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@moogal.bsky.social
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Unintentional dickhead. Probably wishing he was on a roller coaster. he/him

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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 2h
"but might walk funny afterwards"
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 3h
Mine arrived the other day, and I can't remember if Past-Me ordered it for myself or as a gift for someone.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 4h
Cut cut cut cut. Every single national asset seems to be in a constant cycle of cuts. How is it that we were able to afford to have useful things back in the day, yet with supposed modern efficiencies, we can't? (rhetorical question, I don't need explanations, it's just very frustrating to see)
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 5h
Mine neither - I mean, I haven't ordered anything on there in several years, but it's got plenty of history.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 5h
Either that or they're all crew using their freebies.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 6h
Oh god, what did they do now?
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 8h
Already happening in a lot of places.
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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 8h
NO ONE WANTS THIS 😭😭😭😭
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 20h
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh right, I'm straight into Tracks view so don't see a Top Results. But even then it's very odd that the Tracks results are a load of poor matches and don't include the actual track, even though they have it.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's really weird. Are you using the desktop app or a mobile one? Wondering if they're different...
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I really want to love @qobuz.com but the search just doesn't work at all. Search for "Doctor Worm". None of the results are the well-known TMBG song. OK, so I search "Doctor Worm They Might Be Giants" Somehow the results are worse.
Search results for Doctor Worm on Qobuz.Search results for Doctor Worm They Might Be Giants. None of the songs are Doctor Worm by They Might Be Giants.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sure, but there's also plenty of places where it is practical but as with everything lacks the political will (and thus funding) to do it. And ASDO is more of a workaround than a solution - doing a "you must be in the front X carriages" thing is not very passenger-friendly.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Something that continues to drive me nuts is where services are busy enough for longer trains but we seem incapable of lengthening platforms to accommodate them. Even as a rolling programme where a few a year get done would be a start.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“We were worried you weren’t enough of a stereotype…”
Instagram recommendations for Andrew Lloyd Webber musicals and jockstraps
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm really hoping they don't get rid of him too early, he's far too entertaining to lose.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You're doing it, which is better than nothing. *hugs*
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The thing that's really killed most of them for me was when they got rid of chronological sorting. Makes it absolutely useless for anything time-sensitive, like "I've got a spare theatre ticket for tonight, anyone want to come?" or "anyone want to go to the cinema tomorro?"
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In this case it's more "casual" stuff like antacids or antihistamines/paracetamol/etc.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm terrible at remembering to take the "with food" ones at the point where I'm actually eating.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Working only in Edge is an "interesting" choice.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like to use my blister packs in order, but I get annoyed if I've reached for one in the night and the next day find I accidentally started the other end.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We once spent an entire week eating at Little Chefs while camping in Wales, as it was raining too much to get the camp stove working.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was watching a YouTube video yesterday and the British presenter pronounced Hertfordshire in the American way and it was so distracting I couldn't continue with it, whether or not the video was interesting.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Very much the Nelson-from-The-Simpsons "Ha ha!" gif.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh dear :(
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not sure they've ever suited mine. I'm not a hookup type of person and never have been.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There's only about 4 gays within 10 miles, it seems, so they're kind of pointless here.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goodness knows, I'm quite out of touch.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Are you on Grindr again?
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome to Royston Vasey. You'll never leave!
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They banned Judy Blume?!
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would expect nothing less. She's incredible.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breakfast of champions.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Do people *actually* pay almost £200 a seat for a theatre ticket?
Seating plan from a ticket booking website, showing prices up to £198.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh fuck off. That's about the 15th one of these in the past 2 days.
Another bot account called Julie + random emoji.

Photo is of some guy.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ohhh I had some of these in France, they were good. There's a severe lack of cheese-flavoured crisps available over here. Cheese-and-onion doesn't count.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My hair is so full of secrets it barely fits through the door.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can think of a few who might need repairs...
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Still wearing too much.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What I really love is having a 5.45am alarm, but waking up at 2.30am and not being able to get back to sleep...
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's the Ed Gamble / David Baddiel reaction again.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The speed at which it gets dark is what really throws me. It's like, I finish work at 6, it's light, walk down the stairs... it's dark.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh god, I hate it when that happens.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fibre broadband contract is up this month so doing some comparisons, but I've never heard of half the brands it's throwing up now.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's not a bad idea actually. I already have "fake" meetings in the morning to block out my calendar before 10am, because a) I work with people in different timezones who don't understand I don't start til 9.30am, and b) I need to drink at least one large mug of tea before doing anything useful.
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My team agreed a "no meetings Friday" policy... which then left my calendar empty for EVERY OTHER TEAM to fill it, to the point where I have had more meetings today than the rest of the week put together. I don't even drink and I need one.
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Vix Leyton @vixleyton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sheffield! This is Sunday. My award losing Edinburgh fringe 4* comedy lecture about pettiness with @andrewoneillcomedy.bsky.social + Hannah Braggins at the civilised time of 4pm. Say QUACKS - well, write it in the discount box but also, why not say it out loud - and tix may even be free?🎫
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moogal @moogal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm going to be being chased around dark corridors in Thorpe Park by people dressed as monsters.
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