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April Ajoy

@aprilajoy.bsky.social
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Author of Star-Spangled Jesus Humorously detoxing 🇺🇲 Christianity

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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Senator Tim Scott at the Republican Midterm Convention for no reason:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
MAGA Christians lately:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Star-Spangled Jesus eBook is on super sale for just $1.99 on Amazon. (For context it's my story of leaving Christian nationalism while giving insight into the current CN movement- in a funny-ish way ☺️)
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Christian woman encountered aliens? Please enjoy this reenactment of her story:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Christian Influencer Makes Modest Workout Clothes:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
If Democrats acted like Republicans... Or Marsha Blackburn to be exact:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It's interesting that when Democrats are accused of rape, Republicans AND Democrats want them to step down. But when Republicans are accused of rape, Democrats want them to step down and Republicans make them President.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes today. He told me the Nintendo Switch 2 wasn't worth it but he would definitely buy one if they re-released Diddy Kong Racing 64.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
This felt like an appropriate shirt to wear on the 4th. So much progress still needs to be made to actually have liberty and justice for all... But I'm not giving up on this country of mine.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Trump was actually very considerate to create a State Fair experience where introverts can attend without fear of crowds and socializing.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A Christian Influencer "accidentally" goes to a Pride Festival:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Lexington Pride was a success! Loved how many progressive churches were present celebrating ALL of God's creation. Happy (almost) Pride everyone 🏳️‍🌈🤗
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
"Do I agree with everything Satan does? No. But he's tough and gets things done." -MAGA Christians basically
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
It's wild to see all these grown men simping for a ballroom of all things 😂
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Erika Kirk as a Pokemon Trainer:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Pete Hegseth reads more from the Bible:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Conservative Christians then vs now:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Me looking at Hungary voting out their right-wing authoritarian regime:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
MAGA Catholics right now:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"we shouldn't judge people based on how they vote" - people who definitely voted for Trump
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Kristi Noem walks in on her husband.....
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My sisters in Christ, Fox News has always been the fake news
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Donald Trump, the guy white evangelicals have made their Christian hero, just posted this. Yes it's real.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Question for all the MAGA Christians mad about James Talarico saying God is non-binary: When did you see God's penis?
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Idk, having daylight savings the same day as International Women's Day feels sexist.😭😅
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This person claimed that God told them to tag me in this video. It's an AI video of white Jesus walking on water to a Moana song. 💀 Whhyy
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The amount of MAGA parents who have chosen loyalty to Trump over their own children is infuriating. What do you mean you'd rather lose relationship with your own blood than stop simping for a billionaire playboy who will never know you exist?
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
If Pam Bondi was a waitress:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
A Valentine's card from Pam Bondi ♥️
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I was raised conservative evangelical. If you're wondering why evangelicals are not standing with Epstein survivors, just know I was told as a child to dress modestly so grown men wouldn't lust after me...
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Pam Bondi reminds me of a fundamentalist Sunday school teacher answering kids' questions. Q: "But why would God send us to hell?" A: "DO YOU KNOW HOW TERRIBLE YOU ARE?!"
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is the humiliation in the room with us?
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
4th annual Super Bowl BINGO cards: What MAGA Christians Post About It Every year we see those social media posts: complaints, satanic panic, pearl clutching. So why not have some fun with it? Pick your favorite card and play along! (No prizes, just for fun☺️)
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
If Obama was mentioned in the Epstein files a tenth of the times Trump is, Republicans would have immediately called for his impeachment.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
MAGA Christians are more upset about Bad Bunny winning the Grammys than the horrors in the Epstein files.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
As a Christian, I am 10000x more outraged by federal agents killing humans in the street than I am by protesters disrupting a church. In one instance, people DIED. In another, people were inconvenienced. I'm so ashamed of people who claim Christ but support an antichrist (Trump).
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
If MAGA lived in Middle Earth:
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Dear MAGA Christians, Jesus said, "They will know you're my disciples by how you love one another." Not sure if you're aware, but y'all are not known for how you love. Just a friendly PSA in case you'd like to start following the Christ you claim.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Just now hearing about Sascha Riley's damning testimony. It shows exactly why the Epstein/Trump files are being covered up. There are no words for the depravity these powerful men did to children. If this testimony is false, then surely the DOJ would release the files immediately to clear Trump
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Never forget the Christian Nationalism that was behind the insurrection. The worship songs that accompanied the chants to hang Mike Pence. The prayers that fueled the violence. Jesus* was the reason for treason. *White MAGA Jesus not the real one.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
For Christmas, I'm gifting my mom an apology. When my dad died of cancer, I didn't turn her into a widow rockstar. I failed to install pyrotechnics in the church my dad pastored where we held his funeral. I didn't create merch to sell. I didn't give her a town hall. That's on me. I'm so sorry mom.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
When my kid was 6, she wanted to tell me something but was adamant she couldn't say it in our house. So we got in the car and she said: "Mommy, I don't think Santa is real but I didn't want to say it in front of Cheeks because it would upset him." Cheeks is our Elf on the Shelf.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I was raised a conservative Christian and was constantly told that I was going to be persecuted and hated for my faith. They were right but they failed to mention that THEY would be the ones hating me just because I chose Jesus over Trump 😭
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Idk I feel like we should put Christ back in Christian before worrying about Christmas.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
I've never once received a bad grade and thought "The Governor needs to hear about this!"
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
I mean Jesus said "what you do to the least of these, you do to me," so I think this nativity scene is totally fair.
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
After we all finally sat down to the thanksgiving dinner table, my 3 year old niece looked around and said "why are we doing this?" And I felt that. 😅
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Um Franklin Graham just Jesus-juked the Epstein files. "Did you know God has a file on each one of us?" 😭
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Please give me a news conference where Donald Trump is forced to say "I did not have sexual relations with Bill Clinton."
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April Ajoy @aprilajoy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I didn't need to read Epstein's emails to know Trump sucks.... I just didn't know it was literally 👀 #bubba
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