Sign in

mkerste

@mkerste.bsky.social
442 followers 1.1K following 5.7K posts

Musician, bookseller, former day job haver, eschewer of detailed bios

PostsRepliesMedia
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 2h
Wait a minute, Iowa is allowed to THROW the football? Seems unnatural.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 2h
With a mullet there is a party SOMEWHERE though.
110
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 8h
What in the actual fuck?
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 8h
If you listen to his podcast it is ALMOST not about college football, except for the many parts of it about college football.
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 8h
Say did it turn out that that guy's number was close enough to public as to not matter?
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 8h
Are you following a [checks notes] college football account? I mean I am, but...
100
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 8h
If you send her $15 she will interview Kirk Cousins at some length.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 9h
No it's ok, he's left wing!
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 12h
You know I'm opposed to AI in creative/arts spaces but... if we tweak the premise, is actual Tracy Morgan maybe available to costar?
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 13h
Jeez Mike Ditka just died, just announced by Jarrett Payton on air.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 13h
My assumption before looking is that hats are $36.09, must hit $50 for free shipping.
110
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
People thought Barack or Da Pope was going to throw out the first pitch for game 3 because they leaked something about a "big name". It was instead the star of a Saved By the Bell reboot named [checks notes] Belmont Cameli.
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now wait a minute. I'm generally all for that, but aside from Rock "does not strike out every single at bat" Chowlowski being a year or so away from at least frightening Colson into being able to make more contact, it was (or idk, is?) a better year than expected, right?
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not enough of whatever it was, but I thank them for putting the game 5 starter into a blood boiling situation.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ugh I was about 10 minutes back on the dvr and was hoping something connected after the Vargas Homer. I'm wondering about the infield in with one out in the 6th. I think Meidroth is in position for at least one of those pokes to right if they're at dp depth.
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That is some bullshit and you know it.
110
Reposted by mkerste
Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
BREAKING: Willie Nelson endorses James Talarico: “I've gotten to know James Talarico. He's a good man, who will be a good senator for the state of Texas. Please vote and vote for James Talarico.“
7460031644
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They also needed two edits for some reason.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sure it's just a book light, right?
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I would just like to note that in a quad box of ads served to me on that article, this was one of them.
Sweet merciful christ I hope that is merely a lot of jellied cranberry sauce, but I'm certainly not investigating further.
120
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Whe Tho
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Can we maybe tell her about the sodium content of her take out food? Or redirect her to the [certainly non-existent] restaurant from which she can Doordash that uses zero seasoning, and see if she still likes it?
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So, I know it's 2026 and everything is terrible, but did we have to lose ALL the late night/overnight hours at the New York Bagel on Touhy? This is a service that must remain available during I'm hungry emergencies!
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See now my parents had TWO phone lines (one was the "business line" and a call on that # could have been a psych patient or hospital calling). Anyways, dial-up-wise, I was golden.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, good luck, get that bag (paradox edition)?
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I actually taught myself from a pretty good slap instructional book, but more importantly from Chuck Rainey books about being a listening/feeling player. I'm more a keys than bass player, but I think I could still get through a gig on bass ok.
130
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dave Weckl, Patitucci, really the entire Chick Corea Elekric band.
020
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love Stanley but man he also put out some ungood albums as a leader in his time [source: me buying 80s vinyl that I'd never heard on the cheap in the early 90s]
100
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I guess you cannot run for governor from a town of 1200 people in the middle of absolute nowhere. But also this guy in particular sucks. He's somehow trying to run as "not a trump guy this time".
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I do have to wonder a little if "wow, we seem to suck" could have played into it at all.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Make sure to order the "Frisco Rice-a-Roni" for the true local experience.
370
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We are so back?
020
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was at an enormous outdoor flea market on Sunday and a young black lab was carrying his stuffed duck. Like...be careful with that! It is a very big place here and you will be sad if you lose it!
190
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What is he doing in there?
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rahm advocating for ethics reform is a little rich. Mr. Monopoly proposes new robust anti-trust laws.
030
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Like, who the fuck cares if one time, one of these people helped a neighbor carry some groceries or brought snacks to the soccer game, they can still go pound sand, the country doesn't need them, they can die angry.
020
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How do you propose I "find someone I like and respect on the other side" when that side has decided that measles are good, actually, that harmless people should be sent off to the Central African Republic, that there's an epidemic of voter fraud, that the poors don't deserve healthcare or food...
151
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eh, what's the worst that could happen?
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is how we do it (but imagine a person singing that).
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But what if he was IN his death though, as a little treat?
120
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's got full confidence in his guys, unfortunately.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I knew chimera exist, but I also no longer trust video from unknown sources.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well, ChatGpt thinks it's AI, lol "The front paw/leg is the biggest giveaway. During the swatting motion, its geometry changes strangely. The white toes/paw seem to expand, contract and reconstitute themselves rather than remaining one rigid anatomical object moving through space."
100
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I got a rock
010
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh do their paws usually change color several seconds into videos made of them?
001
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yeah but did her paw change color 6 seconds into videos taken of her?
100
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Or a handy rubber stamp with the guys signature, if you had a copy of it to scan.
100
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ain't nobody needs to see Ric Ocasek's corpse's bowels.
000
mkerste @mkerste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So of a
010