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Mike Schmidt

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So it’s just gonna be a never-ending series of these sites until the sun blows up, huh?

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 02/10/2026
talked about this before and again, i'm speaking as a third generation journeyman trades worker, but working in trades is not something that any of the people who write these pieces, or honestly most of you, respect at all. It's perceived as something you do when all the "good" options are gone.
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF
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Michael Clayton Karen Walker
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There are too many people in congress who would be happier doing this, and that's part of why our politics is so stupid bsky.app/profile/avit...
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 23/09/2026
Five cops in Indianapolis were just criminally charged with abusing Flock to spy on their ex-wives, their wives' ex-partners and women they met on duty. Audit was triggered by us at the @washingtonpost.com, the prosecutor said. From last month: wapo.st/4yfNHng
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 23/09/2026
Six-year-old Lian Yunzhi broke the women’s 3x3x3 Rubik’s Cube world record twice in three days, recording an average solve time of 4.27 seconds. Lian is now the first female speedcuber to record an official average below 4.5 seconds. wapo.st/4Atnpzb
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like this a lot
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Pray they do not alter it further
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Carrie Fisher looked at future ROBOCOP star Peter Weller during a 1980 Giorgio Armani afterparty
Carrie Fisher looking sexily at Peter Weller
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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Carrie Fisher flirtily stealing Peter Weller's glasses was possibly the sexiest a woman has ever been
Four photos of Carrie taking and wearing Peter's glasses
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Once you start conceding ground to the “protect sports” angle in order to win an election you’re not fighting for anyone’s rights
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Pete Hegseth just fired three of these anthem singers
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cursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/09/2026
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man theonion.com/trump-claims-he-was-fa…
Trump Claims He Was Falling Man
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 08/09/2026
You have to make making culture a priority. mattdpearce.substack.com/p/how-should...
What do we lose when software is our greatest cultural export? Doesn't it bother you that Al has made the signs in your neighborhood uglier and removed the quirks of human idiosyncrasy in the handwritten note stuck in the storefront window? Wasn't it better that people could choose whether to see the silly Wile E. Coyote movie instead of leaving a finished project in the vault to die in tax write-off purgatory?
Weren't you amazed to learn that the Circe scene in Christopher Nolan's "Odyssey" was shot completely in-camera, with prosthetics and no CGI? Aren't there different, more difficult stories out there that also deserve to get told, and to also get told well?
Don't people work hard enough and suffer too much not to deserve, in their short lives, to encounter beautiful and well made things?
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Jose Bautista's Iconic Bat Flip Home Run for Blue Jays
ALT: Jose Bautista's Iconic Bat Flip Home Run for Blue Jays
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A lot of people have said to me “but why would the government lie about the risks from Covid?” And I’m sorry but the answer is always because capital is valued over lives and they want you to go back to work, it was true in the mines, true on the railroads, true post-9/11, and true now.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ignore maha at your own peril. every single one of you should always be giving your full attention to every single group of people all of the time
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New Milo just dropped
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Angus Johnston @angus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Read it to the end.
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 25/08/2026
can the league’s leadership please just wise up already and openly tell every conservative to eat shit
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Courtney Love did actual cool shit, she does not need to post Gen X ‘boomer’ memes on her Instagram story.
A post on Courtney Love’s Instagram story:

GEN X DIDN'T CALL IN SICK...
GENX -
CLOSED THE BAR SLEPT FOR AN HOUR.
GRABBED A COFFEE & A CIGARETTE.
STILL SMELLED LIKE ALCOHOL.
HAD THE HAND STAMP TO PROVE IT.
AND WENT TO WORK LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
WE ARE NOT THE FU*KING SAME.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I think it's nice that the president's most trusted aide is the It's All For You Damien nurse from The Omen. She's qualified and she's doing an amazing job.
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
George in “Of Mice And Men”:
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Operation Cuck à l'orange
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Hahaha
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I never knew Jif stood for “Jesus, I’m fat”
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Joe Sheehan @sheehannewsletter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Yes, the problem is penalizing a team $180 million for providing the best product it can to its fans.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 01/08/2026
Are you saying the DOJ withdrew that pool vandalism indictment… upon reflection?
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Escape from New York (1981)
Film still. Kurt Russell as Snake Plisskin, a man in a worn leather jacket with a black patch on his left eye. 
" I don't give a fuck about your war or your president." I wish I could say the same, Snake. I do care about these things. I'm angry and I'm  disgusted but I can't say I don't give a fuck.
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
KILL DANNY
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age, what's your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?
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Willem Dafoe: Wrong Place, Wrong Time (To Live And Die In LA)
ALT: Willem Dafoe: Wrong Place, Wrong Time (To Live And Die In LA)
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Guys, what time is Estonia v Malta? Vietnam v Vatican City? Anyone know when Liechtenstein v Indonesia kicks off? Where is my soccer? I NEED MY GODDAMN SOCCER.
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It all looks like it’s covered in bugs
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There are two possibilities here. Taylor Farms paid a shit ton of money to get the FDA to say this. Or DOGE decimated the FDA so significantly that they managed to fuck up a basic sample test. Neither one is great!
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Cryptkeeper on commentary: PAIN have SCARED a GHOUL against SCARGENTINA
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mensrea @mensie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
German broadcast. Nailed it
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Dang they really got a category for everything
THR
The Hollywood Reporter *
@THR
Louis C.K. Wins Grammy for First Special Since Sexual Misconduct Allegations
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Trump doesn’t force people to do bad things. All he did was show people they could get away with being horrible if they really wanted to, and a lot of powerful people decided they didn’t need to pretend anymore. Especially those in influential positions who could push back but did not.
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You know what really improves your sport? Checking in with a shadowy cabal of faceless dudes at a remote location to see if every score is truly a score. So much fun.
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Hahaha they’re referencing my “however” nonsense on the episode. Thanks Dude!
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Mike Schmidt @mike40yob.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Needs more gong
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 08/07/2026
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
DAWG WE'RE DOING STATE-RUN GAS PRICES AT PRICE CONTROLLED RATES DESPITE INCREASING SHORTAGES TO PACIFY THE PEOPLE AND THEY'RE SCREAMING ABOUT HOW THEIR OPPONENTS WANT COMMUNISM I AM GOING TO LOSE MY ENTIRE GODDAMN MIND
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