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The Woodlouse (John Butler)

@the-woodlouse.bsky.social
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Half man half muppet. Or Arthur Dent. Do Zombies Dream of Undead Sheep? (album & one-man/one-puppet musical) Catastrophic Selfie (new album) Horb in It’s a Superpower?? Othering people is bad. He/him thewoodlouse.co.uk youtube.com/@the-woodlouse

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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 9h
If £50 is a bit steep but you still want to support this season & get a shout out, $10 a month on Patreon gets you a name drop in every episode of APO plus all our other bonus content including ad-free It’s a Superpower??, 3x weekly bonus articles & so much more. When do we sleep, you ask? *weeps*
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Get more from The Daily Tism on Patreon. Join for free or become a member for just $1.50/month. Satirical autistic news site written by and for autistic…
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 7h
Gloriously bad advice on your own lives - get it here!
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 12/10/2026
BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is what greeted me as I went up the stairs to go to bed last night. A psychopath clearly lying in wait to murder me, her death-stare looming out of the darkness. For whatever reason she spared me and allowed me to live another day.
A view through a doorway into a dark room, from the top few stairs and across the landing. The face of a small white and tabby cat is just visible looking out from the darkness, lying in wait atop the bed.Zoomed-in view from the same position, showing the same cat‘s death-stare looming out from the darkness with greater clarity
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Look. Look. Look. It’s working.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
well done lads, it's 2026 & you've managed to allow the fucking Sun to position itself as slightly less hostile to people who support LGBT+ rights than The Big Supposedly Gay Dancing Show
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wrote a song with a nice tune and a jangly riff earlier, but wasn’t convinced by it. Just listened back and I’ve accidentally created the perfect late-90s early 00s vaguely social conscious, catchy, and ultimately meaningless pop song.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is my favourite Crowdfunder reward yet! We can’t wait to fuck you all up (complimentary)
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not the MET gala but the Pet gala! Glorify your glorious beasties, see @brainmage.bsky.social live-translate for Tilly the cat (famed as Butthole in It’s a Superpower??) and help raise funds for the brilliance of season 2 of It’s a Superpower??
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winston rowntree @winstonrowntree.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
TOO REAL
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 09/10/2026
The only friend an autistic person has at a party they are both attending is about to cruelly leave them to fend for themselves, according to eyewitnesses.
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Traitor! Only friend autistic person knows at party needs the toilet
The only friend an autistic person has at a party they are both attending is about to cruelly leave them to fend for themselves, according to eyewitnesses. Kit McGodden, 31, only came to the party on…
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is all excellent, but Everyone In This Room is Going To Perish has become my default angry song
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 09/10/2026
Me: Do you ever think about the fact that the hand you're shaking is probably the same one the other person uses to wipe their bum? Them: ... Me: Sorry to prompt, but isn't this where you normally say "no, I mean questions about the job?" Them: I'VE SHAKEN SO MANY HANDS TODAY. Oh GOD.
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just submitted an access support request for help with Arts Council grant application. Keeping fingers very much crossed! The ACE grant system is unwieldy and overwhelming, but they do at least recognise that and pay for some support when needed 🤞 Historically I've been shit at asking for support.
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Ed Sinclair @edsinclair.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When we see coordinated attacks on the legitimacy of trans people, of queer lifestyles, of diagnoses of ADHD and autism - it is because these things threaten the assumptions of capitalism, and therefore the economy and the state. It’s not *just* that the right always needs fresh scapegoats.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What toll? People thinking they’re autistic instead of just weird? The horrors.
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
Even from a dry economic perspective, giving people access to timely assessment will save the NHS money in mental health support, and means that more of us can work. It feels ideological at this point.
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Dr Katie Twomey @k2mey.eurosky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh happy days we are on the news again, with people telling us we don't exist, and I'm listening as I wait to do the therapy that's the only thing that stopped me falling off a mental health cliff after my late autism diagnosis.
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You’ve been warned, parents.
MOVIE REVIEW
I Called Him Morgan
*** (Out of four stars)
• Directed by Kasper Collin.
Distributed by Submarine Deluxe.
• Running time: 1 hour, 29 mins.
• Parent's guide: Not rated (adult themes, drug use, murder, jazz).

[I circled JAZZ in red]
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The same company that doesn't pay artists seems to always find the money to pay this jackass. If you're still using Spotify... why? Pretty much every alternative is better in every way.
variety.com
Joe Rogan Renews Nine-Figure Spotify Deal
Spotify and Joe Rogan have entered into a new multiyear licensing agreement, continuing a relationship that began in 2020 for his hugely popular podcast.
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In other TV related news, what the hell is with Taskmaster not starting until 5 past 9? Change! Unexpected change!
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Toolbox upgrade! (Catching up on No Longer Richard Osman’s House of Games)
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This morning we're discussing what it means to be ethnically English. Coming up later we tackle the climate change debate and for today's phone-in we're asking "How much arsenic should you give a child?" Let us know what you think. But first, what happens if I put my entire head into this dark hole?
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 07/10/2026
More details about the Pet Gala here
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It's a Superpower?? fundraising event - the Pet Gala | The Daily Tism
Dear TDT fam, Thank you so much for all of your incredible support for our It's a Superpower?? crowdfunder. We have been blown away by the g
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I choked eating a grape while lying down the other day, almost immediately after having confidently brushed aside warnings of the hazards of doing so. The pride to fall turnaround was SWIFT. Then I choked more because I was laughing so hard at the irony of the situation.
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Gregory Norminton @gregorynorminton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Fuck your children's lung development - Vote Reform". If populist election slogans were honest.
bbc.co.uk
Bradford Council leader 'confident' of scrapping Clean Air Zone fees
Stephen Place says he is still committed to "stop charging people" for driving around Bradford.
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We are now just £58 from our next milestone & inclusion in the baking booklet of the best honey cake recipe Sophie’s ever found
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 07/10/2026
Announcing the most exciting crowdfunding event - The Daily Tism presents: the Pet Gala. Join Tilly Gibbs & translator @brainmage.bsky.social on 22nd Nov for an evening of wall-to-wall cuteness to raise funds for It’s a Superpower?? Tickets are on sale here: www.crowdfunder.co.uk/checkout/its...
PEL GALA
THE DAILY TISM
22 NOV 6PM GMT

