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The Untalented Mr Rapley

@sturap.bsky.social
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A stay at home astronaut, former Chef turned Archaeologist with sensible shoes and a working mans tan

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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean... I'm all for soldiers not dying but also.... ermmm jeez 🫣 Yes I know it's AI (at the moment) but thats not really the point here, but also the point here
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ok. That’s creep af
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can I interest you in a loaf of Rye for $60US Hear me out: It's made using 100% rye grain grown in Austrian ancestral family soil, milled to a precise specification in Austria, then shipped to SoHo where its baked every single day in their open concept bakery... martinauer.com/collections/...
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Larry Mitchell @drlarrymitchell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I signed up for Disney+ in 2020, it cost $89.99 a year 2026 renewal will be $249.99 That's close to triple the price in 6 years. I think we're done Mickey
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Mickey Mouse
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It astounds me just how regularly I forget that all furniture that I can afford to buy, arrives as a flat pack. I see the assembled image and say to myself "oh yes, send me that" and then that goddamn flat box arrives. I doubt I'll ever remember. Oh well, whats one more weekend of back pain eh?!
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Will Smith in Men In Black: Wrong Person
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Revisited Pinterest for the first time in a while (cos i'm doing some redecorating and its a great place for ideas) and it's starting to fill with AI slop. be a shame to lose pinterest to this plague
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Beauty day for a day ay? Beautiful fucking day to have a day! this is a GOOD bloody read ifloz.substack.com/p/king-carne...
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KING CARNEY ACTIVATES KONG MODE WITH ZERO FUCKS
Carney Reads the Clock Like a Pro Wrestler
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chrisjuhn.bsky.social @chrisjuhn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You can see Spidey fighting evil in this series of images. In the last 2 you can see a yellowish/orange tone in the photo. That’s when I was being pepper sprayed in the back and the side of the face. If you want to support my work feel free to do so at this link: paypal.me/chrisjuhn
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
On this day 108 years ago an 18 year old boy was killed in the basement of a house in France by an artillery shell. That boy was my Great Uncle George. It's a sad one, but it has some lovely bits too. He was known as the Baby of The Battalion, red more here yelpar.blogspot.com/2026/08/geor...
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GEORGE COBBE
George Cobbe was my mother's uncle, and thus my great uncle. He was also the uncle my mother never knew. The reason she never knew hi...
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Vale JY ☹️ www.abc.net.au/news/2026-08...
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Young Talent Time host Johnny Young dies
Young Talent Time host Johnny Young has died aged 79 following a brief battle with pancreatic cancer.
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 11/08/2026
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This is crazy good Second perspective/reveal/how'd he do it, here www.tumblr.com/donnaimmacul...
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
So we have two options Alien or Sex Doll. giggle 🙃 www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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NSW police say ‘body’ of woman found in suitcase by side of road near Goulburn was not human
What was originally reported as a body found in Oallen on Sunday was ‘very realistic in the terms of looking like human remains’, police say
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I made a rare blog post on my blog, remember them?! yelpar.blogspot.com/2026/08/de-b...
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DE BIJENKORF BUILDING
I recently stumbled upon the first picture below and immediately had to know more, and so here is what I learned... This is the iconic De B...
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Italian Man Jailed for Building Fake Roman Amphitheatre and Charging Tourists €40 Maybe it was the papier-mâché columns that did him in?! ftnnews.com/travel-news/...
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Italy Jails Man for Fake Roman Theatre Scam
Italy’s top court upheld a fraud conviction over a fake Roman theatre that charged tourists up to 40 euros.
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
To be fair to Gina (🤢) do people come to Australia not expecting to row with crocodiles on the course? www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Gina Rinehart lobbied for controversial plan to move 2032 Olympic rowing to crocodile-inhabited river
Decision to host event on Fitzroy River at Rockhampton, 600km north of host city Brisbane, prompted significant backlash
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JosABanks @thejoshbanks.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforh... • 9h
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside.
He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Secret Panel HERE 😩 tinyview.com/mrlovenstein/2026/07/23/old
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
There are always options
Colman Domingo: I have a message for everyone who is upset about diversity in The Odyssey. If you want to see a film with a cast of all white people who are cursed by the gods, the Melania movie is currently streaming.
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Who says humans are no longer evolving? I just read the below comment on a Reddit post "The same kind’ve people who have..." I give it ten years before the Cambridge Dictionary makes it the word of the year.
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Homer Simpson Reads the Dictionary
ALT: Homer Simpson Reads the Dictionary
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King Algamemnon @adamrothman.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm not posting Odyssey memes because one must be wary of GIFs bearing Greeks.
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Richard Drew #MDANT @ourmanincairo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
#ripbonnietyler
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This song reminds of a first love everytime I hear it (teenage crsuh) 75 is too young man www.bbc.com/news/article... #ripbonnietyler youtu.be/lcOxhH8N3Bo?...
