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Wild Gesticulations

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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 9h
finally decided to buy the license.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 9h
sometimes I worry.
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Nathan Edwards @grackle.space · 30/09/2026
This is the silliest thing I’ve written in a while
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who up flipping they pillow
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Who up sleeping they bed
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we should've seen this coming after hurricane Marco.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
every time I log in to find a post of mine has gotten more than 30 reactions my first thought is inevitably "oh no, my life is ruined," even though it just means some people liked my meme. but I don't see this changing anytime soon.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
NYT cooking: quick & easy Chinese one-pot meal! all you'll need is hand-cut soba, three sparrows nests, 1/2 teaspoon of cuttlefish ink (or Pacific octopus if you can't find locally sourced) and two pounds of Quokka meat. Quokka may not be as authentic as Pangolin, but you can find it at your Bodega!
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
not bad, I suppose.
a view of the Absaroka's from the Bozeman pass in Montana.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
having a mariachi band play the national anthem at the Bears/Eagles game was an incredible choice. if you listen closely you can hear 50,000 TV's being smashed in the background.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just needed to share these ribs I just got because I feel like I'm committing some kind of sin.
some ridiculous smoked ribs, homemade cornbread, and slaw. eaten out of a box on my lap, like god intended.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wake up dear, new pope birthday party pics have dropped www.reddit.com/r/Historical...
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These photographs show Robert Francis Prevost, decades before he became Pope Leo XIV, celebrating birthdays at the Augustinian formation house in Trujillo, Peru. (1990s)
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao, go off, king consequence.net/2026/09/todd...
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Todd Rundgren Says Taylor Swift "Ruined Music," Calls Her "Apotheosis of Mediocrity"
Todd Rundgren criticized Taylor Swift in a new interview, claiming she "ruined music" and represents the "apotheosis of mediocrity."
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the daily wire is filming a movie in my tiny town and everyone is understandably upset, but mainly because the production crew is acting like a bunch of entitled assholes. shouting racist shit through megaphones in a quiet park, illegally blocking traffic, staging sketchy businesses that look bad...
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
when I was 15 I backed over a trash can (aka "wheely bin") because someone randomly placed it in our driveway and I didn't think to check the rear-view mirror, only the sides. Tesla isn't uniquely to blame for this. this is a consequence of little-dick culture as a whole. and they circle wagons.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this is the guy in an 80's movie who wants to shut down the local teenagers' clubhouse.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I want to know everything I want to be everywhere I want to fuck everyone in the world I want to do something that matters www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5_...
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I Do Not Want This
YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails - Topic
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
fun fact: MGMT made the toddler in their "Kids" video cry by sticking needles under his toenails.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
...and if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Kash Patel doing his signature boggling
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love SNL UK because it's just so damn plucky. it really feels like the 70's-era US. people running from set to set, just in time to introduce the musical act while in an alien costume (compare that to Garth Brook's Chris Gaines shit), and sometimes you hear shit fall over in the background.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"what am I gonna tell my wife???" lmao
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 18/09/2026
Inside of it is a faith hugger
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I could delete 90% of my contacts and absolutely nothing would change.
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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Business/product idea: A thing that works and that people want.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you're asleep now
You won’t be able to see that
photograph in your earth body,
Wayne. You’re asleep
now on Earth, and you
wish you had taken
more photos in
the past, because
you realize now
that your kids
seem more real
than you do,
because you’ve
got thousands of
photos of them,
and twelve of
yourself. Now
stop. Stop screaming.
You’ll wake everyone up.
You’re screaming on Earth. Stop.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BILL RIEFLIN'S BIRTH OF A GIANT IS FINALLY STREAMABLE SOUND THE ALARMS
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
wednesday night, the classic party night
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
every day there's a new headline.
a Polymarket tweet: "BREAKING: It's been revealed that the man accused of plotting an ISIS-inspired mass shooting was a moderator of the r/doordash subreddit, going by the username 'u/i_love_femboys6969'"
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70s Sci-Fi Art @70sscifiart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Remembering my best interaction on Twitter
A 2023 Twitter post from me of a 1970 Moebius illustration of an ornate alien castle, with two figures peering out of a window made out of a sideways glass dome. Someone quoted it to say "7 yr old me at a mcdonalds," and got 38K retweets.
