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Nicole

@missedfrizzle.bsky.social
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Mainer. Enginerd. Sometimes I fix the things I break. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 22h
When did 'oh Im gonna miss my turn, better find somewhere to turn around' become 'fuck it im just gonna drive where I want to go and hopefully nothing bad will happen'? Like did we collectively lose the ability? Do I just not notice the people who drive normally?
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this headline worked on me both because i wanted to know more and I immediately thought "hey they're transporting ur mom to south portland"
‘Super oversize’ load begins 2-day journey from Jay to South Portland
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In life
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ocean time
A nice view of a rocky Maine cove and some boats moored at high tide with partly sunny skies
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the samsara enjoyer @rubot.ie · 24/09/2026
people used to make fun of this ad, but this is actually what it feels like to receive an email. prophetic.
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
gave myself a lot of stress over a dumb work thing. something about not being able to help fix things gives me a big anxiety
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
commiserating with former coworkers about how they're probably going to get laid off soon from said workplace and how private equity just hollows out a decent small company and turns everything to shit
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a classroom of young students are sitting at their desks. The teacher responds to a question from a crustacean sitting in the back row, “No… a Japanese spider crab can’t run for office.” Panel 2: the spider crab is hard at work, leafing through a pile of books in a dimly lit library. Panel 3: the spider crab stands proudly at a podium in front of a crowd; behind him is the American Flag. People in the crowd are excitedly cheering, video recording the crab on their phones, and holding a flag that reads: YES WE CRAB.
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
frank herbert, best known for his 1965 book Dune, in which he postulated 'hey what if computers bad tho'
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok but once you think DSM stands for "da sanity manual" it's hard to remember what it really stands for
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My favorite part of cybersecurity training is hearing the phrase "threat actor" a million times, plus new variants of the word "phishing"
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What if the AIs wind up killing all humans because the models' training data includes all the scifi stories where AI kills all humans
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Ironic Star Wars Moment
Alt: Senator Palpatine from Star Wars saying 'Ironic'
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
will the ocarina of time remake have the same 60 second unskippable cutscene where the fish king guy slowly shuffles his ass sideways? because if it doesnt i don't want to play it
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day to all the little old ladies in Flaaawriduh.
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
engaging in deep sunday morning discourse like "fart jokes are a universal part of the human experience"
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
had a dream where i was really snarky to people at work when they asked me for help very unlike me
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
it is never acceptable to use 'pound' as a verb in the newspaper
a press herald headline that says "Sea Dogs pound Flying Squirrels"
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Bobby “The Brain” Hernan @seuqram.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
The Grim Reaper needs to be put on a Performance Improvement Plan
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Decades of database development and still no good solution to make sql not look like messy garbage
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
humanoid robots crashing into things is still incredibly funny
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/08/2026
the way of the future | patreon.com/lubchansky

PANEL 1: MATTIE is looking down. A SECOND PERSON is on the ground.
MATTIE: WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?
PERSON: OH I'M MOVING AROUND LIKE A LITTLE WORM.

PANEL 2: Closer in on the PERSON, who smiles beatifically.
MATTIE: SEEMS UNCOMFORTABLE.
PERSON: IT'S THE FUTURE! ALL THE BIG MONEY IS ON IT, MANY ARTICLES AND LEADING FIGURES ARE SAYING IT AS WELL.
PERSON: WHO AM I TO ARGUE!

PANEL 3: MATTIE puts a hand to her chin.
MATTIE: I JUST DON'T SEE THE BENEFIT. FOR MY OWN LIFE.
PERSON: YOU CAN EITHER GET WITH IT OR PERISH IN THE FUCKING DUST, OLD WOMAN.

PANEL 4: The PERSON holds up their phone. On it is a photo of a tech CEO-looking guy on the ground, being interviewed by a journalist
TEXT: DAVOS 
TEXT: CEO OF SquirmX SAYS WRITHING AROUND WILL ACCOUNT FOR 700% OF US ECONOMY WITHIN 2 MONTHS
PERSON: THAT'S A DIRECT QUOTE.
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
when @happydapy.bsky.social and i were looking for houses years back, we saw a listing for a lone house on a small island and the description said "nobody can tell you how to make your coffee because you own your own island" and i feel like there's a story there
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
a nice bagel that you toast at home > *
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Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
absolutely not
Photo of Dunkin Donuts branded shampoos.
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026
we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles
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Rapturous Kenergy @shmaesh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*whispering, aside* is she, you know? a friend of spreadsheets?
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 20/08/2026
i've been going to a weekly support group called Hope but every once in a while they skip a week
calendar event: No Hope Today
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Welcome to the forest.
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Database design is 90% making decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your career, 10% writing code, 50% making decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your career, 5% writing code, 100% throwing everything out and starting over, and
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/08/2026
i would say the ego boost from finding out other departments at work start how-to documents with "if the sky falls, contact lauren" is comparable to a yacht of beautiful women cheering for you after a successful jet ski jump
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
i didnt know we were versioning woke and i don't have any backups
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Another day, another reminder that cmp sucks
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
today i saw an SUV with a "Deus Vult" sticker in the rear window, and all i could think was the katana wielding garfield crusader
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
NOW that's what I call the National Organization for Women
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
happy international cat day to all international cats
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my god samuel wasn't kidding
screenshot of a retro Windows-style application window titled "Bluesky Social". The window has various sections with square bevel buttons filled with 90s generic clipart.

The sections and their buttons are:

1) Explore
- Home Feed
- Search Bluesky

2) Your Timeline
- Following Feed
- Discover Posts
- Custom Feeds

3) Post & Connect
- New Post
- Reply
- Repost
- Save Post
- Share Post

4) Discover
- Trending Topics
- Popular Posts

5) Notifications
- All
- Mentions
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
tag urself, im defendant summary
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 04/08/2026
when you know you've made a good game
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
i somehow got drink mix packets that dont have artificial coloring so they're just kinda...sad and grey
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
i like my job but i miss working on an actual team sometimes
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Alexandra Orlando @alexgorlando.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If you want to support Blue Bottle Games, their spacesim Ostranauts is leaving Early Access next Monday, August 3rd! store.steampowered.com/app/1022980/...
store.steampowered.com
Ostranauts on Steam
Navigate your scrappy ship through the boneyard in search of valuable parts in abandoned vessels. Use salvage to upgrade your ship, or sell it for cash to pay down your mounting debt, or restock fuel,...
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Nicole @missedfrizzle.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i was trying to remember the joke from world of warcraft
a screenshot of a google search for "give me some chapstick and put it on my bill"

The AI overview: I cannot physically deliver items or add charges to your bill, but if you are currently at a hotel or resort, please call the front desk or concierge. They can bring Chapstick to your room and post the charge directly to your account.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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Kaitlin Is Just Getting Started @gothamgirlblue.com · 18/07/2026
Before sports betting was legalized everywhere, I was neutral about it, thinking that it was a personal choice. Now that it exists everywhere I have been radicalized against it like a 19th century suffragette
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