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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't care about your beef, you should have written about the Éire'Vi!
Screenshot from  The literary relationship of Lord Byron & Thomas Moore by Jeffery W Vail. It reads:

"The Irish Avatar" is, like Moore’s poem, written in anapestic quatrains, and it condemns the Irish in the same tone and for the same basic reason that Moore’s had condemned the Neapolitans. The version of the poem privately printed in Paris ended with a tribute to Moore:  

 Or, if aught in my bosom can quench for an hour
My contempt for a nation so servile though sore,
Which though trod like the worm will not turn upon Power—
'Tis the glory of GRATTAN and the genius of MOORE!   

In a surviving manuscript version the final line is even more effusive: "'Twere the heart—the free Spirit—the genius of Moore!" (ll. 125–28). Byron might have written the poem partly in response to an attack on Moore in the 5 August 1821 number of John Bull.68 In any event the poem reached Moore in Paris on 3 November 1821, and he enthusiastically wrote in his diary:
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Top text: LE SIGH
bottom text: WE CRINGE ON
Sad rage comic face guy
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Massive pickup for the squad
screenshot from my notification that I got followed by an Alpaca
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you ever seen them get annoying about beans?
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
update
crudely drawn ms paint in blue of a me with boston red sox hat on, sweating up a storm and massive bags under my eyes and I am giving jack-o-lantern smile
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Please issue a correction Science doesn't know the size of his shvantz.
screenshot from livescience dot com

A 40-foot-long Tyrannosaurus rex , therefore, may have had a 10-inch penis, or a 12-foot-long one.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
mfw I'm told it's real
an instagram post by President George Walker Bush of one his painting that depicts him on September 11th, 2001 being told about the attacks on the world trade center, it has become a meme that he has recreated as a painting
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He's going to change his mind once he hits mid single digits
Screenshot for the top 38 influential bluesky posters poll, and Skald has 2 votes
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
my ass if these debates earnestly happen
Maddow from The Measure of A Man star trek TNG episode where he argues that Data is not sentient and should not be imbued with the rights and freedoms under Federation law
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"You've got a degree in baloney!"
Civil Defense robot from futurama after saying "You've got a degree in baloney" and spray a guy with a degree in his hand
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Please consult the chart
An edit of a bluesky post that reads "Welcome to Bluesky. Please familiarize yourself with the following accounts to understand the range of opinions it is acceptable to express."

It is all my pfp on a grid with a few extras thrown in. Me as a spider-man. Me with blue eyes from the spice melange. My pfp turned the other way
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Leo Tolstoy looking direct to camera with the eyes that only an 80 year old Russian can have.

For the pedants, yes the original Russian title of War and Peace is with the full "AND" but it is a singular character that one if squinted could see an ampersand. I say this as someone who has no drive to learn Russian at this present moment.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
First chapter of Abundance

"The year is 2050.

You walk to the kitchen to turn on the sink. Water from the ocean pours out of the faucet. It's fresh and clear, piped from a desalination plant. These facilities use microbial membranes to squeeze out the ocean salt. Today, they provide more than half of the country's fresh used water. Previously overtaxed rivers, such as the Colorado, have surged back now that we don't rely on them to irrigate our farms and fill our coffee mugs. In Phoenix and Las Vegas, previously parched cities are erupting in green foliage."Quote from later on in the first chapter of Abundance

"Out the window and across the street, an autonomous drone is dropping off the latest shipment of star pills. Several years ago, daily medications that reduced overcating, cured addiction, and slowed cellular aging were considered miracle drugs for the rich, especially when we discovered that key molecules were best synthesized in the zero-gravity conditions of space. But these days, automated factories thrum in low orbit. Cheap rocketry conveys the medicine down to earth, where it's saved millions of lives and billions of healthy years."
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I fully endorse this starter pack!
Starter Pack but with just my profile picture called "the homies"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A photo of a movie screening of Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023). So Paul Rudd's Ant-man is there and shopped in are Emma Stone's Bella from Poor Things, tobey maguire's Spider-Man and Giancarlo Esposito's Gus Fring.

