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Eriko Christy @erikochristy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what a strange coincidence that every woman has friends who have been sexually assaulted (and quite possibly has been herself) and no man seems to be friends with any rapists!
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there are 70 million people for whom this is the biggest song in the world. they watch comedies called like "Wives of Jim" that have run for nine seasons. they're usually pretty affable in person. in 2024 they severed the fate of humanity because of egg prices
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nazi shit 🙂🙂🙂
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 22/09/2026
I Thought My Colleague Was Simply A Plain Jane, But ... I Casually Pulled Some Shit On Her, And That Was All She Wrote. From There On, She Used Her Meaty Body, And Her Endless Lust, To Suck My Balls Dry All Night, And That's How It Went For Me. Ruka Inaba
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the republicans are wide open on several fronts, historically unpopular president, unpopular war, record high gas. any dem throwing trans people under the bus at this moment is doing it because they want to. not like they need to, do they. even if it worked as a vote winner, which it doesn't
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
an insanely evil thing to say, god damn
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
well hell yeah dude
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Notice how those “apolitical” people ALWAYS end up siding with the oppressors
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"The only democracy in the Middle East", folks!
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/09/2026
So they realized they're in the gutter, no revenue in sight, operating at a tremendous loss, and suddenly decided to slow down "to save the humanity."
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Staub @yepstaub.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what a curious day to put these on sale
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
STOP IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEN HOLEN A CRYSTAL BALL OF A GUY LICKING AMERICAN FLAG POLICE BOOT'S "A SYMBOL OF NOT JUST RESPECTING AUTHORITY BUT SEEKING TO IMPRESS IT WITH DEVOTION" - YOULL NEVER LICK THE BOOT SO WELL THEY LET U WEAR IT ! DUMB ASS!!!!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Chris Terry-Enescu @cjterry.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Truly wild to have lived through moral panics about teenagers wearing hoodies and Muslim women wearing the head dress to now experience 'but is a large group of organised far right activists in balaclavas really that scary'
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Ryan Cooper heel turn that has been happening over the last few weeks has been really sad. He was my #1 for navigating this crazy landscape like a decade ago.
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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You'll be working with your brother Paul from here on out. Find him by the hotel for a briefing.
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Crushed @silenttakedown.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
a screenshot from the upcoming remake of Tomb Raider 1. lara croft is looking at her phone in the middle of an ancient ruin, and it's showing her a generic crafting menu, and a png of saucepan of stew that apparently her phone lets her cook for "Damage resistance" if she has 6 potatoes
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
lmao completely insane
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
logging on to the earnest high-info neurotics website every day during the everything going wrong decade: 'you know, the vibes here could be better'
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Sinan Kose @thesinankose.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm not quite sure how to process the fact that we've had a over a decade of screaming at the left in the UK on behalf of making the ideology this guy represents basically illegal to criticise.
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cakemittens @cakemittens.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
they fired me for googling Jon Arbuckle from the work wifi "you should already know about him"
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mx. emotion @mx-emotion.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
This is the face they show to the world on purpose. Concentration camp imagery, gleeful boasts of suffering inflicted on people who dream of education. A close-up of a crying face because, as always, the cruelty is the point. Israel is an irredeemable fascist state. There is no complexity here.
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I will never get used to how stupid all this shit is.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Just once I'd like Israel's defenders to talk about the country as it exists, not an idealized version of it
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
[citation needed]
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normal sara @sarasocial.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
online ad for a pretty white cat with a blue eye and a yellow eye, basking in the sunlight. it is captioned “beautiful cat with homophobia”
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Mystery solved: the Freedom Fuel Network was able to charge so little for gas because it stiffed its supplier and refused to pay for it
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Trump lauded low prices at Freedom Fuel. A supplier says some gas wasn’t paid for.
Mansfield Oil Company of Gainesville claimed in a federal lawsuit this month that it was never paid for more than a million gallons of fuel from a terminal in Pennsylvania between late May and early J...
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The thing you have to realize about anyone who gets famous from Online is that unless they roll a nat 20 and get Chapo level famous they're gonna have to pivot right to make a living. And there's no way they're going to work a normal job after realizing they're so "important".
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Athomedogdad @athomedogdad.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I mean he does often lose control and destroy civilian infrastructure so that tracks
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
They banned me immediately for typing > TURN RIGHT > PLACE SCEPTER IN WATER
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
America lost its mafia vassal state before you were born, unless you're over 70 years old, and even then, you were a baby. You aren't a private healthcare CEO. There's no reason to be like this. No amount of Cuban blood is going to solve whatever your fucking problem is.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the luigi situation is interesting in that while most people obviously think killing is wrong, there's a general exception given for killing someone who is killing others, & apparently a lot of people think that the US healthcare system is ran by killers killing people for profit, so y'know
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this is such a good account
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Kai @kaisten.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Look, boys will be boys, he admitted wrong, isn't that enough? I mean I don't hear this Brian Thompson guy complaining so I think we're all good here
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I have never been able to read more than halfway through one of these... articles? Things? That Axios publishes. I get a headache almost immediately.
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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
2009 (hopeful): We need banking and tax reform. We need green energy. We need healthcare and education. 2026 (exhausted): What if we made bribes taxable?
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Was looking for souvenirs in Isle of Palms, SC and apparently stumbled upon the Google Maps equivalent of a cryptid? The dreaded red headed cashier (and her parrot Bubba) have been tormenting customers at My Favorite Things for over a decade.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And the peak of their civilization is actually run by pedophiles. It's such a grotesque spectacle to behold as rapists bomb and burn the planet and everything sucks but at least it's not gay
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We should tax the rich just so there’s no one to fund this crap anymore, I do not need to see this opinion ever again
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
here's a fun lil exercise for cis people: how many articles would a publication have to print calling for your extermination before you would expect people who care about you to stop giving them money? and how would you feel if their excuse for still supporting them is some fuckass crossword puzzle?
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
sounds good
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
damn he must have bombed horribly if the press is acknowledging it, rather than kissing his ass by default because he got shot at the last time
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It's a lawyer billboard that says "Injured?"
And then there's some clever editing and it's Brian and Link with the accompanying text that says "Please don't tell mom I'll let you hit me back"
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
🥴
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Shilf to dad "Dad, are you in the Mafia"

(Cut to a picture of County Fair Spray T Shirt Mafia Don SpongeBob giving Shilf a thumbs up and holding a wad of cash)
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Kevin Morgan @mrgan.com · 19/07/2026
Another game cursed by Trump’s presence…
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pinch shitter @obamagamerchair.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck Fernàndez but that was still just a very elaborate flop
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Government-promoted anti-intellectualism is a common feature of fascist states, with “intellectualism” coded as feminine and/or Jewish/leftist.
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