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Pat Casey

@patcasey.bsky.social
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Screenwriter (Sonic the Hedgehog movies, Violent Night). Violent Night 2 in theaters December 4, 2026!

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Matt Anderson @mattbegins.bsky.social · 2h
Batman won’t rest until Lou Bega has been brought to justice.
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 3h
When investigating crimes is outlawed, only outlaws will investigate crimes
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 20h
the Pope intervening with God to win the White Sox a world championship would do more to prove the existence of God than any other single thing that could ever happen
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 20h
this Lynx game is just depressing, oof
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of the four seasons (Summer, Autumn, Winter and Spring), Spring has by far the worst name. We gotta rebrand this season. What should we call it?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Introducing Gurpo
A drawing of a small blobby figure inside of an enclosure with string coming off it, with text saying "introducing Gurpo, the new wearable personal assistant. Gurpo is not a computer program, he's a real tiny guy who is trapped inside your medallion necklace. 
Gurpo hates you, but is incapable of doing anything about it, and he has to answer your questions or he gets electrocuted. It's non-lethal.
If you shake his enclosure hard enough, gurpo will throw up!"
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Elizabeth Cantwell @eccantwell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Here to tell you that the chemistry and tension in this scene still hits for 2026 teenagers, as evidenced by the very vocal reactions of my students today
Dorothy Malone and Humphrey Bogart in the bookstore scene in 1946’s The Big Sleep
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BeshearStan @beshearstan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
God I love Angie Nixon. I hope she wins
Now @AshleyMoodyFL. Why would I want to abolish the police when I want you arrested and in jail for stealing $10 million from sick kids? BFFR
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyler Murray plays quarterback like Dewey Cox. When he drops back, before he can throw the football he's gotta pause and remember his whole life
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A couple of really horrendous late game pass interference calls on the defenses at the end of the Ravens/Cowboys game and the Broncos/Rams game, when both were actually OPI. Justice ultimately prevailed in the Ravens game, at least.
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nix was short
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Refs wanna make themselves the star tonight
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That's a dogshit interference call on the Rams. Defender as the right to go for the ball! The receiver was the one interfering. He didn't make a play on the ball! This game should be over. Rams win
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This pass interference call against the Ravens is the worst call I’ve ever seen in my life. Those refs should never know peace
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Kyler stinks
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m very turned over so much of my thinking to AI that I can’t remember my own name. At every meal I ask AI which bodily orifice to shove the food into. I’m always surprised by the answer
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This Vikings offense stinks
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drake Maye is washed up, he's over. Patriots should trade him and picks for JJ McCarthy (McCarthy has a higher career win percentage - it's true! Look it up!)
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 26/01/2026
"ai" is not a genie that can't be put back in a bottle, it's a pillar of smoke that dissipates unless you keep burning money
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Here’s a cost-savings tip: instead of buying a new car every time you want to drive someplace, buy ONE car and re-use it! Not a lot of people know this but by putting more gasoline in your car’s gas tank, you can extend its useful life!
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ironic that the Bears have built a world-class offense that ceases to function in bad weather. If they want to make a real playoff run it's absolutely ESSENTIAL that they avoid home playoff games
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nathan Fillion's Guy Gardner is really more like Booster Gold than the comics version of Guy Gardner. Comics Guy would never give a shit about optics or branding
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Kerry Callen @kerrycallen.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When I come across an unused penciled page by an old master, in this case Jack Kirby, I love trying my hand at inking it. But, then it feels incomplete without dialog and color, so I do that too. Btw, does Hulk have extra tough hair, like Superman? Has it ever been addressed?
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh so other people can wear whatever clothes they want but I can't hunt human beings for sport? So much for the tolerant left
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Kevin O'Connell might be a decent head coach but he's one of the worst play-callers I've ever seen
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Put in JJ McCarthy
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
One if by land, two if by sea. Three if by air. Four if conveyed underground by a craft with an enormous drill attached to the front. Five if by Stargate or other teleportation technology. Six if they have already been here, undercover, the entire time and are now activating their sleeper cells.
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump literally said "it's a ban on the free press" out loud
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
People really seem to be enjoying this NEAGLEY show but can I just say, in a vacuum, that is not a good title
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Screenwriter friends: thinking about printing up a bunch of a my old screenplays into one-off books to put them on my bookshelf, for reference/memento value. Has anyone done this? Advice?
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He can’t conceive of a win-win deal (like say, exchanging money for goods or services) because he’s never made a fair deal in his life. He only understands the concepts of ripping people off and fucking people over
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
When historians look back at this era, the number one question they ask will be "what the fuck is this dumb-ass shit?"
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Halloween Reminder 🎃
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We’re just letting this guy destroy our whole civilization. He’s got the IQ of a horse
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We must build and set off a doomsday device immediately to prevent someone else from doing it eventually
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Clippy was sentient
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GNU C Mane @andy.scrolling.site · 15/09/2026
We saw Yoda at the gym last night, he kept getting flung off the stairmill. Kept saying “help me, you must not”. Wearing his old Dagobah State shirt. Probably fell 12 times while I was there
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hot take: if you're a professional athlete and you have a child and name him after yourself you don't need to as "senior" after your name on your jersey or anything unless your "junior" also plays in the same league. Odds are if someone says your name we're talking about you and not your baby
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
They're literally trying to murder us all
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The difference between a forward pass and a backward pass is that a forward pass goes forward and backward pass goes backward
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11/09/2026
“My God! Vikings! And they mean business!”
“My God! Vikings! And they mean business!”
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Ryan @smithboyrd.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Vikings on a 29 to -3 point run right now
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Pat Casey @patcasey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Vikings play like absolute shit, win in a blowout. Packers biggest losers of all time? My sources say yes
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