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man, if you're able to convince yourself that stuff like "how William Contreras did against the Padres this year" is meaningful, I guess life can be a lot more interesting for you

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 19h

that Contreras throw should be in the Hall of Fame

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 20h

I will say if you're a like grade-10 Spanish speaker and are watching a game in Spanish, it's a lot harder to tell that a no-hit bid is happening

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 20h

Always make the first or last out at third base, they say

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 21h

So the ALCS is using a public domain "Play ball!!!" MIDI that I had as a sound on my computer in literally like 1988

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 22h

oh thank god I've found a Spanish feed for Yankees-Rays I understand about every third word, but that's better than I can say for listening to Smoltz

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 23h

"That was a great pitch . . . but it didn't come out of his hand competitive." The John Smoltz experience

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/10/2026

this for RFK Jr. is mission accomplished

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Smith-Shawver? OOTP season 40-ass name

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Starting to think the DC version of NY pizza may not be TOTALLY accurate

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you know that confusion could easily be avoided if you called it something other than a "self-driving network," on the ground that networks don't fucking drive

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

man, it sucks to watch the Braves do well at home

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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Just asked Victor Wembanyama if he’d ever consider promoting a sports betting company. “Absolutely not. I will never do that. Honestly, I think it's very sad to see some players promote it. .. Everybody does whatever they want, but without me.”

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Matthew Dowd @matthewjdowd.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Latest WSJ poll: "63% want to pause AI development 61% want a billionaire wealth tax 59% want Medicare for All 57% want a $20 minimum wage 58% want to end U.S. military aid to Israel" This is the center of the country politically. it is time all adjust to this political spectrum, esp. media.

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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Nah man she was with me the whole time and I'll testify to that in court, so

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It would be really great if Kershaw on broadcasts would not become a thing

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026

I for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Can’t tell if baseball commentary has gotten dumber or if I’ve just lost all my patience for it

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I assume the DNC is paying for this?

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Spooky Blaylock 🎃🕷️ @velodus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is an instant classic quote graphic

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I refuse to believe that "Manscaped" ad can get a spot on an MLB playoff game. You'll simply have to do better

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

honestly this should've gotten like a thousand percent more engagement than it did

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inthefade @ihavethatonvinyl.com · 29/09/2026

my heart hurts. how the fuck are we doing this. 13 years old and he's being deported alone. this is a crime against humanity. stephen miller must pay for his sins

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I know Rahm Emanuel. I worked with him for years in the Clinton administration, and then when he was Obama’s chief of staff. Rahm Emanuel represents everything that’s been wrong about the Democratic Party for the last 30+ years. Be warned. robertreich.substack.com/p/the-rahm…

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Dan Diamond @ddiamond.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency

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samuelwa.de @samuelwa.de · 28/09/2026

My “Involved in Human Trafficking“ shirt has a lot of people asking questions that are making me want to stop wearing my shirt rather than reconsider my involvement in human trafficking

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Gummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“Gilligan’s Island” premiered on this date in 1964.

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Mockeryofitall @mockerofitall.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was in the pharmacy the other day and this other guy threw a bottle of supplements at me! But, I was ok, it was a super fish oil injury.

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everything is REALLY bad right now. Tell me some funny jokes

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

My goodness, what an incredible moment. After Justin Verlander secured the final out of his career, Tigers manager A.J. Hinch came out of the dugout...to summon Verlander's daughter out to embrace her dad on the mound.

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026

MURRAY: The Trump admin falsely labeled birth control as abortion. Do you agree that an IUD is an abortifacient? OVERTON: If confirmed, I'll be fully briefed M: That's not an answer. The prospect of an FDA commissioner who doesn't know that birth control isn't an abortion is deeply alarming O: 😊

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I wonder what Matt Dinniman is doing right now. I bet he’s been doing it for several moments

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

oh HOW can I EVER thank you

Subject and from line of an email from Meta announcing "We upgraded you to a Meta Account on Facebook and Instagram." Just like I've always wanted

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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Gavin Newsome has said his son is a fan of Charlie Kirk Andrew Tate and now Clavicular. You should probably stop running for office and spend time with your son

Gavin Newsome my son was very proud of me he's very familiar with Clavicular

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Just idly musing about maybe doing crimes against humanity at the literal United fucking Nations, as one does

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Totally checks out, all these weird goons believe in AI because they need machines to tell them how to Just Be People and they think everyone else needs that too

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I just want the ability to smite, like, six people with my mind. It doesn’t feel like too much to ask. They’d all be really bad people

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Stephens has a humiliation kink. No other possible explanation for his continued existence

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Carter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Jason Benetti gets roasted by his own production crew with the camera cut after his Austro-Turkish War reference. #DNMW #Tigers

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The worst-named company is now the worst-named stadium, cool

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Scott Nover @scottnover.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

BREAKING: TV pool will not be providing coverage of presidential events until further notice b/c of CNN's ban, pool chair and FOX News Washington Bureau Chief Bryan Boughton said. It's effectively a boycott by the fellow members — ABC, CBS, NBC and FOX: www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

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Bill @billtwibh.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

that is extremely not what "de minimis" means

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Julie DiCaro @juliedicaro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

This needs to be a much bigger story. "Those officials said some Pentagon personnel knew within hours that the United States had hit the school, and they described a cascade of preventable failures that included an overreliance on an AI tool built by Palantir."

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Pentagon Investigators Say Overreliance on Palantir AI Tech Contributed to U.S. Strike That Killed 123 Iranian Children

An unreleased Pentagon probe investigated the kill chain that hit a school in Minab.

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