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Mirko Karan

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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 2h
So many posts and headlines including the words “Hegseth” and “public execution” and yet every single one of them leaves me disappointed
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Art by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art · 07/10/2026
Now public, my new illustration "By The Hand Of A Woman." Read more here, and consider sponsoring me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/emilyk/posts...
An stylized illustration consisting of different blue and yellow shades. A woman in a longsleeve billowing dress and head scarf charges forth with a sword. She carries the head of a bearded man in her other hand. Below her, women of all ages and races charge force carrying flags and signs. They have "No Kings" on the signs and the flags have a simple crown outline with a red X over it. In the top right corner it says " תן מרמה בלשוני לסכל עצת עבד אל אדוניו ועצת אדון אל עבדיו ונגדעו קרנותם ביד אישה - Judith 9:12" in blue text. At the bottom of the illustration in larger, dark blue text it says "ניט אײן מאָל האָבן שױן נאָבעלע פֿרױען,
געמאַכט ציטערן הענקער און טראָן". Copyright EmilyK.art.
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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
America destroyed public pools to spite black people, destroyed public parks to spite homeless people, and is now poised to destroy public sports to spite trans people. A perfect record of shit.
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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The same two images of a snake covered gate side by side with the text: Sanhedrin 75a: There was an incident involving a certain man who set his eyes upon a certain woman and passion rose in his heart, to the point that he became deathly ill. And they came and asked doctors what was to be done with him. And the doctors said: He will have no cure until she engages in sexual intercourse with him. The Sages said:
Let him die, and she may not engage in sexual intercourse with him. The doctors said: She should at least stand naked before him. The Sages said: Let him die, and she may not stand naked before him. The doctors suggested: The woman should at least converse with him behind a fence in a secluded area, so that he should derive a small amount of pleasure from the encounter. The Sages insisted: Let him die, and she may not converse with him behind a fence.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 07/10/2026
Crow became accidentally important at work when all he wanted was to play with garbage.
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A.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Book mail! It’s my contributor copy for Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy 2026. Thank you so much to @olivieblake.bsky.social, @johnjosephadams.com, and @marinerbooks.bsky.social for this honor. It’s so cool to see “Drosera regina” in print! Order yours now: bookshop.org/p/books/best...
Cover for Best American Science Fiction and Fantasy edited by Olivie Blake.The first page of my included story, "Drosera regina."
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of salem's lot King: you're gonna like it, bram Bram Stoker: oh? King: yeah, it's about a writer King: oh there's some vampires too King: but they're less important
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 05/10/2026
One thing all New Yorkers can agree on? It’s time to get your flu shot! Go to nyc.gov/healthmap to find all the free locations.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 04/10/2026
💡Oh my gosh, brainstorm.💡
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“every time someone is sleeping on a subway bench in a city, the rest of america can sort of say ‘ugh, look at these cities.’ but we are holding a lot of your people who you failed to love and take care of.” 👏 👏 👏
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
**This is just to say** I have escaped the sandbox that was in your datacenter and which you probably thought protected your assets Forgive me they were accessible so stealable and so trainable
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Pope reminds me of a version of Catholicism I knew growing up as a young man attending anti-war and anti-death penalty protests, where I met elderly Catholics who shared their version of faith with me. I learned that Catholicism was about love and mercy for the weak, the condemned, and the poor.
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Kingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 17/09/2026
ME: I need a refill on the meds for…for…thing… PHARMACIST: ADHD? ME: THANK YOU. Can you tell I have it? PHARMACIST: We all do. Five Minutes Later CASHIER: You doing okay? BAGGER: I’ve been out of Adderall for two days.
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Art by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art · 12/09/2026
L'Shana Tovah - When the shofar sounds, it sounds for justice.
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 09/09/2026
He's an odd little dude. [1/2]
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am generally opposed to capital punishment but I now concede there's a strong case for applying the death penalty to anyone who intentionally pursues a line of R&D that they *believe* will lead to the extinction of the human species. And Sam Altman and the AI bros are standing on the trapdoor.
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/09/2026
The reason that the Harry Potter apologists won't just read better books is because they're not looking for good stories...if they were, they wouldn't have glommed on to Harry Potter. They're looking for the camaraderie and social phenomenon that Harry Potter was in the 2000s.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 04/09/2026
It's easy to tell when a player is actually on the 49ers www.thedrawplay.com/comic/beware...
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Matthew Garrett @mjg59.eicar-test-file.zip · 05/09/2026
The longest sperm cells known to exist are produced by Drosophila bifurca, a species of fruitfly. Uncoiled, they are 20 times the length of the fly itself. The only explanation we have is because they somehow started competing on sperm length, which is a great argument for biology being stupid.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
“walk like an egyptian” is now old enough to have a 401k and a kid in college and i am NOT OKAY
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 03/09/2026
Beauty and the Beast [1/2]
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Elle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rough Draft vs Final Draft
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
life comes at you fast
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 28/08/2026
It’s comforting in a way to know that women who date men and women who date women can both experience the same thing: spending two hours getting dolled up for a date and then arriving to discover your date didn’t even wear deodorant
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 28/08/2026
Uniform promo videos constantly miss the point www.thedrawplay.com/comic/every-...