The fake closed caption reads "Poor things, I need you to distract Kang."
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bane (Tom Hardy) from the Dark Knight Rises with That's bait overlayed
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A venn diagram with two circles and no union, first circle labeled "GRWM CONTENT CREATORS" and second circle labeled "MORNING DUMPERS"

GRWM is an initialism for Get Ready with Me
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
The best of times is now
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Screenshot from Spider-Man 3 of a Daily Bugle article saying "Fake Fired, photographer fired; Bugle Issues apology."

This is what happens after eddie brock photo shops photos of spider-man
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This burger is going to live or die by the mustard and maybe the pickle. I'll give an update at the end of the month.
Screenshot from the cafe menu at the Obama Presidential Library, "THE OBAMA BURGER 

cheddar, lettuce, tomato, classic mustard,
house pickles, toasted brioche"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Spider-Man 2 scene were Spider-Man is without mask being carried all beaten up due to villainous Doc Ock the subtitle is edited to read "carefully, he's a hero"

manbrother's pfp is plopped in where Spider-Man's unmasked face should be
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
aight dude
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I hate reddit but I found a post about a guy who wants to sue IHOP because they didnt him give enough pancakes.
IHOP All you can eat SCAM!  from r/IHOP (bet the mod is on here too)


I went to IHOP and got the all you can eat pancake deal. It was perfect since I got last in my fantasy league and had to do the 24 hour challenge where every pancake you eat is one hour subtracted.

I order the first stack for the $5 deal. When the reorder came out it was only 2. Fine. I ate them quickly and asked for another stack to be full 5 since I had to do a challenge.

My server then told me since it was for a challenge then I have to pay full price for all of them and he charged me for 3 full stacks. And my bill was over $70 instead of $5.

When i called to get a refund they said i was there too long and they said 12 hours when it was only 3 hours. I have it time stamped. They also said it was a health hazard that’s why they do 2 at a time, yet they didn’t mind serving me 5 at a time for full price. Seems like they just wanted a bigger tip.

Do I have a case here? I feel like that is blatant false advertising and not my fault.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at a television screen from ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Not a good liar! Boston University is closer.
Quote from Atlantic piece about Douthat's memoir reading the following "Douthat's desire to attend Harvard took root initially in a childhood wish to be as close as possible to Fenway Park."
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Sen. Warren with the caption "Hold on a sec, I'm going to me a beer." But the beer is crossed out and above it is written "WHITE MONSTER"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
❗❗❗❗❗ big news!!!!
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Predator handshake meme, black arm in white shirt and white arm in red shirt, super jacked clasped together in brotherhood
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
As long as there is life in my breast that'll never happen. We're giving you a break with the 2nd best state in New England, you should pray we do not alter it to the best.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Quora always finds more untilled soil to cultivate new lines of inquiry.
Quara post that reads "Was Martin Luther deceived by the devil or led by the Holy Spirit?"

the question is tagged "Religious Beliefs
Martin Luther (historical...
Christianity
The Devil
Theology
Protestants
+5 others"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I think only one of us is going to be invited on the podcast with that attitude
A Make it Make Sense post that reads "The Oddsey is not sexist." Then an adult content tag, I think there is a greek boob in the video

First reply is me reading: Did you see the picture? It is pretty dope, big ole horse, some swords, and a freakin' boat. Mathew Damon was killing the game and some suitors. Anyway would love to come on the pod talk Odyssey, Stuck on You, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back or any of Mathew Paige Damon's other works. DMs are open

Second reply is : "I cannot believe WaPo has been reduced to platforming two-bit hacks like VDH, lmao"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
anakin skywalker's eyes, famously not a fan of sand
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Came to me in a dream
MS paint drawing of OUROBOROS SEPTIC

