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Mike Stevens🫰

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Photographer / journo / designer / massive nerd Technically Gen X \ AuDHD \ Solo dad 🦘Melbourne, Oz 🔗 mikestevens.link

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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 27/09/2026
Melbourne has the largest tram network in the entire world, but ngl, nothing surprises me about our team coming second last 😂
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FULL HIGHLIGHTS: The European Tram Driver Championships 2026
YouTube video by The Tim Traveller
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Peter Anderson @zerogeewhiz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Chemical Brothers feat. Beth Orton Where Do I Begin is an absolute belter. youtu.be/GpasbHWIAaI?si=rtikWJKEfL2…
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 27/09/2026
I tried making bread once. Got divorced a few years later. Not saying the two events are related, but I'm not not saying it.
A screengrab of an old tumblr post with the text: 

By the way, just in case this helps someone - 

COOKING - creativity is okay 

BAKING - stick to the recipe (you can usually adjust sugar content to taste, though) 

BREAD - wait for the right weather conditions (or engineer them), be one assertive and self-confident motherfucker because dough can feel it if you aren't, a blood sacrifice probably helps, trust the gods
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 26/09/2026
@kagi.com I often get this "We haven't found anything" screen for search terms that, I mean, would definitely have something. Usually if I hit 'retry' a couple of times, it'll work, but... what gives?
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 26/09/2026
@reloader-au.bsky.social Folks, any idea if the absence of images in my Reloader RSS feed is a bug at your end? Occurring in both Inoreader and Feedly.
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Reloader @reloader-au.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Goodbye Chromebook, hello Googlebook
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Google Announces The Googlebook – A Premium Android Hybrid Laptop
Move over Chromebook
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 20/08/2026
when i reply to your email it will either be within ten minutes or within six years
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I signed up for Disney+ in 2020, it cost $89.99 a year 2026 renewal will be $249.99 That's close to triple the price in 6 years. I think we're done Mickey
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Mickey Mouse
ALT: Mickey Mouse
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 25/09/2026
Oof, the addition of gen AI as a 'feature', and pushing it so hard, is definitely poor form for a company that targets creators. But yeah... I confess I really want this thing. The price though 😬
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 11/09/2026
"The world is falling down around us, but we assure you it'll be business as usual!" Nothing much changes...
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Nick Miller @nickdmiller.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Further proof that Spelling Bee is not written for Australians.
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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I tried designing a character on a three hour flight, let’s see how I did
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 09/09/2026
Never thought I'd miss comic sans but here we are
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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So the waiter said, "The plate is hot,” and I said, "I'll be the judge of that, haha." Anyhoo, I met a lot of nice people at the burn center.
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Vooks @vooks.net · 08/09/2026
The Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time remake pricing revealed www.vooks.net/the-le...
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/07/2026
Asteroid Threat xkcd.com/3265/
Comic. [Two images of Earth, one centered on Africa, with a dotted line behind, and the other in the foreground with a target marked in the Indian Ocean.] [caption] Dire news: An asteroid is on course to hit the Earth exactly *opposite* the Yucatán Peninsula, bringing *back* the dinosaurs.
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Pro Jank Footy @projankfooty.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Broden Kelly says Just Shut Up and Jank 💪 Get a look at our full page PRO JANK FOOTY ad in Continue Magazine (Edition 01) which is out this October and available to buy now on Kickstarter.
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Sheepie @bastardsheep.com · 28/08/2026
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
On this day 108 years ago an 18 year old boy was killed in the basement of a house in France by an artillery shell. That boy was my Great Uncle George. It's a sad one, but it has some lovely bits too. He was known as the Baby of The Battalion, red more here yelpar.blogspot.com/2026/08/geor...
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GEORGE COBBE
George Cobbe was my mother's uncle, and thus my great uncle. He was also the uncle my mother never knew. The reason she never knew hi...
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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
My painting NORTHERN LAKE
An acrylic painting of a northern lake at twilight.
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 05/08/2026
Cafés should have a sign you can put on your table that says "we haven't seen each other in months so we're gonna chat for ages before it occurs to us that we should look at the menu; please stop asking if we're ready to order, but definitely bring over a couple of flat whites in the meantime"
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 05/08/2026
do they sell pillows for screaming all our rage and frustration into or do we just use the ones we've already got? I feel like our employers should have to provide a fresh pillow every few months or something
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 01/08/2026
I love that my family's most enduring tradition has so far been me calling out "okay, screens off please" and my daughter calling back "one more minute please!" and me saying "one more minute" and then repeating "okay screens off please" 30 minutes later
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 31/07/2026
didn’t save the manuals tho did he
A grid of online store product listings featuring various vinyl car decals, mostly showing six-speed gear shift pattern graphics with phrases like "Save The Manuals" and one decal reading "Jesus Saves" on a rear car window.
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 30/07/2026
Hoooooly shit. Note to self: shout "please check the username again ffs!!!" if ever arrested for crimes committed online
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 30/07/2026
Holy shit this is life changing
