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Dan Wade

@dwade.bsky.social
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Woe. Frolic. Dread. Malice.

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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 11h
Going from '28 VP option to laughingstock in one terrible TV moment, Eric Schmitt has become the Bobby Jindal of a new generation.
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Douglas Farmer @douglasfarmer.bsky.social · 12h
Worth the read, unsurprisingly. The moment that got me, though, is brief and way down toward the end, but I remember noticing it when it happened. KAT hugging Patrick Ewing was 1) vintage KAT 2) so damn emotional.
The legends of the past came along for the ride as well. Patrick Ewing, the man who patrolled the Garden’s paint for 15 seasons and came up achingly short of delivering a title, bonded with KAT over their shared experience of manning the middle in blue and orange. 

In the moments after the Knicks clinched the title, Towns searched out Ewing for an embrace, centers old and new, a victory for both of them. A few days later, Ewing sent Towns a text message thanking him for sharing that moment.

“I’m still pinching myself,” the message read. “I really appreciate you searching me out because that made it more special for me.”

Jordyn watched the interaction while standing next to one of Ewing’s daughters.

“She was crying, and she told me that this healed something inside of her dad,” she said.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 14h
The funniest part of the public comments on the proposal to fund Mayor Her's defense isn't the 101-0 ratio, though that is very funny. It's their software which automatically censors words without looking for spaces, leaving words like incumbent, assess, embarass, etc. almost inscrutable.
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Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI
Image of a child lying facedown on a froze lake.  above is the portal where you ask AI questions about government services.  the question matching this image is:  "How can I invest in my child's future?"
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. Do you, Sen. Schmitt?
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This thread is very good and very important to understand, especially given the AI regulation debate. Even assuming good faith among actors (note: do not do this), Congress is weighing opinions from factions with disparate points of view without a strong factual foundation. It's an impossible ask.
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Martin Calladine @uglygame.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I say again, this conduct is fundamentally incompatible with CFG remaining the owners of a Premier League club. bsky.app/profile/ugly...
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Wonderwall @mnwonderwall.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Want to learn more about next year's sprint season? Want to meet the new #MNUFC CEO? Of course you do! RSVP here mnufc.formstack.com/forms/2026_q... for a happy hour this Wednesday at La Doña Cervecería along with members of the @mndarkclouds.bsky.social, @redloons.bsky.social, and TNE!
An image of Minnesota United Fans with a dark overlay in the background. On top of that is the Minnesota United logo. Underneath that in big blue letters is Wonderwall happy hour. Under that in smaller white letters is SEP 30 | 5-7PM | LA DOÑA CERVECERÍA and underneath that in smaller blue letters “Hear from CEO Christina Hennington and learn about Supporters Season Tickets.”
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 29/09/2026
he’s 38 and i do believe this is the face any bluesky user would make before being put at quarterback on monday night football
oh god i’m old
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Mark Peifer (He, him) @peiferlabunc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today's winning Biology All email--in fact this is a contender for best this year
Hi all,

We received a package with no name to GSB 2144 with 80 sheep brains in it. If you are expecting this package, please reach out and we can coordinate the pickup!

