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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Did Marcus Semien retire? No? Y'all just forgot? Haters, all y'all.

Marcus Semien, fellow light skinned king

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Jose Canseco is a HOF hater

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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Was going to say, “I’ll be blocking every man making a weird comment about Mason Miller going on the paternity list”, but I might just block all men and call it a day.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I was on the train earlier, and these two guys behind me were talking about how their friend's ex-wife used to "torture" him when he had tickets to a show without her. The torture? Asking him to do a quick load of laundry and give the kids a bath before he left. I'm so glad I'm single. 😭

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

One of our run club friends also met us at the start and ran with us despite not actually being signed up for the race. #BeUngovernable

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Always make the first or last out at third base, they say

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I have few pet peeves as a 100 y/o baseball fan, but not picking up your third base coach is top of the list, son

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Sure sex is great, but have you ever seen the #SeaKraken get more shots on goal in a period than their opponents?

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Hold on, J.T. just admitted to being a cat guy. I may need to pause this mission briefly. #SeaKraken

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would like the Kraken to be released to kidnap Edzo and bring him back. It can also drag back Jamie my toothless lover Oleksiak. #SeaKraken

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Lane Lambert always looks like me when an ice cream container suggests a serving size. #SeaKraken

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Did the #SeaKraken 5k with run club friends today. (One run club friend is missing) I'm sure my 41st gender place will match the Kraken's league place this season.

Race stats for a woman who ran a 5k in 24:55.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026

I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president

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Sara Likes Hockey @helmerroids.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This was on a package that was delivered to my house by mistake. Turning the driver into a toad may seem like a harsh punishment but it’s the only way some people learn.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/09/2026

Man Confident He Would’ve Been Brave Enough To Send Thumbs Down Emoji In Cornell Group Chat

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

There's some Raiders stuff in here, some pet rock theft in here, continuing bee attacks on athletes in Canada, an athlete in Canada standing directly behind a reporter and eating lunch. Oh, and sexy NHL wingers talking about their poop. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...

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This Week’s Silliest Gooses in Sports, September 27

Pet rock theft, handsome hockey players with tummy troubles, elderly QBs being ignored in the group chat

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Jose Carlos Fajardo @fuzyjoe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Oh Jose when will you learn? I was photographing Draymond Green as he was leaving the practice gym. I knew my friend Cary Edmondson was behind so I tried to make myself as small as I could so I wouldn't be in his photo. I would say I failed completely at my attempt. (Photo by Cary Edmondson)

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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 28/09/2026

most disrespectful graphic of all time

JULY 4 AT CUBS
39
MILES
RHP
MIKOLAS
ISTIEL
ALLOWED 0.47 MILES WORTH OF HOME RUNS
DISTANCES: 428,
.414, 413, 408, 397,

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Baseball Enthusiast @iluvbaseball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

When I am feeling low, I think about how we will never make a dent in traffic violence until we have a system that guarantees people have their basic needs met. There are way too many stressed out and angry drivers on the road. It feels like an insurmountable problem.

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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Los Angeles Angels, Orange County lose 100 games for the first time ever, and it’s still only the 2nd most embarrassing thing Kurt Suzuki’s done in public.

Kurt Suzuki, wearing a MAGA hat and getting groped by Donald Trump

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Ken Arneson @kenarneson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I saw Justin Verlander's first game in Oakland, on April 18 2006. I distinctly remember it for the scoreboard overflowing from the name length of the winning and losing pitchers. Poor Justin Duchscherer and his superfluous ER. I blogged about it here: catfishstew.baseballtoaster.com/archives/353...

Scoreboard at Oakland Coliseum in 2006 saying
WP DUCHSCHER 1 - 0 | DET 3 F
LP VERLANDER 1 - 2 | OAK 4

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone who works there should throw their computer in a hot tub and go home.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

He's a lot nicer than my brother, who screencapped unflattering pictures of me eating when I had diamond level seats. 🥲

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just jonah @j-nametag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My sis: I'm at the Giants game, behind home plate. Me: That's not you. Wave. My sis:

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The White House a "very sacred place"? What does he think it is? The Oakland Coliseum?

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I don't know about you guys, but I like my pitchers to have eyes that say "there are an indeterminate number of missing umpire cases that I may or may not know something about." Bring him back! (So the umpires' families can get closure.)

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The Vampire LesMak @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach

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Brett Hamil @bretthamil.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

One of Seattle's Realest

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Philip Michaels @philipmichaels.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If they sent my daughter out to the mound when I was lifted from my final game, she would totally roast me. "Not your day today, meat," she'd sneer, demanding the ball.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am calling a 24-hour pause on my 2006, 2012, and 2013 rage to tip my cap to Mr. Verlander. Tomorrow, it will again be as wide as the Coliseum foul territory, though.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Why are people acting like Brent Burns is only suddenly hot because he cleaned up the scruff? It's not like he's a superhero named Snackman who only becomes recognizable as a snack after he removes his beard disguise. He's always been a certified toothless dreamboat.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026

“Test-takers will be expected to safely merge onto the highway and then successfully weave their getaway vehicle through traffic while being tailed at high speeds by the police.” — William Deiboldt, California DMV spokesperson

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California DMV Adds Highway Chase To Road Test

SACRAMENTO, CA—Saying the newly instituted changes better reflected the realities of modern driving, officials at the California Department of Motor Vehicles announced Friday that they had added a hig...

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

This is the most diabolical thought my friend has ever posted.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Did you know @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social 's podcast is so successful, people were talking about it at Climate Pledge Arena last night? I mean, by people, I mean me and the friend I was telling about it, but still. National phenomenon!

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Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We should get rid of coffee and see the illusion of the "morning person" disappear.

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

YouTube just suggested this classic again. These guys at least kept the A's in Oakland for a while. Godspeed, Ben and Nate. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlTv...

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Ghostride the Volvo

YouTube video by Nate Houghteling

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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Been sending poop pics to a contractor with no health insurance this entire time!?

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Danny Fearns @dannyfearns.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I don't follow Formula One, but good on them for using subtitles for the hard of hearing…

F1 track with numerous Zoom signs on the advertising billboards

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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I daresay Yount is also a first ballot "he can get it" guy 🫡

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Silly Goose Box Scores @sillygooseboxscore.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This past week's silliest gooses in sports include a goalie doing math homework for fun, NFL players wary of Australian wildlife, and bee attacks north of the border. sillygooseboxscores.substack.com/p/this-weeks...