Reposted by ElizabethWill Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 3hNo one: GMs of teams that won 72 games hosting a press conference no one asked for: 1104
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 8hMy tummy hurts but I have to be a grown up today anyway. 1120
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The 90s were the renaissance of parody commercials on snl youtu.be/hL4b0Pc1xIs?...youtu.beCluckin Chicken - Saturday Night LiveYouTube video by Saturday Night Live 380
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/202613 years ago today Yuniesky Betancourt played his last game of major league baseball with the Milwaukee Brewers, squashing Dayton Moore's dreams of acquiring him a third time. 0140
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My almost entirely vibes based postseason predictions WC Red Sox over Yankees White Sox over Astros Padres over Cubs Phillies over Braves DS Rays over Red Sox White Sox over Guardians Brewers over Padres Phillies over Dodgers CS White Sox over Rays Brewers over Phillies WS Brewers over White Sox 3160
Reposted by ElizabethEriKCa @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every time I buy feminine hygiene products I have a moment of freaking out bc of their pricing(10.99 bc I bought them at local grocer for 36 tampax-ON SALE) and so I come here to suggest donating these products to local food pantries. 3104
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I did nothing strenuous yesterday so my hips and back should not be this angry at me this morning. 290
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Guys, I'm really bummed that baseball season is over. 5210
Reposted by Elizabethskáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026rolling stone: 43 year old poser pretends he hasn't heard the baby song for babies. and if he hasn't actually heard it, it's because he's a piece of shit 526421
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is such a weird take from Rolling Stone when news coverage is so fragmented that it has literally become something the news reports on, and most people consume music through heavily curated streaming services. 150
Reposted by ElizabethMinda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Jake is saying the rain is picking up in Kansas City. This could greatly affect the #Royals as they try to win one of the final two games to reach a season win total of 😎 69 3202
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just accidentally discovered that one of my all-time favorite movies is playing at my favorite theater on my birthday. Sometimes a couple of things don't suck. 2120
Reposted by ElizabethEric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8youtu.beMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetMusk 17860507
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think you mean postseason hero TWICE, Christian Colon. 050
Reposted by ElizabethAndrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the Savannah Bananas decided that Josh Hamilton was the kind of fun-lovin' dude for Whatever They Do and boy do I hate that!!!! 5523
Reposted by ElizabethJordan Bastian @bastianmlb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If we were only going to be here for one day, at least the baseball gods provided an awesome baseball sky over Fenway Park. 3826
Reposted by ElizabethJake Eisenberg @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Opening Day, 1969. Royals vs. Twins. Listen to Denny Matthews—making his Major League debut at 26 years old—welcome everyone to Municipal Stadium for the first game in Kansas City Royals history. And the picture? Yeah, iconic. 54614
Reposted by ElizabethChris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You are guaranteed to get the job if you bring a blizzard and hold it over your prospective boss’ head upside down 1203
Reposted by ElizabethBobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope 181235164
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have been more anxious than normal and overwhelmed about a whole bunch of work stuff i had little control over for the last couple of weeks and it was resolved in large part today. Now all I want to do is sleep for a million hours. 2150
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tonight Denny Matthews will call his 8000th Royals game. His might be one of the few voices, outside of immediate family, that I could recognize anywhere regardless of context. 2170
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026She’s mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out 1110
Reposted by ElizabethDustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Explain to me how you're willing get your legs blown off in a war based on a lie against a country that wasn't even a remote threat us, but you can't even bother to enforce legal consequences against the people who have stolen from, plundered, and in fact murdered your own constituents. 144
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Duffy saved me from a boring, restful night of sleep by treating me to spontaneous improvisational vocal and acrobatic performances using my prone body as his stage for the past several hours. I’m the luckiest, sleepiest girl. 0120
Reposted by ElizabethAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026LOL -- The White House pool is boycotting Trump, but Real America's Voice is trying to fill in the gap. Unfortunately they haven't yet figured out how microphones work so Trump is still yelling into the void. 3474424778
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Happy happy birthday @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social 🎉 340
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Finally, a future I’m prepared for. Quasimodo predicted all of this. 030
Reposted by ElizabethEd Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let no one convince you Bluesky is not great 120112
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I always think of this one but never see it mentioned. youtu.be/AoV88FmAx6w?...youtu.beEminem - Square Dance, Live in Detroit, Anger Management Tour, 1080pYouTube video by gabor 030
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026To paraphrase Ms. Collins, this is very concerning. 073
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Baked potato as big as my head saved a life today. 1190
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Only blue talk and love to those who celebrate. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...youtu.beEarth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO 030
Reposted by ElizabethScott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202... 805149273701
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I turned the closet shelf in my office into a nice cozy place for my cats to judge me. 1140
Reposted by ElizabethDustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026@cnn.com - Seriously go fuck yourselves for this one. 072
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This is the result of a hitler appeaser buying whichever of his eldest sons survived WWII the presidency, whether he wanted it or not, and then essentially installing his little brother as his AG. The Kennedys are a family of evidence that our system is and has always been fucked. 010
Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026What? The other 7 on the 25-man think they’re too good to blow the fan? It’s called teamwork. 081