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Michelle Milliken

@michelleym.bsky.social
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Auntie. Slow runner. Easily distracted hiker. Writer of rejected submissions. Mourning the Oakland A's. Pretend hockey fan. 2006 AL 2B Gold Glove truther. michellemilliken.substack.com

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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Rude!
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
You're tough for getting through it though!
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I'M SO HAPPY ONE OF THEM WILL NOW WIN THAT I MIGHT JUST WATCH MLB AGAIN (for however long the World Series takes, then shunning commences again)
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ugh. I can't do it. I have to stagger them! I'm a weenie! Did you feel okay?
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Today would have been my parents’ 52nd wedding anniversary. Here are a few things they taught me about relationships… and what to do when your pipes explode. michellemilliken.substack.com/p/five-thing...
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Five Things My Parents Taught Me About Relationships
In honor of what would be their 52nd wedding anniversary
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
PS - One of my friends works at the UW lab sequencing circulating viruses, and she said the flu is super prevalent way earlier than usual at the moment. You may want to get your shot sooner rather than later!
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I got my flu shot this afternoon, and apparently one of the side effects is missing spicy Grubi. 🥲 #SeaKraken
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Bobby "Theatrically and Economically Winning Shoot Outs" McMann #SeaKraken
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Matthew "Shoot Out God" Beniers #SeaKraken
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 11/10/2026
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hope this is the Triassic.
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Three teams left haven't won the World Series at all or haven't won one since Keith Richards was a preschooler. You love to see it.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out the friction of having to learn photoshop was a crucial firewall protecting society from the terrible taste of small business owners
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stomper mourning the Oakland A's Show.
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Liz - High and Inside @lizzierie.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Schwarbs being a transit guy is elite stuff
Screenshot of Kyle Schwarber’s instagram story of him on a septa train and text reads

Top 5 Reasons
Riding SEPTA is a Pro Move
Phillies
1. It's $2.90
2. No traffic
3. No parking
4. Center City to South Philly in 11 minutes
5. Kids ride free
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The #SeaKraken slept while big roster moves were happening elsewhere this off season. They're putting forward the compelling argument that teams should go GM-less and just hibernate all summer.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I've seen enough. Freddy G for MVP.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
They need to join the guy from a few years ago in the penalty box.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
May the ghost of #SeaKraken Jamie Oleksiak haunt whoever made the WaFd debit card jingle.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
These #Niners are looking like they're ready to devastate me in the playoffs again.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Butt nostalgia is the best kind. 🥲
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Changing in and out of my raincoat as I switch back and forth between the #SeaKraken game and the #Niners game, rooting for the success of one Seattle team and the demise of the other.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

kittydesade

Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

del3141

Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Feel better soon! That COVID shot is always a doozy.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He took over the throne when Elvis left us. 🥲 The Oakland A's were clearly disbanded because the early 2020s team made lesser men feel unattractive.
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Did Marcus Semien retire? No? Y'all just forgot? Haters, all y'all.
Marcus Semien, fellow light skinned king
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
(Also just wanted to say I was mostly being silly with my comment)
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jose Canseco is a HOF hater
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There would for sure be some amped up energy! I just feel like it wouldn't out-amp other cities that are a little more outgoing and higher energy. If you disagree, though, you're probably right in some way, too!
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I think we're a little too introverted. People may make lingering meaningful eye contact, though.
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Claire @baseball-broad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Was going to say, “I’ll be blocking every man making a weird comment about Mason Miller going on the paternity list”, but I might just block all men and call it a day.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Happy birthday, future Mrs. Toro!
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was on the train earlier, and these two guys behind me were talking about how their friend's ex-wife used to "torture" him when he had tickets to a show without her. The torture? Asking him to do a quick load of laundry and give the kids a bath before he left. I'm so glad I'm single. 😭
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of our run club friends also met us at the start and ran with us despite not actually being signed up for the race. #BeUngovernable
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We unfortunately are not the powerhouse offense the Canucks are, but at least we tried!
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I reluctantly have ESPN+ to watch the Wild, too. No judgment!
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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Always make the first or last out at third base, they say
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Aaron Cameron @thatbootlegguy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have few pet peeves as a 100 y/o baseball fan, but not picking up your third base coach is top of the list, son
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure sex is great, but have you ever seen the #SeaKraken get more shots on goal in a period than their opponents?
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Exactly! But Everett seems to be like John in that regard, and J.T. will give him some crap. They just need a couple of decades to perfect it.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He's sillier with his friend! I think Everett and J.T. have a similar vibe as Edzo and John, but not quite as silly.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hold on, J.T. just admitted to being a cat guy. I may need to pause this mission briefly. #SeaKraken
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I would like the Kraken to be released to kidnap Edzo and bring him back. It can also drag back Jamie my toothless lover Oleksiak. #SeaKraken
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe Adam Larsson can teach him.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think hes just letting everyone know he still has lots of hair.
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Lane Lambert always looks like me when an ice cream container suggests a serving size. #SeaKraken
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Michelle Milliken @michelleym.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did the #SeaKraken 5k with run club friends today. (One run club friend is missing) I'm sure my 41st gender place will match the Kraken's league place this season.
Race stats for a woman who ran a 5k in 24:55.Three people pose with 5k medals
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president
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