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Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Turn Around) (Official Video)
YouTube video by bonnietylerVEVO
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Yes please youtu.be/iEpdGDM6x48?...
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Tell me about it, I'm nowhere near as flexible as I used to be Yes I am 5 years old
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How to find Uranus this week, the hardest planet I've ever tried to see
Get your eyes on the seventh planet, and you can graduate as a skywatcher — and there's a perfect way to cheat this week as Mars glides by Uranus.
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
There are so many awesome actual photos of Nestory Irankunda and the Socceroos from this world cup and yet the Commonwealth Bank put this AI Slop on their website. I'm sorry but this is absolute trash
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D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83.com · 27/06/2026
Telling my kids this is what falling in love sounded like in the 1980s 💗 #synth #80s #classic80s
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LEAVE HER ALONE
Graphic showing an arial shot of a woodland with dry river rock and trees and in the center is the famous missing giraffe from recent news. The text says “real county TX, CBS Austin- MISSING GIRAFFE FOUND “FAT AND HAPPY.”
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Chatting with my doctor this week about how people in history would've died painful deaths from things we easily cure today & that life expectancy in some eras was 50ish years And she says "Yeah well in the bible some people lived for 500 to 600 years, how do we explain that?" I need a new doctor
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Tom Hiddleston's Worried Face
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
On Monday 27th July there will be a national AusAlert test. Most phones, & some smart watches & tablets will receive this alert & it will be loud. If you know someone who has a hidden phone (for eg a DV situation) they should read this. Spread the word folks www.ausalert.gov.au/alerts-expla...
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Stevie Bennett @steviebennett.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Man Who Supports One Nation and Socceroos Suffers Mental Breakdown After Former Refugee Scores World Cup Goal — The Shovel
A man who within the last 24 hours has both called for an end to all immigration to Australia and chanted ‘Aussie Aussie Aussie’ at a World Cup live site, was said to be in a serious but stable condit...
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Nadya Voynich @nadyavoynich.com · 05/06/2026
To avoid burnout, use this 30/30 rule: After 30 min of work, quit and disappear into the mountains for 30 years. Happy Friday! #buildinpublic #startuplife #hiking #mountains #nature #productivity
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Norwegian World Cup Team
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Okay... so this storm actually might be a bit of an issue. Can track it via the link below if needed #perthstorm zoom.earth/maps/satelli...
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Remembering a bunch of years back when I was on that zucker site, I'd asked an archaeologist mate over in the UK to confirm something on an archaeology FB group for me and he responded with the most British of archaeological responses... "Will do... am on Hadrians wall just now... so a bit tricky"
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
How was work today honey? Oh you know, just the usual, putting new testicles on the bull. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Milan gives bull mosaic testicles worn down by spinning tourists some TLC
The artwork is the centre of a tradition that involves visitors performing three spins on it for good fortune.
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
credit to whomever made this 😂
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The medieval version of reading your phone on the loo archaeology.org/news/2026/05...
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News - Lost Notebook Found in Medieval Toilet - Archaeology Magazine
PADERBORN, GERMANY—La Brújula Verde reports that a German archaeological team under the supervision of the […]
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The greatest job application I have ever received... sorry Jimmy I do not have one job nor metal
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The Sophist (or travelling teacher) Philostratus description of Achilles includes the following... "Though mild in manner, he was very fierce in battle. His face showed the joy of a man richly endowed."
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Achillis Drinking from a Horn
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I got all excited when I saw the headline, and then I remembered there's more than one Perth www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Perth's 'little streets' to feature in new exhibition
The show will explore the conditions for traders and craftspeople in the city hundreds of years ago.
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I implore you all, if you want to post a picture, article, anything about Trump, please write Trump somewhere in the post. If you don't then our "blocked words" system fails* *I am aware that as soon as I post this I may not be able to see this! The old double Trump trick eh?!
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Watched a girl around 24 (ish) yrs old walk up to the pay phone out front of my local post office and start laughing at it, she looked it up and down and then snapped a photo of it, before walking away chuckling. I got the impression she was amazed that public phones were/are a thing
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a man with long hair and a beard holds a glass of milk
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
If you love space and if you love photography and especially if you love space photography... or not, this will be one of the best uses of 30 minutes ever. Get cosy, cos it's just a bit like that. Explaining the Most Important (Best) Artemis II Photos youtu.be/oaXRREHVkHo?... #space #artemis
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Explaining the Most Important Artemis II Photos
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The Untalented Mr Rapley @sturap.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
NASA PR Team meeting Team leader "Ok, listen up folks, we have a close call meteor passing by Earth in 3 years, we need to name it, name it something that won't cause concern among the general public" Team member "I've got it... God of Chaos" #nasa www.cbsnews.com/news/apophis...
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"God of chaos" asteroid will pass close to Earth in 3 years, NASA says
People on the ground in the Eastern Hemisphere will be able to observe the asteroid with their own eyes, weather permitting, according to NASA.
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Marcy Gall @marcygall.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Should be part of his next test.
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