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Elizabeth

@lightlyredacted.bsky.social
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I have kids and pets. I 💙 baseball. In a toxic relationship with the Kansas City Royals since 1985. Wasting potential, dashing hopes, and a general disappointment since 1979. Always Antifascist. Punch Nazis.

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Will Harris @sandwichpick.bsky.social · 3h
No one: GMs of teams that won 72 games hosting a press conference no one asked for:
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 8h
My tummy hurts but I have to be a grown up today anyway.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23h
The chop is why you should lose.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Moose likes solo walks the best
A brown dog with a pink harness and blue leash walking down the sidewalk toward a pretty weeping willow
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The 90s were the renaissance of parody commercials on snl youtu.be/hL4b0Pc1xIs?...
youtu.be
Cluckin Chicken - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
13 years ago today Yuniesky Betancourt played his last game of major league baseball with the Milwaukee Brewers, squashing Dayton Moore's dreams of acquiring him a third time.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where are you going, my beautiful friend?
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
fucking desponded
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My almost entirely vibes based postseason predictions WC Red Sox over Yankees White Sox over Astros Padres over Cubs Phillies over Braves DS Rays over Red Sox White Sox over Guardians Brewers over Padres Phillies over Dodgers CS White Sox over Rays Brewers over Phillies WS Brewers over White Sox
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EriKCa @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every time I buy feminine hygiene products I have a moment of freaking out bc of their pricing(10.99 bc I bought them at local grocer for 36 tampax-ON SALE) and so I come here to suggest donating these products to local food pantries.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I did nothing strenuous yesterday so my hips and back should not be this angry at me this morning.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Guys, I'm really bummed that baseball season is over.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WE'RE #1 🎉
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
rolling stone: 43 year old poser pretends he hasn't heard the baby song for babies. and if he hasn't actually heard it, it's because he's a piece of shit
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is such a weird take from Rolling Stone when news coverage is so fragmented that it has literally become something the news reports on, and most people consume music through heavily curated streaming services.
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Minda Haas Kuhlmann @minda33.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jake is saying the rain is picking up in Kansas City. This could greatly affect the #Royals as they try to win one of the final two games to reach a season win total of 😎 69
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just accidentally discovered that one of my all-time favorite movies is playing at my favorite theater on my birthday. Sometimes a couple of things don't suck.
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Eric Deggans @edeggans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Since Elon Musk seems to hate this documentary about him from one of my favorite non-fiction filmmakers, Alex Gibney, figured it was my duty to spread a link to the trailer so you can see it for yourself. ENJOY: loom.ly/oA2_-p8
youtu.be
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
Musk
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably Dr Doom, right?
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think you mean postseason hero TWICE, Christian Colon.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel good, get the fuck out my face.
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Andrew Mearns @mearns.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Savannah Bananas decided that Josh Hamilton was the kind of fun-lovin' dude for Whatever They Do and boy do I hate that!!!!
Josh Hamilton, Savannah Banana
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Jordan Bastian @bastianmlb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If we were only going to be here for one day, at least the baseball gods provided an awesome baseball sky over Fenway Park.
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Jake Eisenberg @jakeeisenberg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Opening Day, 1969. Royals vs. Twins. Listen to Denny Matthews—making his Major League debut at 26 years old—welcome everyone to Municipal Stadium for the first game in Kansas City Royals history. And the picture? Yeah, iconic.
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Chris Towers Missed The Playoffs @cptowers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You are guaranteed to get the job if you bring a blizzard and hold it over your prospective boss’ head upside down
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Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe you’re feeling depressed about the state of the world but hey. Jose Canseco is antifa now so, yanno, there’s like hope
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have been more anxious than normal and overwhelmed about a whole bunch of work stuff i had little control over for the last couple of weeks and it was resolved in large part today. Now all I want to do is sleep for a million hours.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tonight Denny Matthews will call his 8000th Royals game. His might be one of the few voices, outside of immediate family, that I could recognize anywhere regardless of context.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She’s mighty mighty, just letting it all hang out
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Dustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Explain to me how you're willing get your legs blown off in a war based on a lie against a country that wasn't even a remote threat us, but you can't even bother to enforce legal consequences against the people who have stolen from, plundered, and in fact murdered your own constituents.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Duffy saved me from a boring, restful night of sleep by treating me to spontaneous improvisational vocal and acrobatic performances using my prone body as his stage for the past several hours. I’m the luckiest, sleepiest girl.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/09/2026
LOL -- The White House pool is boycotting Trump, but Real America's Voice is trying to fill in the gap. Unfortunately they haven't yet figured out how microphones work so Trump is still yelling into the void.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy happy birthday @keepingsanewth4.bsky.social 🎉
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#oldfriend doing dope shit
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Finally, a future I’m prepared for. Quasimodo predicted all of this.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 23/09/2026
i know what we’re all thinking
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
😍
The K from right cente
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 22/09/2026
hell yeah he was
jim varney
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let no one convince you Bluesky is not great
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I always think of this one but never see it mentioned. youtu.be/AoV88FmAx6w?...
youtu.be
Eminem - Square Dance, Live in Detroit, Anger Management Tour, 1080p
YouTube video by gabor
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
To paraphrase Ms. Collins, this is very concerning.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You on point, Phife?
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Baked potato as big as my head saved a life today.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Only blue talk and love to those who celebrate. youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk?...
youtu.be
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I turned the closet shelf in my office into a nice cozy place for my cats to judge me.
A small gray tortie on a beige cushion and a spooky black cat in his blanket cave supervising my work from their top of the office closet perch.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I am something that you’ll never understand.
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Dustin 𓅃 @librarydust80.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@cnn.com - Seriously go fuck yourselves for this one.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is the result of a hitler appeaser buying whichever of his eldest sons survived WWII the presidency, whether he wanted it or not, and then essentially installing his little brother as his AG. The Kennedys are a family of evidence that our system is and has always been fucked.
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Elizabeth @lightlyredacted.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What? The other 7 on the 25-man think they’re too good to blow the fan? It’s called teamwork.
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