Image of Tilly the tabby cat looking stern and beautiful 

Bar code with numbers 63757374617264
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Gavin Deichen @gdeichen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I read that as zombies and thought of @the-woodlouse.bsky.social
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Website layout and blank space accidentally conveying the reality of support for neurodivergents (there were some things further down the page)
At top of a large white screen are the words “Resources for Neurodiversity: A Guide to Funding and Grant Options”
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Coherent Comedy @coherentcomedy.com · 03/10/2026
Our birthday show is Monday night!!! Featuring the amazing @leslieis.cool @brainmage.bsky.social @davidstrathdee.bsky.social Laura Kojo Get those tickets and join us. www.eventbrite.com/e/coherent-c...
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Coherent Comedy
Monthly accessible online comedy night for new and experienced acts - for people who love comedy but are wary of the outside.
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can we nudge it up to £7000 and an additional magic (but real-world delicious) bake recipe from Sophie?
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Heather Paterson @heatherpaterson.co.uk · 03/10/2026
EVERY UK MP needs to read this You are all part of a government that is creating a situation so hostile and unsafe that people are leaving the country This is not an isolated case. You have the power to do something about this.
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
22% funded! Creeping closer to 25%, which would be a lovely thing to see at the end of the first week of the crowdfunder. #ROBOTcar www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Archer's little brother @archera.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@thedailytism.com are ghost stories that basically make it like Halloween every day. Well done on a terrifyingly accurate first article!
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My first @thedailytism.com article, locked away safely in the Patreon-only section so you'll have to subscribe to read it. The good news is, if you subscribe you get to read many more articles by much more talented writers than me, AND support the Daily Tism! www.patreon.com/TheDailyTism...
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Glitch on autistic man’s software “deliberate and personal”, admits company | The Daily Tism
Glitch on autistic man’s software “deliberate and personal”, admits company by The Daily Tism on Patreon. Join The Daily Tism's community for exclusive content and updates.
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Hare LockwoOoOoOod @harelockwood.com · 01/10/2026
We are 20% funded(!!!) for series two of It's A Superpower?? and all keep happy-crying.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 01/10/2026
Every £1k raised a bonus beloved recipe is going into the booklet!
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It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another meeting about development work on the Zombies show and getting the new improved version seen by more people. I need to do a bunch of tasks and talk (email...) bunch of people, but plans are beginning to come together. Yaay!
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The comments on this are so lovely, about Season 1 and why and how much people want more of it! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe... #ROBOTcar
crowdfunder.co.uk
It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's Sara's birthday! Why not sling her some ARTS FUNDING like some sort of POPE?
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just dropped my phone and said “OWWWW!” in sympathy as I watched it bounce off the wooden bed frame, and only afterwards realised it wasn’t me that got hurt (phone is also fine).
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
crowdfunder.co.uk
It's a Superpower?? Season Two
To fund season 2 of It's a Superpower?? the first audio sitcom by & for autistic people - & pay our amazing team an industry rate
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Sara Gibbs is Scary Enough Already @sararoseg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We currently have £708 until we hit our initial goal of £5k by the end of my birthday tomorrow. We’re playing for the inclusion of my top-secret family chocolate cake recipe in Sophie’s booklet!
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Ded Of Fannyside @edoffannyside.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this an episode of "It's a Superpower?" #ROBOTcar
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need to read more of the thread when I have time. I need more information about the apology lobster.
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Well this is marvellous to see! You wonderful people! If you have the means and like supporting lovely people doing brilliant (and hilarious, and moving) things, I heartily recommend this one! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...
Screenshot of The Daily Tism’s crowdfunder page for It’s a Superpower?? Season 2, showing £4220 (14% of target) towards the end day 3 (with 81 days to go)
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve had this beastie staying for the last month while building work was happening at her home. She went home yesterday and I keep thinking I see her prowling around the edges of rooms / my vision.
A white and tabby cat with a a 90’s tabby fringe, curled up in peaceful sleep, her little toes resting on her tail beneath her headA white and tabby cat sprawled on the bed, her front paws reaching down toward the camera, the soft pads showing on one delicate foot
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The Woodlouse (John Butler) @the-woodlouse.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ever feel like time is a mischievous and cantankerous sod, sliding away from all the things where you’d like it go more slowly? Then this is the song for you. youtu.be/36CLuDC19_k #music
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The Woodlouse: Time is a Slippery Bastard (official music video)
YouTube video by The Woodlouse
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