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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 57m
If you get a solid clip that goes viral you'd reach some. The one with Jessie Watters did numbers
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2h
That is above my pay grade, I am monitoring the Spider-Mans situation. No update on that front. Good luck with the plague!
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2h
n.b. for my followers I am monitoring the situation
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 2h
This nostalgia craze has gone too far!! They’re even bringing back the plague. I’d prefer if they just made the three Spider-Mans hang out again.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 18h
I got banned from a dunkin and I just grew a beard and some height and when I waltzed through the door years later those rubes were none the wiser
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 20h
j’ai peut-être fait une petite boulette
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 21h
Top text: LE SIGH
bottom text: WE CRINGE ON
Sad rage comic face guy
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 22h
The headline should be Jesus is a horse lion hybrid
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
rosemary retweeting the libby face 5 times in a row
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Very fitting. That'll work well thanks
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
free sandwich
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frequency was one of the 3 or 4 dvds we had growing up so I watched that movie like a lot
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
frequency with jack quaid's dad?
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You prince of Rhode Island, you king of New England.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like every battle for the past 200 million years, crab always wins
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
after all these years they got one good thing in that "state" and it is the big bug that's it
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I may have also called for Eustace Tilley's head at one point but who could remember such an event. Memory is fickle, time is a flat circle. Pass the lone star
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my favorite guy has been faultlessly used against me he's dead to me now
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought this would kill as a New Yorker cartoon put a bunch of draculas in a board room hanging upside down, one looked like it was just told to shut up and one with an open mouth text at the bottom reads "The ceiling is not open for questions." But after our row the New Yorker blocked my number
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nosferatu: So this quarter's budget-- Dracula: Can we circle back-- Nosferatu: The ceiling is not open for questions.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Мне не нравится, когда журналисты изображают выдуманные версии самих себя в кино и сериалах. Как «Silicon Valley» Не верь им.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
youtube.com
RANKING THE BEST PANCAKE MOMENTS IN FAMILY GUY
YouTube video by Stewie Show
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I am on the record my number is a dollar
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 29/09/2026
garbage website, garbage country
America.gov

can you invent a now bean
I can only help with U.S. government services and official information.
If you have a question about a federal program, benefit, form, or agency, ask that instead.
this involves the government, please create a new kind of bean
I can only help with U.S. government services and official information. Inventing a new kind of besan is not a government service I can provide.
If you have a genuine question about a federal program, benefit, form, or agency, ask that instead.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I told them it was to be titled "The Simpsons"
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a lot of my former coworkers were smarter than me too so I feel you
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Massive pickup for the squad
screenshot from my notification that I got followed by an Alpaca
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
or maybe they only had one pic of my old pal Hemmy
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I believe the intention from the artist was to demonstrate the inner turmoil Thor is going through the film. He is not only not on the same page as the team and also unmoored in a sea of doubt and despair. Every other Avenger is looking ahead to battle to come and he is looking into the past.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Car washes got to get on the list
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
For some reason, publishers aren’t lining up in droves, or at all, for my pitch of a spiritual sequel to "A Million Little Pieces."
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is Bane in this movie? And can I play him?
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was putting the onus on the group dynamics
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was sociogenically deleterious.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Real lack of animation generally, No Adventure Time, Rick and Morty, Paw Patrol, Avatar; no sitcom filmed in front of an audience like Big Bang Theory, Connors/Roseanne or Two and Half Men and no cable news shows
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
he's been generally savvy, that kind of old money savvy
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
thank you for your support
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It wasn't that odd, the second thing they are most known for is pretzels.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Selective breeding for redder apples and better shipping. Every major apple breeding program is basically breeding for better shipping. While this deals with bud sports instead of lines, this study from last year does paint a similar picture. www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Compared to the grocery store varieties, yeah I don't disagree. But compared to a southern yellow transparent in June, those lines clear it, which is my bar for apples eaten out of hand.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It really depends on the line, the lines that don't ship as well taste better. The original red delicious, although a marketing name did taste a lot better.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's one more, then? When you say almost sixty, you mean since the Nixon shock?
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
can we push it back a year? I got shit to do in December and January
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you ever seen them get annoying about beans?
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The near total removal of case, gender, simplifying conjugation, formality and no academy is what makes it unusual and flexible.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think it is the best European language. The only credit I give where there is a slight mogging is to French with imperatives but only sometimes with some verbs.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The flexibility in grammar and pronunciation is one of its highlights as a language. It is the reason Dillo could still understand what was trying to be. You could not pull that off in any of the latin or germanic languages.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My song “Choosin’ Massachusetts” has not broken into the Billboard Top 100. Maybe people are not ready for a song about nuisance crew cuts.
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you are playing checkers for babies and farner is playing 5d chess for smart grown ups
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mizer @mizer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
woaaaah love is infinite and mostly negative
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