Best wishes,
Jenna
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Gavin Alexander @gavin83bay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quite an achievement to get the man's name wrong twice in the same post.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There's part of me that thinks this might blow up in the Vikings' face because she's still so young, but... Nah.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Welcome back, Thrashers!
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Casey G. @caseyg.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
After being otherworldly all season, Miles looks like a rookie, and the Lynx can’t cope.
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El Brento @andbrent.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My wife to me when she bakes cookies.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the Fullcast this week, @edsbs.bsky.social said that the difference between Taylor’s ball and another pro’s is almost the same as the difference between a pro and a normal person. Watching this pass, hard to disagree with that.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I never know what is or isn’t targeting, but man it seems like Mizzou just got away with one.
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Ben Schleuss @benschleuss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Listed under ‘attractive nuisance’ in the dictionary.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Strawberries are delicious
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
"china is charging their cars in less time than it takes you to fill up your F-150" is the kind of banal jingoism i always assumed would get us finally kicking it up a notch on serious infrastructure buildout but we were a lot more directly addicted to gasoline in addition to racism than i thought
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm not saying Delta's on-hold music and ads are designed to force people to use their chatbot, I'm just saying the end result if that were the case would be indistinguishable from what they have now.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Apparently I can get 20% off my first costco order on doordash and you know, I had just been thinking I could use the new Pokemon pinball table...
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The inflection on the last word of this clip is the most Minnesota sound I’ve ever heard.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
(Airport!) might be the most unintentionally funny thing he’s done this term.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A whole bunch of the worst people you know are about to learn what is actually in Wealth of Nations and, Lord willing, On The Theory of Moral Sentiments.
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bummer that no one at the Star Tribune has access to the Internet and couldn’t find all the examples of Tafoya talking about how much she hates Minnesota!
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Pretty much a given Palantir buys them, right?
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Low-energy Louis XIV smh
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Chris Ingraham @cingraham.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Incredible Facebook slop ad I just got
Horse pin with an illustration of a horse and the following text:
"Give a man a horse he'll eat in a day, teach a man to horse. and make him drinks water."
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a big part of why I don't put much stock in the KSTP poll showing a dead heat between Peggy Flanagan and Michele Tafoya. I'm not buying that in Minnesota, a state that felt the full weight of the Trump administration's malice, is 10ish points redder than the national average.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is an awesome gesture and I honestly kind of dig the synthwave bear!
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is just called depression.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Kash Patel is furious about this.
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
President Trump is 0-2 against pools.
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nick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
happy fat bear week to all who celebrate explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity...
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Dr. Bradley Onishi @bradleyonishi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you that Hegseth is running the military like a megachurch youth pastor, which as a former megachurch youth pastor I can tell you is a bad idea.
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just walked by a hawk ripping apart a pigeon it had taken down and hooo boy does that feel like an ill-omen…
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 18/09/2026
dude's going to chuck that in the chicago river next march
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As much as I loved reading Doonesbury collections growing up, I’m not super excited about living through the reboot…
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Mara Abolish I.C.E. @mauratwit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t know why @takeactionmn.bsky.social won’t post on the lefty site here, but anyway.:. They’re having an I Voted sticker contest! 🚨MINNESOTANS ONLY NO Ai, create real art! Get your kids involved! secure.ngpvan.com/K3VGde4NEkuo...
From Take Action Mn Instagram 

TAKE
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VOTED
AN UNOFFICIAL
STICKER CONTESTEntries must be submitted by Sunday, September 27th at 5pm. A winner will be announced by October 6th.
Design Guidelines
• All-ages!! Have your kids bust out those crayons!
@ Artist must currently live in Minnesota.
& Artwork must be original, non-Al generated, and not contain copyrighted or trademarked designs.
• Designs must be themed around voting. Themes explore:
-Voting early and in-person
-Bringing a friend/family member/ neighbor to vote
-Demanding the leaders WE choose as voters are seated
•Entries can be created using your preferred method (digital, paint, crayon, mixed media, etc.) but will be printed as a 1.5in x 1.5in sticker.
• When submitting your entry, provide as high quality of resolution as possible.
* Be creative and HAVE FUN!!!The winner's sticker will be printed as a 1.5in x 1.5in circle.
Stickers will be distributed by TakeAction members at our doorknocking events this election season!
Entries must be submitted by Sunday, September 27th at 5pm!
Enter your sticker design at bit.ly/TAMNsticker
A winner will be announced by October 6th.
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Jack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 17/09/2026
Two notes here: 1. Hard to convey how unusual it is for an admin to be pitted against this many religious groups in *so many different ways* all at the same time in court. The Trump admin is an outlier here. 2. I’m a religion reporter, but unclear why this trend hasn’t gotten more attention.
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I don’t think I need to tell anybody this but don’t do this (unless you normally get a large refund in which case you should have done it a long time ago) because you will owe and you will likely owe a penalty. this is some very desperate shit that won’t come home to roost until after the midterms
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We actually don't have to take all polls seriously.
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Black Hart of Saint Paul @blackhartstp.com · 16/09/2026
Out of love and gratitude for Summit Brewing and in hopes they make it through any financial problems we are making Summit EPA $5 (that’s like 4 plus tax homies) for the rest of the month.
static.klipy.com
Cheers to Beer Time
ALT: Cheers to Beer Time
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In sum, the Fed acknowledges that inflation needs to be tamed but that the economy overall is strong, which is what is fueling the bond market. Baked into that is a massive bet on AI transforming worker productivity. The problem is, we're not seeing that yet outside of narrow use-cases...
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I'mNotAHRHitter @imnotahrhitter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh it's going to be really really bad
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