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I am Europe. I’m socialist lingerie. I am diplomatic techno. Who am I?

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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 10h
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 17h
Love this!
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TableTopBill @tabletopbill.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rubio confirms foreign actor behind plot against UK airbase identified
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Neil Norman And His Cosmic Orchestra @fubsyshabaroon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#ThingsIJustSawOnline
Graffiti that says ‘GARETH GATES IS
75% LUNCHEON MEAT & 25% 2ND CLASS
STAMPS.’
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is this the thing that Andrew Weatherall threatened to play or turn into some Balearic anthem?
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some wonderful comic timing from Sea Breeze here.
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Des @desdelboy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
On Film4 tonight 11:50 Virgin media ch 428/430 youtu.be/hChf0hmh0fM?...
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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80s Music - STARCK CLUB @starckclub.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Written by #Chicago house legend #MarshallJefferson, #Cleveland native #CeCeRogers 1987 #DeepHouse 12” “Someday” was the first #House record to be released by a major label. The Starck fave became a genre classic with critic #TedPrice calling it “the best house record ever” youtu.be/2VD_uWNLJCg
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CeCe Rogers Someday
YouTube video by CeCe Rogers
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Laps and lengths mind….
A Captain Tom gloryhole designed by Banksy for David Walliams holiday home in Llanelli.
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Fionna O’Leary @fascinatorfun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy Jesus, Mary Immaculate and all the fucking saints. How can anyone who has been both ELECTED and PAID SO MUCH be so GOBSMACKINGLY stupid and ignorant? How? How is it possible that her husband and children don’t stop her? Are they all sucking at her money teat? I just don’t get it.
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
britmap · 26 SEPTEMBER 2026 ● 89 ◐ 72 ● 100 ◐ 44 ○ 15 Total: 538/1000 · www.britm.app Oh god
britm.app
britmap
The daily British history map puzzle.
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
♥️🇵🇸 November 8 Concert 🎶 @unionchapeluk.bsky.social for @amostrust.bsky.social responding to the urgent need for breast screening treatment in #Gaza , currently there is 1 mammogram machine operational in the region . Pls join us 🎫 www.gigantic.com/tanita-tikar... 🙏🏽 Love ❤️ tt
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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day 🩷
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A bit late to the whole ‘Colin from Accounts’ thing, but it’s great isn’t it?! Been watching a couple of episodes each night with my wife, just finished the first series - so well written and funny and emotionally taut. So, so great. Really refreshing.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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SEBASTIEN TELLIER LA RITOURNELLE
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
static.klipy.com
Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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SAINT ETIENNE KISS AND MAKE UP
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Casket Based @cineblah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm making a documentary about the RLNI situation and I am contacting various organisations. However I thought I'd turn to bluesky as well, I'm looking to interview people either connected to the RNLI, to refugees/those working with refugees and also with counter-protestors. Please share.
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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Nationalism does nothing but teach you to hate people you never met, and to take pride in accomplishments you had no part in.

