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Hang on, I just need to check something from my automatic transcript of Healey's speech.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 28/09/2026
who do I petition to get someone to launch a Tate Morden, to confuse the tourists
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Tamar @heartinamber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mélenchon is going to lose to Marine Le Pen 70-30, then Anglo lefties will post videos of the inevitable riots against her government and go 'see, nobody does it like the French left, they're so cool!' and then said riots will disperse within a month having achieved approximately zero change
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 27/09/2026
The end of the condom brand train.
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Avanti to be nationalised 'to build railway that actually works for people'
As of March 2027, Avanti will be under public ownership rather than private, as part of the government's efforts to nationalise most passenger rail services in the UK
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 27/09/2026
Billionaires never ceasing to be big crybaby weirdos.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 27/09/2026
Me when the latest discourse hits
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The Fast Show: Ready for flex style
YouTube video by Bird Up
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 27/09/2026
I have no idea what anyone is talking about.
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Gabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 27/09/2026
I hate searching for flatmates so much.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 26/09/2026
peter thiel is another one of those guys who we are supposed to think is brilliant but every time he opens his mouth my first thought is “this guy sounds like an idiot”
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 26/09/2026
Flatmate's girlfriend is facetimeing family, and there's no indoor voice when that happens so there's just two Thai women shouting at each other in the other room and I have no idea if it's angry or not.
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Ben Ansell @benansell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every piece I read from the ex-Starmer crew has the same flavour- a bleeding over of their distaste for other more socially liberal colleagues in the Labour Party, which has been retro-fitted into an entire explanation for how politics should work, even as it failed when actually tested.
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Luke LeBrun @lukelebrun.ca · 26/09/2026
Tech companies suddenly decide they can, in fact, moderate content on their platforms after all
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No, PIP is not being made available to “recently medicalised layabouts”, you mad fucking bastard, have you ever tried applying for PIP for someone?
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 25/09/2026
Anyone missing out on a job because of this sort of bollocks are dodging a massive chode-shaped bullet.
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fundamentally, the median voter has had a tax cut since 2010 and the result is that nothing works.
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Jonny Deane @jondeane.io · 25/09/2026
This is a piss poor argument. I say that as someone vehemently against capital punishment. And its the same argument that's being used to disallow bodily autonomy for adults. Stop this bullshit.
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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