mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026For some reason, publishers aren’t lining up in droves, or at all, for my pitch of a spiritual sequel to "A Million Little Pieces." 150
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My song “Choosin’ Massachusetts” has not broken into the Billboard Top 100. Maybe people are not ready for a song about nuisance crew cuts. 080
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It is smart to take the one marshmallow now because scientists are tricksters 0102
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s only a world war if there are hostilities in the Bourgogne-Franche-Comté region of France otherwise it is a sparked global conflict. 06114
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I can tell the vaccine is making me flu-y because I almost replied to an economic debate thread. 270
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026CVS is trying real hard to appeal to myself and my fellow gigachads. They got this deal going for when you get two vaccines, they give you a coupon for 5 bucks off any purchase. Absolute rubes! I didn't need the coupon, I would have gotten vaccinated anyway. 080
Reposted by mizerdrewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/09/2026going insane because you traveled interdimensionally or met aliens or met god is understandable. but going insane because you used a computer chat program is just embarrassing 11603344
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026First Millennial VP: Give us another year. Jim and Pam's romance wasn't built in a day, it took three years. 0120
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026“Hey Ton’, what’s an oubliette” “Forget about it.” “Okay boss” 0205
Reposted by mizeronline toxic girlfriend @onlinegirlfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026who gives a hoot 2103
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The edition I have of iRobot has the Three Laws of Robotics written right there on the first page. Just slap those puppies into the AIs and we'll be good. They seem pretty airtight. For what it is worth, that is all I read of that book. 0100
Reposted by mizerScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026ROBERTCAROHEADS, I’M ASKING YOU TO STAND BACK AND STAND BY 2405
Reposted by mizerJack Wallington @jackwallington.com · 13/09/2026Weekend reading: why it’s time to focus on food and why edible perennials are such a vital part of that www.wildway.info/p/is-it-time...wildway.infoIs it time to grow more food?I’ve managed to amass decades of experience of growing food. 0206
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every day, I hope for my Umbrella Man moment - making some obscure political point, only for the prestige to happen nearly a decade and a half later in front of Congress, leaving a paltry number of commentators entirely nonplussed by the affair. Oh and I hope they bring back the Minions® Frosty®. 051
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Washington under fire after symbolic Jay Treaty pen goes to former Boston Massacre defense lawyer 260
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The only reason I listen to new interviews with the older Simpsons writers is for John Swartzwelder stories which runs the risk of ruining what I like about him. One of the reasons is that, if I were in his situation, I would have done the same thing. No press. No interviews. At the office? Out by 5 150
Reposted by mizerGuy Always Confidently Off By Two @manbrother.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Vizier furtively scheming to throw you the perfect surprise birthday party 1348
Reposted by mizerautumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The Ben Affleck "Best Part of my Day" speech but it's me logging on to see this web site still exists 4431
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Proud to announce that our Series B funding round has closed. Our company is using A.I. (artificial intelligence) to research mojo transplants. Our A.I. (artificial intelligence) model believes the source of mojo is at a nexus of blood and yellow bile somewhere in the tummy. I'm now a billionaire. 0342
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026We went on a field trip to the JFK Presidential Library in elementary school, they had a massive table touchscreen and one of the chaperones scolded me for being interested in the touchscreen rather than the exhibits. 1101
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I don’t need to take that dialect quiz. I know it’ll just drop the pin at one of the three Southie Dunkin’. 050
Reposted by mizeraskamericanairdesk.bsky.social @askamericanairdesk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Kindly follow back and send is a dm for assistance pl for assistance please 151
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026me, typical Massachusetts voter: I voted for Edward Markey because he has the same first name as Edward Kennedy whose brother went to the Moon or something. 2100
Reposted by mizerold fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 01/09/2026magog apples, painted by amanda almira newton, 1916 0455
Reposted by mizerDean Dettloff @deandettloff.bsky.social · 01/09/2026RIP. Not without his own contradictions but my undergrad mentor was a Wendell Berry scholar and it made him a very good person, which counts for a lot. 1202
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026@americankennelclub.bsky.social I would love to become the Stephen A. Smith of obedience commentary. I will also harbor biases for those dogs bred and handled in the Northeast region. Can we make this happen? At worst? Net neutral for the sport. But huge upside. DMs open 020
Reposted by mizerWill McMahon @willmcmahon36.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I wrote about feral apples in New York’s new growth forests and the cidermakers foraging fruit from them. Check it out! 13110
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I am not going to disagree with you publicly. I am not even going to disagree with privately. What I am going to do is watch Coyote vs. Acme 0111
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Listened to a talk by a guy who makes mid six-figures largely from consulting on a commodities strategy and, in his prepared remarks, he said, “‘There Will Be Blood’ is a must-read.” The consultancy class is not sending its best. Or maybe it is. Either way, not good! 170
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026👍 solid burger Not dijon for what it's worth and pickle and cheese were good too 060
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I wanna beef on the internet so bad but I'm afraid someone will go to a place where my feelings get hurt. 1212512
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026its been said many times but it is absolutely insane to watch the left shoot themselves in the foot by hopping on this anti-The Minions train. a massive generational L awaits. 1385
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It’s a myth that if you can’t hit a curveball by age 14, you never will. But since I didn’t catch much before 14, a lot of anime just blows right past me. 170
Reposted by mizerCaio Almendra @caioalmendra.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Eu vou no Threads para rir e sempre consigo. 5885
Reposted by mizerHunter @holybible.bsky.social · 19/08/202642% in 1 day ilu all i feel like im coming back to life the closer it gets the more of my brain i can use again 😭💕 33816
Reposted by mizerUnited Farm Workers @ufw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026"Saul" says, "Look at this white coating. It's diluted and sprayed on the trees and leaves a whitish coating on the apples that helps get rid of insects and pests. It also really bothers our eyes and throats. But they always take care of the product over us." #WeFeedYou 24539207
mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026The last season of LOST should have had the survivors of Oceanic Flight 815 take over the Orchid Station and use the frozen wheel to move the island to the coast of the USA. They would then build a bar and hire a washed-up pitcher as a bartender. Then have two shitty spinoffs. That’s how you do TV. 151
Reposted by mizerBitez’s Blood Bank @vampirebitezzz.bsky.social · 25/04/2026The ass forgets but the toilet remembers 152
