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A tech product that trains its users to drink piss and like it is a bit too on the nose. Punch it up and have it back to me by the end of the day.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 9h

I know it sounds crazy but what if money laundering was an illegal crime that people got punished for

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 10h

Shut it the fuck down, this shit is fuckin humiliating

Reel Ideas for Your Audi...
Come up with 3 new ideas for new reels that will resonate with my audience
One thing first, what do you want these to do?
Do you want reach, meaning pulling in people who don't follow you yet. Or depth, meaning giving the people who already do a reason to stick around.
I want to build a deeper connection with my current audience
Looking at your comments and your previous reels, three directions:
1. Ask before you decide: bring your adience into a choice you haven't made yet. Two options, you're genuinely stuck, they weigh in. Being consulted lands differently than being shown.
2. The thing that didn't hoid up: revici

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 29/09/2026

I can think of a few things that would clear up that uncertainty

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

canceling my subscription to Pert+

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 28/09/2026

*tents fingers* What if we monitor our products? Or enforce policies?

Nvidia (NVDA) says its technology will enable companies to monitor every action undertaken by an AI agent, as well as enforce policies.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

Oh you use Ai for search? Internet search? The problem we solved three decades ago? The task at which I have a nearly 100% lifetime success rate? Please, tell me more

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

men will literally spend two trillion dollars on shitty, half-baked software before looking at their credit card statements

• Consumers who gave the Al access to banking and credit card statements found it to be a great budgeting coach, leading them to cancel unnecessary subscriptions.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/09/2026

Not only have I never heard this song, I didn’t know “Billboard music charts” were still a thing

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 26/09/2026

DOCTOR: You’ll love it, always a great show. Except you can’t take that iced coffee into the theater with you, the clown doesn’t allow that. ME: But Doctor… I am Pagliacci.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 25/09/2026

Starting to think maybe this software doesn't work good

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 24/09/2026

Monitoring this situation until further notice

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 24/09/2026

I’m okay with this as long as we can all agree that “blows goats” is the exception to the rule

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

Feedback on drafts and dynamic thumbnails: the Future we were promised

The updates include expanding Ask Studio, its Al-powered Q&A feature, to iOS and Android, as well as new features that provide feedback on drafts and create dynamic thumbnails.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

texting my robot 300 times a day to see how my life is going

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/09/2026

In the Future, we will all have personal, computerized assistants that can meet every need and fulfill any desire, but will also spend a lot of time haggling with other computerized assistants over the price of ceramic bowls and assorted knickknacks.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

"the most useful A.I. app I had ever used." Yeah, that's probably true, and it fucking sucks! It does a bad job and takes more time than it saves. All of this shit sucks and for some reason nobody can say that. Open your capitalOne app, it takes three minutes a month

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

solving the inflation crisis by telling everyone in the country to ask their chatbot "how to pay less for stuff"

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

This is a problem that a functioning healthcare system with a halfway decent website could have solved 20 years ago.

Last week, I answered a call from an unknown number. “I reached Anthem Dental and am about to connect you,” a voice piped up.
The call was from an artificial intelligence “agent” created by Meta, which owns Facebook and Instagram. Ten minutes earlier, the A.I. agent had called my dental insurer, given them my member I.D., answered a security question and waited on hold before transferring me to the representative — just as I had asked it to.
I was surprised by how much easier the agent had made it to deal with insurance. It was one of many tasks that I accomplished with Muse, the A.I. agent app that Meta unveiled this month.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/09/2026

genuinely wracking my brain on how the "having health insurance" scam works

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 21/09/2026

Third headline I’ve seen about quantum computing in a week. We’re already moving on to the next Hype Tech. The Ai boom is officially over.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 20/09/2026

The situation is quickly devolving in the world of Podcast Awards.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 20/09/2026

(looks up from ancient tome, takes off glasses) According to this, every season comes down to the final week

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 19/09/2026

I’m just thankful that all these gas price increases aren’t taxes instead, because then it would be an emergency that we’d have to fix immediately

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 19/09/2026

when you’re on day two of your mescaline trip but still have to go to work

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 19/09/2026

I’d have to say that the number one reason that the data-collection arm of a military contractor owned by the world’s richest nazi is my social media platform of choice is Free Speech.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 19/09/2026

It’s just shitty logistics software that probably doesn’t work but no one can say that because they’re calling it “Ai” and in six months we’ll hear about how they have to take it offline to “restructure the program”

"This software will say, 'well, listen we can see this 45 days out. Let's move some of those flights a little bit later, or five, seven, 10 minutes earlier, and we can resolve the issue. And so then you are not dolayed, Duffy said in an interview with CBS News.

The firm behind it, Air Space Intelligence, was awarded a $875 million, 12-vear government contract earlier this year, according to the new reporting.
Some aviation industry figures find the scale of its rollout to be much smaller to what they were hoping, it noted.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 16/09/2026

who up obtaining they children

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 16/09/2026

*puts a PlayStation 2 in charge of the nuclear arsenal* PlayStation 2’s are getting too powerful too fast

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 15/09/2026

So broke my underwear is made by a single Hane

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 11/09/2026

when you're writing headlines

Drake meme, No: mathematicians with a big computer and unlimited resources solved a math problem

Yes: Ai solved a math problem

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 05/09/2026

There are 38 wolves inside you. And they post.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 04/09/2026

This is a scandal and, quite frankly, a disgrace to our nation. I’m calling for a complete and total shutdown of all podcasts until we figure out what the hell is going on.

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 04/09/2026

wonder what he's going to say after it's released and it sucks just as much donkey ass as all their other products

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 02/09/2026

The Los Angeles San Diego LA Clippers of Anaheim respectfully ask for privacy during this difficult time

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 02/09/2026

when you finally find your righteous hack

The hackers from Hackers rollerblading through the Hackersville neighborhood of New York because that's what you do there to indicate that you're a real hacker, rollerblade

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 31/08/2026

RFKJr has just sent his order of horse tallow fries back to the kitchen. “Not tallowy enough,” he said. “Give me another, and this time with extra horse.”

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 30/08/2026

(Matt Damon voice from Team America) horse tallow

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 27/08/2026

Welcome to Bluesky, please familiarize yourself with the range of opinions it is permissible to express

A bunch of real animals smoking cigarettes to make kids realize how dumb smoking is

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 23/08/2026

(David Letterman voice) Loggia ... Langella

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 22/08/2026

Whenever I get off an elevator I always give it a little kiss on the “8” button, sometimes even whisper “you complete me” if the ride was really good. It’s not weird, it’s called preparing for the future

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 20/08/2026

thank you President Horsebeef

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 14/08/2026

happy to report that this film is both historically accurate and faithful to the source material. racially

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 13/08/2026

I doubt it, but I wish him luck

A tool from the Make it make Sense fake WaPost podcast or whatever

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Robb Witmer @robbwitmer.info · 12/08/2026

The president escaped from Air Force One inside the van that has the Criterion Closet in the back. He did the thing where he took every single movie "because they can't stop you, nobody says you can't." Except he left the Wes Anderson collection. "Too symmetrical" he said.

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