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 15/09/2026
Nine Inch Nails' debut single "Down In It" was released on this day in 1989. If you've never seen it, this 1991 "Hard Copy" segment is a hilarious piece of lore about a camera lost during the filming of the music video that resulted in the FBI launching a murder investigation:
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NIN "Down In It" report on "Hard Copy," March 3rd 1991
"Hard Copy" report on how a mishap during the filming of Nine Inch Nails' "Down In It" video became an FBI murder investigation.
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Nick J Mascisaurus Rex Sr. @bridgemusicbunker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
deer hunting season is gonna go so hard this year
A Fripp Eno camo hat
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this just shows how incredibly shallow his brain is. all he knows is that these are songs people like, so if he plays them, maybe people like him? I've had pet hermit crabs that showed more independence.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
SNL's youtube channel mistaking John Cleese for Michael Palin is chefs kiss perfect, no notes.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
wait is dennis miller still alive
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Sean Connery Cookbook.
recipe for a porridge called “coush-coush”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We don’t talk enough about how much of our days have become entangled in determining what’s real. What’s genuine. What’s human or what’s synthetic. What’s worth our time after having already spent it. It’s a grotesque skill we’ve all been forced to master, and a waste of energy none of us can spare.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
flavor-aid cancels Jonestown remembrance.
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 10/09/2026
Officials in Denver advised residents earlier this week that if they saw a commercial jetliner flying above downtown, accompanied by fighter jets, not to worry: It was a tribute for people who died in the Sept. 11 attacks. On Wednesday, United Airlines officials canceled the planned flyover.
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A Flyover for 9/11 in Denver, With a United Jet and F-16s, Is Called Off
The company said the flyover was meant to be a “meaningful gesture to honor the memory of those lost within the pilot community.”
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
the ancient texts speak of the "Philosopher's Mayo",
Heinz's EVERY SAUCE, placed on a podium surrounded by it's constituent component saucesa list of the sauces in Heinz's EVERY SAUCE, listing Burger Sauce, Garlic, Aioli, Smokey Baconnaise, Sweet Chilli, Chip, Saucy, Mayoracha, Mayomust, Truffle Mayo, Garlic & Caramelised Onion Mayo, Curry Ketchup, Pickle Ketchup, and Smokey Bacon Ketchup
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sky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I have one thing to say to the people who drive those Jeeps without doors. Monsters are going to get your feet
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
*coughs in American*
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Star Trek: Voyager was probably my favorite show as a kid. dunno why.
Seven of Nine sitting in front of a console with her, well, lets be honest - left tit very prominent.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
some serious decisions need to be made.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
two or three hundred miles off, but spiritually correct. we SW'steners are distinct, but we don't have a southern accent, as much as westerns would make you believe. I've been told I do have an accent because I could pronounce "jalapeno" correctly. but that was in NC, which... yeah.
my dialect map. centers on Nevada, but breaks into CA, UT, and AZ.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
every goddamn day for the past week and a half I've been woken up by some kind of bullshit "survey" call about midterm elections in a state I left five years ago. I block every number but nevertheless, they persist.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
modern film trends take a lot of shit for basically requiring subtitles to understand what's going on, but I think they're missing the original sin: the British mumble accent. I'm watching an early 00's series and they may as well be speaking fucking Greek.
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Wild Gesticulations @apolicious.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
oh no
from the preacher (comic/tv show) subreddit: "I knew he reminded me of someone!" 
a picture of arseface next to a puckering Elon Musk. it cannot be unseen.
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💢Eji💢 @artsyneurotic.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I've never actually played Red Alert 3 but I was aware of Tim Curry's infamous "space!" quote, but this article was delightful to read, all about the experiences making those cutscenes. I think I may just need to either play it or track down a cutscene compilation now www.vice.com/en/article/a...
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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