A social media post featuring a screenshot of a structured, flow-chart-style brownie recipe table. Above the table, caption text reads, "I can't believe someone solved recipe design decades ago and everyone just decided to ignore it". Below the table, a repost from @howstuffworks adds, "YOU’RE TELLING ME I COULD’VE BEEN PUTTING MY RECIPES INTO SPREADSHEETS THIS WHOLE TIME?????". The recipe chart lists ingredients on the left (butter, sugar, vanilla, espresso, eggs, flour, cocoa powder, baking soda, salt) and uses connecting block columns to visually map out action steps like melting, mixing, folding in, and baking.
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Lesley Carhart @hacks4pancakes.com · 30/07/2026
Even the man stubbornly fights the man in Australia This is the KFC reaction to a postal worker getting fired after an unauthorised KFC break (other stuff too, but everyone likes a good tale)
OFFICIAL BRAND STATEMENT
Unfortunately, not all scheduled work breaks line-up perfectly with a KFC craving.
While we don't set the schedules, we do know how chicken obsessed our fans can be and that the call for 11 herbs and spices can strike at any time of the day.
To ensure future visits by postal workers are strictly 'official business,'
KFC is immediately posting a bunch of very urgent postcards addressed to...ourselves.
These will be arriving to select local KFC restaurants across the country soon.
The good news for posties - we need you to deliver this essential mail right inside the restaurant. When you do, simply hand the postcard over the counter to a friendly team member, and it is redeemable for a free meal.
Consider it postage paid in chicken.
Kind regards,
KFC
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 27/07/2026
A painting by Doug Beekman, depicting a wizard in his castle hair, sitting at a 1980s-style computer and pointing to the screen as if reading a sacred text.
A painting by Doug Beekman, depicting a wizard in his castle lair, sitting at a 1980s-style computer and pointing to the screen as if reading a sacred text.
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 27/07/2026
Started watching Masters of the Universe with my son last night – why the fk is it so long?? We paused it with 45 minutes left because it was getting too late. I haven't seen such a poorly edited movie in forever. It's been fun overall, with some great scenes, but damn it needs to be cut way down.
A screengrab from Masters of the Universe with Adam / He-Man, Duncan, Teela, Cringer and a battle bot of some description.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 😩 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/23/old
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Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan.com · 24/07/2026
the thing about ADHD is i can know: ✅ what i need to do ✅ when i need to do it ✅ why it matters ✅ how to start and STILL sit completely frozen on the couch watching the deadline approach like a slow-motion train
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99% Invisible @99pi.org · 24/07/2026
In the early 1970s, Bruce Lee made nunchaku (nunchucks) cool — But the nunchucks craze coincided with something much bigger: the birth of a radical new Asian American identity. Listen to A History of the United States in 100 Objects on the 99% Invisible feed 👉 bit.ly/4fNZhPW
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Football is here Dan @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 24/07/2026
Absolutely loved #StarTrek SNW s04e01, but the idea of Pike not being monumentally famous for his role in that mindbogglingly pivotal piece of human history... sheeeeit. There's retconning and then there's retCONning y'know? Great ep tho.
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 24/07/2026
Weird to see Michael Dorman in an Aussie TV drama... I'm too used to him being in Patriot and For All Mankind, haha. Gonna have to adapt to his natural Kiwi/Aussie accent now! iview.abc.net.au/show/treasur...
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Treasure & Dirt
When a headless torso is found deep inside an opal mine, Ivan Lucic and Nell Buchanan are seconded to the desolate outback mining town of Nullah where law and order is optional.
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Ginger Beef 🫚 @itsgingerbeef.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Gm ☀️
A large, open, book with a a two-page spread with facts and diagrams about the planet Uranus. The image of the planet itself is spread across the fold of the page and looks like butt-cheeks.
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 22/07/2026
This place really attracts all sorts doesn't it
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Mike Stevens🫰 @mikestevens.link · 21/07/2026
Urgh what a surprise that Musk would turn to child labour
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Tesla Finally Built a Two-Wheeler, and It Runs Entirely on Toddler Power
The magnesium-framed ripper for ages 2 to 5 sold out almost immediately.
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Dan Ilic @danilic.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Finally — woke is over. A man can become the leader of a Women's publication purely on merit.
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Dan Ilic @danilic.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
What a crazy time of life middle age is — all your heroes disappear off into the sunset.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 11/07/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
a picture of a men's wearhouse but the word men has gone out in the lit lettered sign, so it looks like it just says sWearhouse
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 03/07/2026
i like how it positions the author's name as though it's the answer to the question in the title
is there anything more pathetic than a bluesky user? 

stephen pollard
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Nuri @actionhankbeard.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bombaz
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 02/07/2026
some amazing things happening over on threads — ever since they “shut down CERN”
CERN has to be real. Why do the days magically feel longer again? I keep looking at the clock in disbelief.Honestly... I can feel the immediate difference with CERN turning off. It's like turning off the annoying big light in the house that's been on for last 4 years. It's like finally getting some quiet after being immersed in a screaming heavy death metal concert or rave for days and days. It's like there's no restrictions. No hindrances. No more delays. I feel free.They turned off CERN and now the days feel twice as long. I'm TIREDCall me crazy, whatever ya whatever you want but since CERN shut down their machine time IS slower (i saw somewhere that our minutes are actually 60 seconds long again after being 45 seconds since COVID, ive had a mild frontal headache for 2 days and just had this weird energy around me. I can't be the only one, right?!
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Tim Byrne @tbyrne75.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Give the decision of the US Supreme Court today, this is more relevant than ever.
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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