Doug Stanhope
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
How lovely to see Derrick Griffiths on the TV tonight.
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Baroness Floella Benjamin @floellabenjamin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thank you everyone for your happy birthday wishes especially from my #Playschool Babies. I feel truly blessed. Sending virtual hugs to you all full of joy and happiness. Keep smiling ❤️❤️
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thread du jour-
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Youngy @mancversusfood.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All this Danny Thommo stuff makes me think of a family tradition we do every Boxing Day, and no its not all going stabbing lifeboats and intimidating lifeguards! Sorry longish thread as its a great story of actual heroes that should make us all feel patriotic.
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just read this Chris Mason piece which is the top news story on the BBC app. Fuck me. How is this lickspittle even employed? I don’t think he has a spine either.
A lickspittle writes…
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Andrew Male @andrewmale.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bizarre things that happened in your assembly: A neighbour of one of the teachers gave us a five-minute lecture about kwashiorkor which involved him reciting a list of his favourite words (yes, ‘kwashiorkor’ was one of them). Included the unforgettable phrase, “Diarrhoea, another beautiful word.”
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“Homeless Jesus” bronze sculpture, 2nd & Stewart, Seattle. (zoom to feet) Canadian artist: Timothy Schmaltz Real Christians adhere to this principle: “For I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me." -Matthew 25:35
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Pet Shop Boys @handle.invalid · 22/09/2026
Pet Shop Boys’ classic "Suburbia" was released #OnThisDay 40 years ago. The music video was directed by Eric Watson and filmed in the suburbs of San Bernardino and Duarte in Los Angeles and in Kingston-upon-Thames in Greater London.
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andromedadurham.bsky.social @andromedadurham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
#Norfolk Massive beach at Brancaster. That bloke's been popping up everywhere since I found the old whistle. Getting on my wick tbh.
Black and white photo of an enormous beach in portrait mode. Tiny figure at the horizon point.
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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Did my first proper big belly laugh in a very long time to this. Magnificent.
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Fiery Mark @fierymark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Edinburgh folk - what help can you give?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, sorry - I was crossing the streams
youtu.be
Nihilist Penguin (Werner Herzog)
YouTube video by Seppe
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"Fantastic news Latest records show that RNLI donations have increased by 5000% over the past couple of weeks after far-right backlash. The RNLI is on track to record its highest annual fundraising total in its almost 200-year history" via Daniel Lismore Donate here rnli.org/support-us/g...
rnli.org
Donate to the RNLI and help save lives at sea
Your donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here.
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Jay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted.
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Charlotte Church roasting Ed Sheeran over a Dead Kennedy's cover
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can't believe I made it to 79. I mean, holy cow!
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Rick Burin @rickburin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Elvis was a hero to most But he never meant shit to me To you To me To you
Paul Chuckle from the Chuckle Brothers with Chuck D and Flavor Flav from Public Enemy
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
Spontaneous human combustion isn't nearly as much of a problem as I thought it would be when I was a kid.

anon_opin GOLD from 28th September 2023
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to think that every single one of us is descended from either Fred & Wilma Flinstone or Barney & Betty Rubble.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Barbara is fun
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yesterday, but instead of The Beatles nobody has heard of Ed Sheeran
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#sipnspin Terre’s Neu Wuss Fusion - Sex on a Real Train… it’s not on YouTube but is brilliant. And the coffee and toasted pancakes I’ve just had in the makeshift front room kitchen. Have a great Sunday everyone.
Pancakes and coffeeTerre’s Neu Wuss Fusion
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#raveyardshift going for this one tonight. Would be the peaktime record at the Rhino Club in Southampton on a Saturday night in 1993. youtu.be/DU13uRKZlWc?...
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D:Ream - U R The Best Thing (Sasha Full MIx)
YouTube video by barflysyc
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Steve @monkeytennis.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s just past midnight and I’m hoping tomorrow that I can get this old laptop to work properly and todo some stuff in the temporary ‘music room’. Good night all.
A shonky set up of janky laptop, MPC keyboard, mixing desk and speakers.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Fourfoot @fourfoot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’ve called the lads together. Nico, Crouchy and Defoe. We’re gonna run the lifeboats. Crouchy can’t swim but he can paddle out a long way.”
Harry Redknapp, the Timothy Spall of football, leaning out of a car to tell a journalist he’s spunked someone else’s money on Hermann Hreidarsson.
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𝐃𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐬 𝐆𝐮𝐚𝐧𝐨 @agnes-guano.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday feeling! Mr Spooner and Mr Humphries with their ice cream stall.
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Lego Lost At Sea @legolostatsea.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fragments of people's lives, washed up on the beach.
Miscellaneous beach finds laid out on a black background. Among the colourful finds featured are false nails, finger prickers, toy soldiers, toy animals, fake flowers and foliage, a plastic nose, Lego, a soy sauce fish and a covid test kit.
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