Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 22hWhen did 'oh Im gonna miss my turn, better find somewhere to turn around' become 'fuck it im just gonna drive where I want to go and hopefully nothing bad will happen'? Like did we collectively lose the ability? Do I just not notice the people who drive normally? 040
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026this headline worked on me both because i wanted to know more and I immediately thought "hey they're transporting ur mom to south portland" 071
Reposted by Nicolethe samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 24/09/2026people used to make fun of this ad, but this is actually what it feels like to receive an email. prophetic. 19317
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026gave myself a lot of stress over a dumb work thing. something about not being able to help fix things gives me a big anxiety 010
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026commiserating with former coworkers about how they're probably going to get laid off soon from said workplace and how private equity just hollows out a decent small company and turns everything to shit 050
Reposted by NicoleThew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations 3132171096
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026frank herbert, best known for his 1965 book Dune, in which he postulated 'hey what if computers bad tho' 173
Reposted by NicoleJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for 451489217
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My favorite part of cybersecurity training is hearing the phrase "threat actor" a million times, plus new variants of the word "phishing" 120
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What if the AIs wind up killing all humans because the models' training data includes all the scifi stories where AI kills all humansstatic.klipy.comIronic Star Wars MomentAlt: Senator Palpatine from Star Wars saying 'Ironic' 032
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026will the ocarina of time remake have the same 60 second unskippable cutscene where the fish king guy slowly shuffles his ass sideways? because if it doesnt i don't want to play it 000
Reposted by NicoleJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh. 5321111
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026engaging in deep sunday morning discourse like "fart jokes are a universal part of the human experience" 120
Reposted by NicolePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job 3679181985
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026had a dream where i was really snarky to people at work when they asked me for help very unlike me 030
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026it is never acceptable to use 'pound' as a verb in the newspaper 071
Reposted by NicoleBobby “The Brain” Hernan @seuqram.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026The Grim Reaper needs to be put on a Performance Improvement Plan 0124
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Decades of database development and still no good solution to make sql not look like messy garbage 010
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026humanoid robots crashing into things is still incredibly funny 210
Reposted by Nicolemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky 163607924
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026when @happydapy.bsky.social and i were looking for houses years back, we saw a listing for a lone house on a small island and the description said "nobody can tell you how to make your coffee because you own your own island" and i feel like there's a story there 130
Reposted by Nicoleamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136412125
Reposted by NicoleRapturous Kenergy @shmaesh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026*whispering, aside* is she, you know? a friend of spreadsheets? 043
Reposted by NicoleFrances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week 272199307
Reposted by NicolePoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Welcome to the forest. 41227171
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Database design is 90% making decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your career, 10% writing code, 50% making decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your career, 5% writing code, 100% throwing everything out and starting over, and 110
Reposted by Nicolelauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/08/2026i would say the ego boost from finding out other departments at work start how-to documents with "if the sky falls, contact lauren" is comparable to a yacht of beautiful women cheering for you after a successful jet ski jump 1784628
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026i didnt know we were versioning woke and i don't have any backups 130
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026today i saw an SUV with a "Deus Vult" sticker in the rear window, and all i could think was the katana wielding garfield crusader 020
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026happy international cat day to all international cats 030
Reposted by NicoleJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/08/2026my god samuel wasn't kidding 701480126
Reposted by NicoleKitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 04/08/2026when you know you've made a good game 484312625
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026i somehow got drink mix packets that dont have artificial coloring so they're just kinda...sad and grey 010
Reposted by Nicolethe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close. 86211426651
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026i like my job but i miss working on an actual team sometimes 010
Reposted by NicoleAlexandra Orlando @alexgorlando.bsky.social · 27/07/2026If you want to support Blue Bottle Games, their spacesim Ostranauts is leaving Early Access next Monday, August 3rd! store.steampowered.com/app/1022980/...store.steampowered.comOstranauts on SteamNavigate your scrappy ship through the boneyard in search of valuable parts in abandoned vessels. Use salvage to upgrade your ship, or sell it for cash to pay down your mounting debt, or restock fuel,... 311443
Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026i was trying to remember the joke from world of warcraft 020
Reposted by NicolePaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are 176141225
Reposted by NicoleKaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette 7454081004