It is a poop eating its own poop tail
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I've seen a lot of nasty shit in my day. But this takes the cake! They reversed the likes and the reposts. We are in cloud cuckoo land
A like and repost count under a bluesky post with likes coming first and reposts coming second, a red arrow underneath point in a way that indicates it should be reversed
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
a poster for MR. SMITH GOES TO WASHINGTON but instead of Jimmy Stewart it is a German Shepherd and the title is MR. SPOT GOES TO WASHINGTON
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
fuck the alamo and fuck the republic of texas
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
robert pattinson with a goofy smile looking left with the caption "Truthful?"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Will Hunting (Matt Damon) from the picture GOOD WILL HUNTING looking down, there is brick and a door behind him. He got his janitor garb on

Will solves a complex math problem posted on a blackboard by a professor as a challenge for his grad students.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I've been led to believe juice is a finite resource - similar to oil!
Scene from THERE WILL BE BLOOD where Daniel Plainville (Daniel Day-Lewis) tells Eli Sunday (Paul Dano) that he drinks your milkshake in so explaining the process of oil capture. 

Heck of a picture, you should check it out sometime. Based off an Upton Sinclair book. Upton Sinclair was played by Bill Nye in a movie called MANK
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This would really tie my foyer together.
A T-Rex Skellington on a black stage and someone in standing before it in a garb that reminds me of joseph and the amazing technicolor dreamcoat
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
No wonder I couldn't find The Sims light bulb mod.
Red Box with white lettering that reads "You are browsing Steam in Polish." And a lighter red box that reads "Click here to browse Steam in English."
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
ya that is weird
Make it Make Sense podcast account showing 121 and showing I am one of the 121
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
You guys are wicked ring masters and I would love to join the twisted circus of @makenakelly.bsky.social. It would be a honor and privileged to hop on the pod! As always, DMs open! (ignore my plea to Papa John's to bring back the Shaq-a-Roni unless you have sway over there)
My replies that read the following mostly to Make it Make Sense Pod:

"Maybe Maine is just a wackadoodle place that peaked with the breeding of the Black Oxford Apple? Would love to come on the podcast to discuss Maine, wackadoodles and/or Apples. DMs are open!"

"Why are you cutting to his profile while he is talking to another camera while also overlaying graphics? I would love to come on the pod to discuss this and many more issues. DMs open"

"@papajohnspizza.bsky.social
 you guys bringing back Shaq-a-roni? Dms are open if you want to keep on the DL"

"Two meta-analyses of that CREDO study, which you referred to as the Standard study, found their methodology to be faulty and could not replicate the results. I find it interesting that Massachusetts is never mentioned in these conversations. I would love to come on the podcast to discuss, DMs open"

My replies to the Make it Make sense pod

"New Zealand is a complicated place thus a large bureaucracy is worthwhile. Just think of all the different types of people they got down there: Ents, Ring Wraiths, Balrogs, Eagles, those hairy people, the other hairy people, Elves and John Noble. Would love to come on the pod to discuss. DMs open"  

"I've seen a lot of diversity of opinion on LLMs and generative "AI" more broadly. It strikes me as quasi-myopic to say "everyone [is] wrong about AI." In fact, I believe I have a more nuanced view of the technology and would love to talk to you about it on the pod. DMs open!"

"Which podcast are you going to cover next? Ya know, my Blacklist rewatch pod has some SPICY takes. Would love to collab sometime. DMs are open"

"You really should include his title in here. You had the space, kind of disrespectful. Anyway if you need someone to do a Bane impression on the pod let me know. My only ask is I can do the ad reads as Bane. DMs open btw"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Washing jeans?
Don Draper (Jon Hamm from tv show Mad Men and the major motion picture 'Tag') with one his quotes from the show Mad Men that reads "That's what the money is for!" but the money is crossed off and the word 'RAIN' is underneath.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
ok!
the above post with the articles removed so it now reads "let's do away with articles for rest of year"
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