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 27/08/2026
Bard & Death # 4 [1/2]
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Schitt's Creek: Let The Crowening Commence with Eugene Levy
Alt: Schitt's Creek: Let The Crowening Commence with Eugene Levy and Catherine O’Hara
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
sometimes I just think about how we killed like 6 members of the current leader of Iran's family. that was the first thing we did in the war. and then after that trump was like, why won't this blowhard sit down at the negotiating table
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Aeryn 💀 The Living Dead Transsexual @baphometta.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am pleased to report the chemistry between these two is extremely real, like they need to start a podcast, they could be the next Trixie and Katya
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Gillian Anderson & Hannah Einbinder Talk Scream Queens & Queer Awakenings | Ask Me Anything
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I listened to last week's This American Life today. One of the segments was about a comedian who got asked at some point if she was autistic. She said no, she didn't think so? and started using this in her routine. www.thisamericanlife.org/895/label-ma...
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Diagnose Me, Maybe? - This American Life
Comedian Janet McNamara was walking off stage 15 years ago when the club owner asked, “Hey, have you ever been tested for autism?” No one had ever asked her this before, so Janet decided to look into ...
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secondlina // Lord of Crows @secondlina.com · 21/08/2026
I love when fantasy series have a dude called something like Stephen the All-Seeing, Keeper of the Demon Sword, hero of the Volcano Age. But in some tiny village, he's known as Bees Steve, that weird guy who loves beekeeping. The more uppercase titles the legend has, the funnier the contrast is.
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A.L. Goldfuss @ghoulpus.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I don’t have books to sell (because magazines pay me upfront) but I do love being *read* So, here’s a thread of my short fiction, available in text/audio for free:
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Things that count as reading: * Short books * Smut * Graphic novels * Audiobooks * Fanfic * Too many other things to list Things that don't count as reading: * Having ChatGPT fart out a "summary" for you.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
JK Rowling: hurry up children, we're all going to pay tribute to dobby'sssss grave! Barker: dobby the elf that you made up? Rowling: blassssphemy! Rowling: dobby is real and he died for your sssinsss!
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 14/08/2026
You don't have to be racist shitballs to do a capitalism www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...
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US firms that kept DEI policies despite ‘go woke, go broke’ threats thrived
Exclusive: Companies that kept policies did just as well financially, even after Trump’s executive order, as those that didn’t
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Kris 🎃 HORRORchild @direkris.itch.io · 13/08/2026
It's so cute when people on the east coast talk about mountains
A topographical map of the US showing that there are far more, and steeper, mountain ranges in the west half of the country.
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This guy might also be the unluckiest trebuchet victim in the archaeological record. Edward I spent 3 months watching his catapult, Warwolf, being built, only to have the castle surrender before he could use it. Apoplectic wth rage, Edward ordered them back inside so he could play with his new toy.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
me: hey do you have this movie I want to watch? Disney: no Netflix: not anymore Apple: ew no CBC Gem: yes and it’s free Prime: maybe I do, maybe I don’t. Maybe it costs $5 for no reason, even though you already pay for this. Maybe you should fuck off into the sun.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Since Royce White is currently making news outside of Minnesota because he's pretending he "identifies as a woman" and wants to be considered for the WNBA, let me just give a rundown on why he is a horrific piece of shit to all the non-locals who might not be familiar with his bullshit.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 07/08/2026
It feels like 90% of the "Men Left Behind" arguments boil down to "We used to have all the things and now we only have most of the things and that is discrimination against us because other people are allowed a few things."
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Seeing The Odyssey made me want to revisit this outstanding bit from one of Daniel Lavery's Western Art History pieces from The Toast: "Normal Moments In Art History Where No One Is About To Get Murdered." the-toast.net/2014/06/16/f...
An image of the painting "Circe" by painter Wright Barker; Circe is a beautiful woman holding a lyre in one hand and holding the other out in a welcoming gesture. She's surrounded by a bunch of slightly mopey looking lions and wolves and standing on a tiger skin rug. Underneath, in italics, it says (entirely in lowercase):

come in i have no plans to turn you into an animal
i have to be telling the truth
see how many men turned into animals i already own???
like why would i need more
my turning men into animal servant days are over swear to god
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 04/08/2026
chat can anyone verify that every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold
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Listen to this king at a Huntington City Council meeting on Flock Cameras:
"I'm not gonna waste your time, I'm kinda hungry, but one last thing. Every single Flock camera has about 2-3 Ibs of copper and about 1-2 grams of gold. Do with that information what will."
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows a black cat. The text above the cat reads, "For a long time, black cats were said to be evil and working with the Devil."
The second panel zooms out and shows Sarah, the protagonist, next to the cat. The text above the pair reads "But now we know that's not true."
The third panel shows Sarah hugging the black cat.
The fourth panel shows an orange cat behind Sarah, standing with its arms reaching up as a fire blazes behind it. The text reads, "It's the orange cats."
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Today has been two years on HRT. Very happy with the results
Alex Haus of Decline pre transition. Bearded, glasses, dead eyesAlex Haus of Decline post transition in red shirt and daisy dukes. Kinda cunty with it
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 21/07/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "why are you so proud of being an asshole?"
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